A/N: Sup brigade

Alright, here's a fun game! Let's play:

"Oh my fucking god did I write that?"

This will be an analysis of the second story I wrote on fanfiction at age thirteen. It was an Akatsuki x OC story.

Story is normal and commentary is bold.

Let's first look at the introduction of my main character.

Introduction time! I am, said Quinn Trellis, I'm fifteen years old, and have an athlete's figure—OH MY FUCKING GOD EWW! Why is that the second thing I introduce about her! Why was I so lazy—(I do volleyball, track, and gymnastics).

I have straight pale blond hair (is often compared to the color of Luna Lovegood's…Look her up if you're one of the poor, poor souls that knows her not), a long bang (like Deidara's) covers one of my purple eyes (crazy, huh. And im-fucking-possible bitch), two piercings on the top of my ear and one in the lobe, silver studs occupying each whole. Why the fuck do I keep using parenthesis.

Now normally I wouldn't bore you with the my—I obviously didn't re-read this shit for mistakes— outfit but you have to know what I was wearing during my later…expedition.

I was wearing a white tank with a black crossbones skull on it, black ripped black skinny jeans, chucks, and one of those hoodies that you zip up to your head so it makes a skeleton!

And yes readers, you heard her correctly! I'm a narutard. Yay! Ha-ha. I read the fanfiction, and watch the anime, but I never buy the manga just in case the Akatsuki ever show up in my house. WHAT THE HELL? THIS GIRL IS CRAZY TO PLAN AEAD FOR THAT IN THE REAL WORLD. I wouldn't want them finding it…Yeah, I know, weird reason—No shit.—

Speaking of the Akatsuki, I love me some akatsuki! Saying "I love me some" anything should've gotten me fucking shot. They are totally kickass! I don't have a crush on any of the members per say, but they are all badass especially-

"Earth to Quinn!"

"Ahhh!" I screamed jumping back on my bed away from the emerald green eyes that were all up in my grill. Did I really just use that phra—just kill me.

"Personal space is essential to a coexisting society."

"That's not what they say in China."

And that folks, were the wise words of my awesome black haired, emerald eyed bestest friend ever Bria Lee. She is wearing a white fitted tee that says "My shirt is white! Except for the words… But they would be too! But I want you to see em…"—How could a shirt fit all that, it's a damn dress at that point— and black short shorts, hoops—HA—, and knee-length chucks. Her hair was tied in a low ponytail.

…

"Don't worry, I'll just hit it," Bria stated calmly as she walked towards the TV.

"Don't! We'll get sucked into the Narutoverse!" I hate this girl.

…

'She thinks we're in the narutoverse? But why…'

I slowly turn around. And there standing across the grassy opening is none other than

Itachi Uchiha and Kisame Hoshigake. Kill me now! What fucking plot convenience. Why was I such a lazy bitch.

Holy-

"Who are you people? And…and where the hell are we?"

I cringe internally at my friend's crude behavior. Leave it to Bria to run off her mouth when she doesn't know who she's dealing with. Kisame's eye twitched.

I didn't take that as a good sign.

I whisper to my friend even though I knew they could hear me…They are ninjas after all.

"That's Itachi Uchiha and Kisame of the Akatsuki, the group hunting the tailed beasts in order to obtain the power to create a Utopia. Itachi is a genius. He killed his clan leaving behind his little brother Sasuke and Kisame is quite powerful, he was one of the seven swordsmen of the mist." Why did she feel the need to say all of that instead of just saying "shut up"

I take a deep breath. Geez, I sounded like one of those bing commercials.

Bria nods her head.

"Okay so who's Sasuke?"

I saw Itachi's head move a little, obviously wanting to hear my response.

I inwardly smirk.

"Some revenge-crazed weirdo…Nobody special." Why.

I know he's probably gonna hate me cause we all know Itachi loves his otouto—Really, me? Random ass Japanese?—, but I just had to.

"Oh…wait, so this genius and super strong guy are part of the aka-what-their-faces that are after Nuntuki?"

I roll my eyes, momentarily forgetting about the Akatsuki, and glare at my friend.

"For the love of man, his name is Na-Ru-To!"

She rolls and turns to the Akatsuki.

"Haven't you guys been after Naruto for like…ever? Geez you guys suck-"

"Bria!"

"What! It's the truth!"

" Well, I mean, you could've said it in a nicer way!"

What am I supposed to say? 'Hello there kind gentlemen. I deeply apologize for saying this but you guys suck…and I mean that in the nicest way possible." Where is the fucking beginning quotation mark? I didn't even fucking realize the was a sentence until I finished it.

"Shut your face."

…

Itachi then says, "You'll be coming with us." Cause I'm a basic bitch.

I hate my life.

A/N: Review bitches!