A/N: Enjoy!
Hey guys! I'd like to take this moment to get all sappy. There are over 400 reviews, way more than I would've ever anticipated for these little shorts about shit.
I'm crying...
Tears of laughter!
I swear you guys leave the funniest reviews.
I upload a chapter and make you guys laugh.
You leave your little funny ass reviews and I laugh.
We have one of those fucking symbiotic relationships!
Which one...
Well I'm not too sure.
Anyways!
I'm not gonna lie.
I'm quite confused by the first part of today's rant.
I guess you could call it SITCS.
Standard In-Text Conversation Structure.
Now I've read some pretty fucking awesome fanfiction, but even those sometimes seem not to obey this writing rule that has been ingrained in my writing education since like motherfucking day one.
I often see people do it like this.
(This shit is about to be boring as hell, you don't even have to fucking read it just look at the dialogue).
"Mrs. Joe has been out a dozen times, looking for you, Pip. And she's out now, making it a baker's dozen." "Is she?" "Yes, Pip," said Joe; "and what's worse, she's got Tickler with her." At this dismal intelligence, I twisted the only button on my waistcoat round and round, and looked in great depression at the fire. Tickler was a wax-ended piece of cane, worn smooth by collision with my tickled frame. "She sat down," said Joe, "and she got up, and she made a grab at Tickler, and she Ram-paged out. That's what she did," said Joe, slowly clearing the fire between the lower bars with the poker, and looking at it; "she Ram-paged out, Pip." "Has she been gone long, Joe?" I always treated him as a larger species of child, and as no more than my equal. "Well," said Joe, glancing up at the Dutch clock, "she's been on the Ram-page, this last spell, about five minutes, Pip. She's a coming! Get behind the door, old chap, and have the jack-towel betwixt you."
That how I see that shit sometimes. When I've been taught:
"Mrs. Joe has been out a dozen times, looking for you, Pip. And she's out now, making it a baker's dozen."
"Is she?"
"Yes, Pip," said Joe; "and what's worse, she's got Tickler with her."
At this dismal intelligence, I twisted the only button on my waistcoat round and round, and looked in great depression at the fire. Tickler was a wax-ended piece of cane, worn smooth by collision with my tickled frame.
"She sot down," said Joe, "and she got up, and she made a grab at Tickler, and she Ram-paged out. That's what she did," said Joe, slowly clearing the fire between the lower bars with the poker, and looking at it; "she Ram-paged out, Pip."
"Has she been gone long, Joe?" I always treated him as a larger species of child, and as no more than my equal.
"Well," said Joe, glancing up at the Dutch clock, "she's been on the Ram-page, this last spell, about five minutes, Pip. She's a coming! Get behind the door, old chap, and have the jack-towel betwixt you."
So what the fuck?
Are people just too lazy or is this another writing style I have never seen or heard of in the world of literature and writing?
Whatever the fuck it is, it makes shit harder to read and annoys the fuck outta me.
But I guess if your story is fucking awesome I'd deal. I have before.
But I fucking prefer not to.
However, I know, without a doubt, that this annoys people.
When people spell shit wrong.
And I don't mean they misspell words like "accidentally" or "malfunction" or shit like that.
I mean legitimately. The spell Kakashi like Kakshi or Tsunade like Sunade or Sasuke like Saske.
Holy fuck, that annoys that shit out of me.
*Me at Home*
"Hm..this story is okay. I'm sure it'll get bet-Hold the fuck up did they just spell Konoha like Kohana…Well maybe it was just a really fucking bad mista- Oh they did it again…and again there. Um no. Bitch how are you gonna a write a story and you can't fucking spell your shit right. I mean, come on. You can easily look this shit up on the Naruto wikia. I'm not reading anymore of this bullshit."
If I had a dollar for every time I've seen someone misspell "Konoha" , I'd be fucking rich.
So please.
For the sake of us readers.
People who misspell the important stuff?
Yeah.
Stop doing that shit.
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