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''I swear to God if I have to listen to that sunshine, sparkle b*** anymore I'm going to break something!'' Jessie said angrily as she sat next to her boyfriend. She thought after reaching college the other girls would have given that stuff up by now.
She wasn't in a good mood and it didn't help Clyde's defense that he tried to keep this secret from her.
''You should have told me Clyde! Last time I checked I'm your girlfriend!'' She snapped at him as Clyde tried to hide under his hospital bed sheet.
''I didn't want you to worry.'' He said nervously. ''Plus I was worried you'd think I was less of a man if I went threw with this operation.''
Jessie's face softened to a very worried look. ''O baby it's ok, I'd love you even if you lost both your legs in a nasty car accident.''
'Um … Thanks … I think …'' Clyde said as he looked at his girlfriend, admiring her beautiful features, like her blonde hair, her blue eyes and her blood stained skateboard that she used to beat the crap out of Eric Cartman with.
Jessie was a tomboy who hated wearing girlie things like women's designer shoes, she was the exact opposite of all of the other girls Clyde had ever dated.
In that exact moment he had to ask her.
''Jessie … in case I don't make it …'' Jessie turned to Clyde worried.
''Clyde your just getting a new colostomy plug install, it's hardly life threatening.'' She said but Clyde either didn't hear her or just plain ignored her.
''I have to know now. I love you so much and … and … If I don't make it I have to know right now … WILL YOU MARRY ME?'' He said grabbing her hand.
Jessie blinked a few times in confusion and shock. To say she wasn't expecting this was an understatement, heck she was starting to wonder if her cousin Lola had similar problems with Kevin Stoley.
''Clyde … your not going to die …'' She said flatly.
''But I want to experience so much with you … like living together and stuff … and babies and … stuff …'' Clyde said trying his best, he was pretty terrible at the romantic stuff.
Jessie sighed as she reached into her backpack and pulled out a small object and handed it to Clyde.
''What's this?'' Clyde asked confused as he looked at it.
''It's a positive pregnancy test. You got me knocked up Clyde, your going to be a daddy. So yeah looks like it'll be a shotgun wedding'' Jessie said with a smile and a giggle at the speechless Clyde.
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