A/N: Enjoy!
Hey guys.
I'm just going to not address the fact that I've been gone for a bajillion ever.
Cause we all know no one really gives a shit and we just want to read what clichés I have come across during my absence.
I have come across much of one major thing lately.
Inserts.
Yeah I know what you're thinking.
"Bitch, OCs aren't new you dumb whore!"
Yes but recently I have come across a lot of what I would like to call:
Hey! I've been here the whole time!
Maybe everyone's noticed it already.
But yes it's that fucking plot line where Itachi fucking killed all the Uchiha's except Sasuke…
And their aunty's baby cousin Emiko or some shit.
Or it's the one where Naruto has a twin sister Naru-fucking-ko and instead of the Kyuubi being placed in Naruto it was placed inside of his sister or even better they somehow manage to fucking cut the Kyuubi in two and do fucking halvsies.
It's even more exasperating when they, for the sake of their OCs, make three man genin teams instead of four man genin teams!
Like no!
Just replace Sakura or some shit I don't know but I just think some parts of Naruto ethic should remain constant.
Ramen-Happy
On the subject of Naruto as a character.
He is not that ramen obsessed and retarded.
Like honestly, I read stories where all he fucking does is talk about ramen!
He would not pass up an opportunity to eat it, yes, but he does not make it the topic of all conversations he ever fucking has.
The Mask
Another little Naruto (as a character…) personality is:
The mask.
You know where he acts like a happy-go-lucky kid when he's on the inside he's actually a Kyuubi trained certified hustler ultimate ninja scroll fuinjustu demon vampire god in space who hates people, smiles, laughter, joy, sunshine, and rainbows and will become Hokage and use his power to take over all hidden villages and become supreme dictator of all that is ninja with his harem of every single female Naruto character who is alive or dead.
Um.
Yeah.
No.
Now before we part there is something I'd like to say to you all.
The presidential elections are coming up and everyone's (who's over the age of 18 i.e. not me) vote counts. So if you're one of those people who probably won't vote think of it this way:
Remember what happened when Orochimaru (who's back from the dead by the way looky there…I'll come back to that) wasn't picked to be Hokage…
Vote for the guy who will be like Orochimaru in the event that he loses.
Speaking of Orochimaru.
He's fucking back.
God damn.
Either Kishimoto is too lazy to come up with new villains…
Or shit's about to go down.
Fuck Bitches Get Money.
A/N: Review!