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Extra Extra! New hot couple of South Park High?! Last Friday, Stan Marsh can be seen with Red West at the Broncos football game, engaging in what can only be described as a hot make out session. Fans near the couple looked on in disgust, happiness, and anger. In fact, Eric Cartman can be seen watching the couple in anger. Mostly Red. Some say it's from the recent break up of the 2.
"Can you believe this?!" Stan said angered, throwing the school newspaper in the nearest trash can. His Girlfriend of only a week agreed. Their passionate kiss was not a 'hot make out session'. They barely hold hands!
"What do you propose we do?" She asked. "The whole school must have read it by now!" Red face palmed. Stan thought to himself and signed. What could they do?
"Well at least we'll be the center of attention at lunch" Stan said trying to change the mood. Red giggled thinking of all the stuff the girl's are going to throw at her.
"Ugh" Red exasperated. "No doubt I'll be called a slut or something" She said rolling her eyes.
"Me and you both" Stan said wrapping an arm around her. As they continued down the hallway they could see faces of happiness and disgust towards the new couple. In one situation the people of south park high crumbled up their news paper's and threw them at the couple.
"No doubt Cartman's been feeding them lies" Stan pointed out. Holding his arm out to protect himself from incoming paper ball's.
"The guy act's like he's in preschool! What was your first clue?" She questioned as they entered their designated classroom to see even more unhappy faces.
"What did you see in him?" Stan asked taking his seat in the back of the classroom with Red. "No clue, but if I did I'll let you know".
Stan placed his hand on her's as Cartman walked in to the room. No doubt still pissed that his only girlfriend was gone but, man did it feel good to piss off cartman' Stan thought smiling placing a quick peck on his girlfriend's cheek.
"Are we still on for tonight?" Stan asked, now holding his girlfriends hand tighter. She smiled and nodded.
"But first, how about we go get some revenge on the news paper geek's?" Red suggested as Stan mumbled "God I love this woman..."
Please Review! Sooooo what did you think? I had writer's block...except for that one night lol. Been meaning to update this so here it is! Can't promise I'm back for sure but I'll try! I promise on that! Any way's please review and you'll see the next one-shot(s) soon enough! Bye! :)