Alright i'm doing the requests by first to last so for the request I have Redman! for le Jon the new Kid! and yes i'm still accepting requests. And they can be more than one request! Okay just want to say thanks for 15,000+ views! 171+ reviews and all the favs and followers! I love u all! :D

"Hello?" Red asked walking in to the comfort of her own home.

"Hey" Cartman called from the couch.

"I didn't know you would be off work early" Red said fumbling with her things.

"I took a vacation for te week" Cartman replied. "Thought we could spend it together for our anniversary" Cartman said.

"I don't know" red said walking up the stairs. "Red you can't keep ignoring me I'm your husband" Cartman whined.

"Doesnt feel like it" Red muttered. "I already call red your work seeing as I know your gay boss" Cartman commented.

"Just great" Red said from upstairs.

"all so need you to go to Lola's" Cartman called out.

"Why? do you need Kevin?" Red asked from upstairs.

"No I want you to go Lola's dress and shoes to buy an outfit for our dinner reservation" Cartman said felling like he did when he asked out Red for the first time.

"D-dinner reservation?" Red stuttered.

"Yeah, At Olive Garden" Cartman said looking at his watch.

"Thought we would get dinner,watch a movie and pack for because in the morning were going on vacation" Cartman explained as Red came down the stairs.

"Stop playing Eric" Red said. "I wish I was Rebecca" Cartman smiled kissing her.

"You have no idea how much I've wanted to do that" Cartman commented. "I'm sorry I forgot about our anniversary" He went for another kiss.

"I'll never do it again for asking as live"Cartman said as this time Red kissed back.

"I forgive you" Red muttered.

"Finally! Now go get your outfit" Cartman said as she started walking off smacked her ass.

Please review! Woooo go get it Cartman XD so yeah I was working on this for 3 days cause I didn't know how to start it O.O. Anyways please review and you'll see the next one shots soon enough! Bye! :)