A/N: Enjoy

Alright class today we'll be discussing "Things that are never going to happen"

Now I know what you're thinking.

This is fan "fiction," none of this stuff is ever going to happen.

And to that I say:

Really? It's been 29 fucking chapters you shits should know by now that I'm gonna fucking point out the commonly used ones we all know and love.

But I know none of you were thinking that.

But yes, these are not necessarily bad or even the main plot lines, just little idiosyncrasies and background info that make the story.

For example:

How it's always so simple to fucking just up and walk out of the village and on your way out, you miraculously happen to stumble upon the fucking Akatsuki in a scene that plays out a little like this:

Sakura had finally had enough. She got up and walked straight out of her room, out of her living room out of her house, down the street, made a left, after .5 miles made a right and straight out of the village. As soon as she took a step out of it though, she looked to her left and saw Kisame and Itachi standing there.

"Jinkies! What are you two doing here!" She exclaimed.

"We're here for the Kyuubi," Itachi said impassively. He thinks to himself 'You know…we've been in need of a medic for a while now…maybe I can make her hate her village and convince her to-'

"Oh. Need a medic?"

"Sure."

This happens all the time. Classic plot convenience.

Another example would be:

How is it that in some stories everyone is so trusting? Like they're fucking ninja shouldn't they be I don't know…more precautious.

"Hinata come with me, I can make you stronger," Itachi said reaching out to her.

Hinata smiled.

"You know, even though I've never talked to you before in my life and you randomly just came up to me and said that, which means you probably have some sort of ulterior motive, you killed your clan, left imparting words that would ruin your brother's life, defected form Konoha, joined a criminal organization devoted to taking over the world, and want to kill the person I've admired and been in love with for only my entire life…Something, probably my heart which is not in charge of my logical reasoning tells me I should trust you. So I'll go with you! S-Stutter."

Makes sense to me!

Right?

Yeah, no not really.

Another common one we see is Sasuke deciding to give up on his revenge/ him willingly coming home after he gets it.

Ha.

Haha.

HAHAHAHAHA.

Seen Sasuke, lately?

He's some kind of crazy at this point.

And to end it off here is one that I personally think is just a little ridiculous:
Naruto deciding he doesn't want to be Hokage.

What the actual fuck.

That just so happens to be the whole point of the show.

It's like having Ash in Pokémon decide he doesn't want to catch any pokemon.

Yugi in Yu-Gi-Oh deciding that dueling is kinda lame.

Luffy not wanting to be a pirate.

I just can't wrap my mind around those ones! If the story takes place in the Naruto World and they are all ninjas, then Naruto should want to be Hokage.

That may be just me though.

I'm kinda off my rocker.

Aiko's Corner:

Hey everyone and welcome to my corner! It's dark, damp, and every once in a while the lights flicker.

Get cozy.

So I am thinking of publishing a new Naruto story thingy about an OC named…hmm…let's go with Kimiko. Here's a summary-ish thing:

Kimiko is not a ninja. She was a normal 24 year old woman who owned a small tea shack in a normal small town with normal, non-ninja townspeople. So how is it that she suddenly gets mixed in the affairs of teenage ninja from Konoha and the Aka…whatevers?
And no.

It's not because of any sort of "mysterious past."

She had a normal, loving family.

Let me know what you thought of everything you have read today!

...I use so many line breaks.

A/N: Review!