A/N: Enjoy!
So since I haven't been on Fanfiction for a long ass time. I don't have a new cliché for you.
So without further ado I'll some elaboration on a previously mentioned one.
So (sorry, about the lack of syntactic variety) let's talk about the ever cliché:
High school story!
So usually they all sorta sound the same! So if you want to be different read these summaries of stories with overused cliché plots.
The Troubled Child
AU. Sakura suffers from abuse every day. Her dad hates her. Her mom hates her. Her dog hates her. Her life basically sucks. She wants to keep it a secret from everyone, cause I mean, who wants to admit their dog hates them. Oh yeah, and she's depressed and she moved here from fucking Suna High (cause that's the only other hidden village name people ever really reference in their stories; How do you think Mitsuke: Village Hidden in the Potatoes feels). She had to leave because…well I don't really know but we'll just pretend some crazy ass shit went down that I'll make vague but unimportant references to. Anyways she transfers to hmmm we'll call it Konoha High and meets Sasuke. He's basically an asshole and since in this story Sakura is an overemotional badass. She's gonna like I don't know curse him out or something. Basically he'll just be like "no girl, no one, has ever spoken to me like that" and he'll become fucking obsessed. But remember she's trying to keep her fucked up life a secret because…yeah. So yeah. Read this. SxS NxH TxN IxS TxS. Don't like, don't read.
Opposites Attract
Sakura is the nerdiest little shit in the school. Sasuke is the coolest, most handsome, most amazing guy in the school (A/N: insert projectile vomit here). They have to work together on a project. Sakura is expecting a hard time. Sasuke is expecting an easy A. What neither of them were expecting was…love.
Can I just stop here and say I kinda hate those "witty" sentences about love at the end of summaries like:
Me at home
Sakura hated Sasuke. Sasuke hated Sakura. But do they both hate…love?
"Wai-What the-That makes no fucking sense! You're not fucking clever bitch."
Anyways.
The Transformation
Hinata was always the shy, plain, average, unnoticeable, boring, quiet, nerdy looking, lonely wallflower that sat in the back of the room. By herself. In the corner. In the dark. However, after summer vacation she comes back as a beautiful, stunning, lovely, fucking Egyptian butterfly goddess or some shit. How, we don't know. Anyways, so yeah, she comes back all fucking hot and shit. Will she be able to win the love of a certain blonde or will she just fade back into her cold, dark corner?
The Attempt To Have Multiple Relationships That Will, Most Likely, Ultimately Fail
All the girls transfer to Konoha high and quickly become the most popular people in school. Suddenly their reputation as the most popular is jeopardize when the popular all boy band Sharingan (or Akatsuki, or Taka, or Suna, or Hokage depending on who the main character of this cliché story is) transfers to their school. Tsunade makes the girls become their escorts around the school. Will this new rivalry create a rift in the school? Or will the song of love become stuck in everyone's head ( A/N: insert projectile vomit here)? SxS NxH TxN IxS TxS
I love summaries.
Sometimes they are just so hilariously terrible.
Personally, I prefer stories with good quotes from the story as their summaries.
Aiko's Corner:
Welcome to my corner where I will share with you a few things that I (personally) like and dislike in my stories. I'll share more over time. Feel free to ask me questions!
Likes:
Hinata or Shikamaru as the main character
Multi Chapter stories
Stories about psychos, sadists, "what if this team was made up of _ instead of _ ", realistic encounters with Akatsuki
Dislikes
Blinding fluff
When Itachi is one of the good guys
Crossovers with "real people" (Harry Potter)
Randomness ensuing
A/N: Review! And when you are done do yourself a favor and go watch BBC's Sherlock.
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