A/N: Enjoy!
Hello all!
It's been way too mother fucking long.
School and laziness and shit.
You writers know how it is.
Now before I go on to the chapter I would just like to share with you the absurdity of something I read today.
The story was pretty fucking good but the main character was going undercover because she was actually a well-known and hated person. For the sake of this rant she will be known to the public as "The Princess of the Pencil".
In this god damn story this dumb bitch would always go around saying "I hope no one finds out that I THE PRINCESS OF THE PENCIL."
Aloud.
Fucking everywhere she went and it would leave me like this.
Me at Home
"Oh no! Everyone hear hate THE PRINCESS OF THE PENCIL. I hope no one will figure out that I'm really THE PRINCESS OF THE PENCIL….Man just yesterday I was THE PRINCESS OF THE PENCIL and now I'm here enjoying this party hoping no one finds out that I'm THE PRINCESS OF THE PENCIL."
"Shhhh! Sh! What the fuck bitch no! See now that cunt faced reporter heard you and you're going to be on the cover of every magazine by the next chapter! It's about time to. Going everywhere yelling about your god damn secret, you'd think you want everyone to fucking know!"
Anyways!
One topic we will be looking at today is:
The Gasp
Looking for a really intimate scene?
Want to deepen a lustful kiss!
The sure fire way to do so is:
Gasping!
"Sakura gasped surprised by the sudden kiss. Sasuke, taking advantage of this opening, deepens the kiss testing every crevice of her mouth."
We've all read it!
It's an easy device. And I don't even fucking see a problem with it!
Another topic we will be discussing today is a little plot bunny I like to call:
No Know Preggos
Which, as the name implies is when our lovely female leads get pregnant either get pregnant and:
-Don't know who the baby daddy is
-Know who the baby daddy is but doesn't get the chance to tell baby daddy cause he leaves and/or dies
-Leaves the village
The last one is the one I don't fucking get.
Like one time I read a summary and it was like this:
The girls have had enough and decide to leave the village. They return eight months later…each baring an infant. Wait eight months?! Who are the fathers of the newest inheritors of the will of fire?
And I made that sound one hundred times better than it truly was.
That is all I have for today my lovely bitches.
Before we part I do have some questions.
So Tobi is…Obi?
I never really got the whole story of Asuma's past….did anybody else?
Are you TemaShika or InoShika ? (I'm personally InoShika)
And most importantly!
We know Zabuza.
We know Kisame.
Who are the other five members of the seven swordsmen…
The world may never know.
Love, peace, and hair grease.
Fuck bitches.
A/N: Review!