Alright i'm doing the requests by first to last so for the request I have Staig! for le xXoliveoil!Xx and yes i'm still accepting requests. And they can be more than one request!

"C-can you not?" Stan asked looking at his very drunk ex-boyfriend Craig sitting on the floor in an alley to a trashcan. Bottle in hand.

"Fuck you, Marsh!" Craig said flipping him off.

"Yeah, okay, You obviously can't handle alcohol" Stan said taking the bottle away from him.

"Nooo SALLY! Give me her back asshole!" Craig whined now on his stomach,clutching Stan's leg.

"Craig you obviously need to get over me" Stan said rolling his eyes. Holding the bottle higher and out of Craig's reach.

"I am! You just don't want to gie me back my girlfriend" Craig said reaching out for 'sally'.

"You know Sally's going to die, right?" Stan asked regretting his choice of words.

"No! NOT SALLY!" Craig whined curling up in a ball,hugging his legs and cradeling himself.

"Look at Sally" Stan said pointing at the bottle of Jack Daniel's. Craig obeyed looking at his baby.

"Look Sally can fly" Stan said throwing the bottle effortlessly to the ground where it smashed in to tiny pieces.

"SALLLLLLY!" Craig cried out crawling to the broken bottle.

"Craig you've been acting like this for the 2 weeks ive spent visiting my cousins in California" Stan said pinching the bridge of his nose.

"Why are you here anyway?!" Craig snapped. "You broke up with me in the worst way possible!;through a text" Craig exclaimed.

"What?!" Stan asked confused. "I said I would be back soon,I might not have connection,don't text me. I'll text you" Stan said rolling his eyes.

"There you go!" Craig said. "You said to not text you" Craig whined.

"I would have texted if I had connection;the company I use for my phone doesn't cover in california" Stan explained rolling his eyes at his boyfriend.

"S-so we're still together?" Craig questioned looking up from the ground.

"Yeah, dude why wouldn't we?" Stan asked. Holding out to Craig who hesitated to take it.

Stan leaned in for a kiss but was stopped by a finger. "Not so fast! Your in the dog house for not using your cousins phone" Craig said pushing him away.

"Ehh I didn't think about it" Stan shrugged. As they walked out of the alley.

Please review! Drunk Staig :D Fun to write! anyways please review and you'll see the next one shot(s) soon enough! Bye! :)