A/N: Surprise, mother fuckerds. And there shall be more. Mwahaha

Well…

Fuck.

It's been a while, my lovely bitch brigade; however, my love for you still burns with the hot white intensity of a thousand suns.

Contrary to popular belief: I'm not dead.

In fact, I actually have a dark romance fic I started called Don't Tell A Soul. The CR ratio is pretty good so check it out should you wish (shameless promo).

Time flies. I was just re-reading shit. Being all nostalgic and a pussy and shit.

But all this is beside the point.

Guys!

It's fucking over.

If you have to ask what, do us all a favor and banish yourself from my kingdom.

Maybe I'll forgive you later.

Anyways (I know it's fucking "anyway" but my mom literally corrects me on that shit so fucking much that I just feel the need to say it wrong on purpose now...love you mommy) …the stories do continue.

And thus:

So do the clichés.

Now guys. I truly do love when people try and put a twist on the cannon version of Naruto—so I understand this is necessary. But…

Holy.

Fucking.

Shit.

If I have to be re-read the god damn Land of Waves arc one more fucking time. I will scream.

I mean, I don't know about you guys, but I really only care about how the twist effects their encounters with Akatsuki or something. I just suck it up in hopes of making it to the interesting scenes/arcs.

I know, I know: character development.

And I love and pay attention to all interactions with Zabuza.

I don't care that Sasuke's twin sister manages to notice that the two assassins are actually in that puddle.

Or that this time NaruKO was the one who met Haku in the fucking forest or whatever.

Or that fucking Minami, managed to fucking befriend the bratty kid whose dad died.

But you know what's even worse?

When they don't fucking notice!

Me at Home

The four man cell made their way down the path. Miyami , the new and decidedly useless addition to the team is walking behind Sasuke, thinking about how much he is a jerk, which Sasuke loves because no girl has ever treated him that way. Naruto who is, of course, is like a fucking brother to her or some shit, trails behind her glaring at Sasuke. While Sakura and Kakashi and the bridge builder...blah blah blah, back to my OC. Right. So Miyami is walking and shit and she notices this puddle which honestly should come off as weird cause it hasn't rained in a fucking week. Anyway. Miyami trips. And yeah...she gets up up and they keep walking.

"... What the fuck Miyami? What's your fucking purpose again, cause I swear all you've done for the past eight chapters is be a bitch to Sasuke. "

Like zero fucks will be given to those scenes.

At least from me.

I'm sorry.

And I love Hinata growth stories. But,I'm also so, so, so fucking tired of reading about her fight against Neji in the pre-lims. Especially when she loses. It causes me to…release pent up frustrations.

Me at Home

"A-At least Neji-sama…I-I believe in myself," Hinata affirmed with a small smile before slowly losing consciousness.

'S-Sorry, Naruto-kun."

"Ughhhhh! She still ends up fucking losing? Like what?! Bitch, I don't give a fuck that you believe in yourself now. What fucking good does that do you on the battlefield if you still fucking lose? And the fuck are you smiling about…you didn't do anything? And did just say sorry to Naruto? For what bitch, he doesn't give a fuck about your feelings. Man, fuck your feelings. Be sorry for yourself."

And I love Hinata!

What monster am I turning into! Look at what it makes me become...

And speaking of the fucking retelling of the chuunin exams, I get annoyed when:

Kimiko, sensing the danger, jumps in front of Sasuke, allowing Orochimaru to sink her fangs into her neck.

Uh.

Bitch.

No the fuck she did not.

Literally one of the defining moments of Sasuke's life.

Fucking ruined.

Can Sasuke have his fucking curse mark please?

Does he have to fucking share it?

He already lost his parents cut him some slack, man.

Anyway/Anyways.

This whole rant was contradictory.

I don't give a fuck.

I'm Aiko and I'm mad and I make no sense...

But...

Always remember this my brigade:

Fuck, what?

Bitches.

Fuck bitches.

Aiko's Corner

Hey, losers. Guess who's officially a graduated from high school bitch?

Yeah.

This bitch.

Get to go to my dream school (fucking Harvard) so I'm pumped!

Also if you're looking for a sadistic, dark, yummy romance. Check me out.

A/N: I've missed you weirdos. Please review and say hi. Tell me how you are. Fuck, I don't know.

You guys make me laugh and shit. So I love you bitches.

Bye.