Alright i'm doing the requests by first to last so for the request I have genderbent (any couple I want)stendy/candy one-sided wyle! for le not important! and yes i'm still accepting requests. And they can be more than one request! Sorry everyone had writer's block :P JVM-SP150 I bearly noticed XD OMG ADDING CANDY SOMEONE SLAP ME! *OUCH* stormy slapped me ;~;

Wesley (wendy) was unammused as his purple jacket sleeves we're pulled back and forth. Everyday at recess instead of hanging out with Bailey (Bebe) he would be foughten over by both Erica(Eric) and Sam (Stan).

Wesley had to admit there devosion for him was cute but, they can't just fght over him like a doll! Wesley Testaburger was a single,carefree man. Yet he had to waist his time watching 2 girls fight over him.

Even at lunch the girl's would corner him and present him with home-made dishes. Which would be any boy's dream to Wesley it was a nightmare.

"Ughh" Wesley said tossing himself on to the bleacher's near Bailey.

"The girls?"

"Uh huh"

"What did they make for our head cheerleader?"

"Anything they could"

"Wesley you need to grow a pair and tell them you aren't going to date any of them"

"I wish I could" Wesley whined. "But they'll just rip them off like it was nothing" Wesley explained.

"What if you flirt with other girl's?" Bailey suggested. "McKenzie's single" Bailey said his eye brows going up and down.

"McKenzie's with Tommy" Wesley said. Suddenly he felt a tap on his shoulder.

"I don't want any more home made dishes!" Wesley whined.

"Who said I had one?"

Wesley whirled himself around to see Kylie standing infront of him.

"Oh hey ky" Wesley said. "What's up?" Bailey questioned.

"Look, I know you think it's a dream for you to have Sam and Erica follow you like lost puppy's but it needs to stop!" Kylie explained a little annoyed. Plopping herself next to Wesley.

"A dream? huh, You think this is a dream?" Wesley asked. "It's a nightmare! You don't see me and Bailey going around following one of you like a lost puppy" Wesley exclaimed falling back on to the bleacher.

"Well, what are you gonna do about it?" Kylie questioned.

"I don't know!" Wesley said.

"Maybe Kylie can help you" Bailey suggested.

"How?" Both Kylie and Wesley asked.

"Well you want them off you;and you want them back on to you" Bailey explained. "Why not flirt with eachother;or even announce a fake relationship to get them off you?"

"Bailey that is so-" Wesley was cut off by kylie. "Perfect. sort of.." She shrugged.

"Worth a shot" Bailey shrugged as well.

"Fine" Wesley sighed. "This is a fake relationship!" Wesley explained. "A peck on the cheek or forehead is nothing but a friendly gesture!" Wesley blushed.

"Yeah, dude" Kylie agreed.

"Where is Erica and Sam anyway?" Bailey questioned looking around the gymnasium. "There usually here to watch you wesley" Bailey shrugged.

"I stalled them" Kylie announced. "They should be here in abbbbout onnnnne second" She said looking at her watch. As if on que both Erica and Sam busted through the door searching around the gymnasium.

"Go time ladies" Bailey said gesturing to the two. Wesley hesitated before putting his hand around Kylie.

"Hey, Wesley!" Sam and Erica cheerfully said ignoring the fact that he has his arm around Kylie.

"Hey, have you guy's seen my hot new girlfriend?" Wesley asked looking at Bailey.

"What about you Bailey?" Wesley asked biting back a fit of laughter. "What do you think about my girlfriend, Kylie?" Wesley questioned.

"I think she's great" Bailey chocked out.

"I know right" Wesley said cuddling his girlfriend.

Sam and Erica looked at eachother shocked. But played it cooly. Knowing they'd get Kylie later.

"Come on, Babe i'll buy you a drink" Wesley said as they walked off; and out of the gymnasium.

Wesley and Kylie starred eachother before bursting out in to a fit of laughter.

"Did you see Erica and Sam's face?" Kylie chocked out through fits of giggles.

"Priceless!" Wesley exclaimed wiping a tear from his eye. "There faces dropped when I said Babe" Wesley snickered.

"Dude, why haven't we done this sooner?" Kylie questioned.

"Don't know but we should keep doing it" Wesley winked making Kylie blush.

"Altight, Babe" Kylie joked as they went back in hand in hand.

Please review! I'm back! omg who missed me? Cause i'm back for good! no more hiatuses (unless something unexpected comes up) anyways please review and you'll see the next one shot(s) soon enough! Bye! :)