"So, Hina, I haven't seen your boyfriend waiting for you anymore since he came that one time." Ino announced with a curious glance around the front of the school as they walked out the doors.

"Uh..." She clearly couldn't tell them that her 'boyfriend' was currently fast asleep in her bag. "H-he's probably at home..he's a bit of a sleepyhead." She giggled.

"Ooh okay, I figured that maybe we scared him off last time." The blonde joked, tossing her long hair over her shoulder before her sky blue eyes settled on the petite witch again with a smile.

"Hey Hina, I was wondering if maybe I could come over today? After I pick something up from my house first."

Hinata blinked, unsure of what to think of having a new guest come over, "Uhm...sure."

The blonde's grin widened.

The witch touched her bag unconsciously.

She can only hope this brat behaves.

xXx

Hinata was twiddling her thumbs nervously, taking glances over her living room continuously to make sure everything was clean and nice as her raven haired companion yawned obnoxiously next to her.

She began to nibble on her lip as her anxiousness grew, "Ooh, I hope everything will be okay...maybe the house is too small. Do you think she'll make fun of me for living in a small house?"

Sasuke kept himself occupied by playing with the silky strands of her hair, rolling it between his fingers and enjoying the smooth feeling of it against his skin, "It will be fine." He grumbled, suddenly giving the strands in his fingers a rough tug that yanked her head back slightly with a squeak.

Her anxiety was momentarily forgotten as she glared at the now smirking male.

"Sasu-"

Knock, knock.

"Oh my god, she's here!" Sasuke frowned when he was immediately forgotten as she jumped up and frantically brushed her fingers through her hair to make sure she looked decent.

"Tch." He scowled, leaning back against the couch and placing his feet on the coffee table. He should make this visit hell for the blonde so her and her stupid friends don't come over anymore.

Taking a deep breath, the witch ran her fingers through her hair one last time before pulling her door open with a friendly smile. She blinked in confusion when she was greeted with both the blonde and pinkette waving at her.

"Sorry, it followed me here," Ino whispered none too discreetly, pointing a finger at her companion who glared before punching her on the arm, "Ow, you jackass!"

"That's what you get for being rude, pig."

The blonde rolled her eyes before smiling apologetically to the nervous witch, "I hope it's okay."

"U-uh yeah! Sure, no problem at all!" The witch piped up with a wide smile. She can practically feel those onyx orbs burning into her back at the fact that her guest has multiplied.

That's when she finally noticed the furry bundle in Ino's arms, "Oh my, how cute~"

"Ah yes, this is why I came over. Figured maybe Midnight would like to meet a friend." She giggled, stroking her pet gently in which it let out a soft meow.

Sasuke immediately perked up at the sound. That definitely sounded like a female cat, curiously he leaned back to try and get a glimpse of the feline the blonde was holding. His onyx orbs widened as he spotted the most gorgeous white cat with bright blue eyes, her fur was so clean and soft looking.

He blushed lightly, she was beautiful.

He suddenly shot up from the couch, "I need to take a shit." He announced before abruptly leaving the room and three dumbfounded girls.

Hinata would have slapped her forehead if she could at the way he decided to excuse himself.

"Uh...well...atleast he's honest.." Sakura put in after the awkward silence lingered a bit too long.

"I'm so sorry, please come in." Hinata waved them in and let them get settled on the couch that Sasuke was previously on, "So, what's her name?"

"I just call her princess, since she's basically spoiled like a princess." Ino grinned, scratching a white ear. "So where's Midnight?"

"Uhm, he's.." Well, speak of the devil and he shall appear, she spotted the black cat slinking out of her bedroom confidently. "There he is."

The blonde happily placed her cat onto the ground who spun around and looked about ready to leap back onto her mistress's lap if it wasn't for the black cat that strode up to her with a meow, tail flicking wildly behind him.

Sky blue eyes darted from the pinkette next to her to the still standing witch excitedly, "Hey, who knows, maybe if they really get along we'll get some kittens out of the deal. Huh, huh?" She nudged the green eyed female next to her who groaned in annoyance.

Without realizing, Hinata was looking away with a frown. She wasn't sure what to think about that but she didn't like the idea all too much. Sasuke was her little stuck up kitty that didn't have much interest in anything, him getting with a random female cat was strange to her.

"I doubt it'll end well, did you forget that Princess is a tad stuck up? What if she attacks him?" Sakura argued, staring at the blonde with a wary frown.

But Ino merely waved her hand dismissively, "Bah, it'll be fi-"

A loud yowl disrupted the moment as all three girls only spotted the sight of a black cat darting away to the bedroom as the white cat hissed viciously in his direction. Ino's brows knitted together as she picked up the white cat and shook her lightly with a disapproving frown, "Princess, what did you do?!" But the cat merely stared at her, unfazed, before licking the blood off her claws.

Sakura sighed, "I told you."

Ino turned her gaze to the worried witch who kept throwing glances at her bedroom door, "Hina, I'm so sorry! I thought she was over this phase!"

"It...it's okay, I'm just glad Midnight didn't attack back." She murmured, rubbing her arm and wondering if they would mind if she left them for a few seconds to check on Sasuke.

But it seemed that was uneeded as the raven haired man strolled out with an irritated expression, three bleeding lines marking his cheek where the feline had clawed him. Damn stuck up white cat, he was just trying to be friendly and get some tail.

"Midnight scratched me," He growled when the three wouldn't stop staring at him as if he grew a second head. His onyx orbs glared at the white feline that licked her paw contentedly - she wasn't so beautiful now and he wished he could toss her ass out the window for marking up his face.

Sakura hurriedly jumped up, "Here, let me help you."

He hissed at her.

She instantly backed away in alarm with her hands raised in the air to show that she meant no harm.

Content that she was smart enough to realize that he wanted her to keep her distance, he decided to make his way over to his sighing mistress; still glaring at the white cat.

"I'm sorry, he's really picky about who treats his wounds." She mumbled in embarrassment at his behavior.

"Uhm, it's okay," The pinkette replied, eyeing the male in concern. So handsome and yet so weird. "Maybe we should leave so you can patch him and Midnight up."

"Eh? But we just got here!" Ino complained, scowling when green eyes glared at her.

"Princess here just injured a cat and got a human injured, I think she caused a bit too much trouble here. We should leave before she does something else." Sakura argued to which the blonde glanced at her cat who had just finished cleaning her paw and was now growling at the raven haired male for some reason. She relented with a sigh.

"Fine, sorry Hina." She apologized, making sure to keep a tight grip on her cat to make sure she doesn't squirm out and attack the glaring man.

xXx

Sasuke hissed when the alcohol on the rag pressed against his injuries, "Stupid, stuck up bitch." He growled under his breath, "Complained about how she only likes females before trying to scratch my face off."

"So, that's what happened?" Hinata giggled, unable to hide her smile as she finished cleaning his cuts and began bandaging them up, "Oh well~"

He glared at her, "You seem awfully happy about me getting attacked."

She looked away innocently, "I'm not happy. It's just...I figured it wouldn't work out." If possible, her smile widened, "She was too high class for you anyways."

He suddenly smirked, "I read about this in your novels...are you...jealous?"

"What?" She slapped on the last bandage with a blush, "O-of course not!"

"You know," He purred, leaning closer to her with a seductive grin, "I like witches too..."

"S-Sasuke.." Her blush deepened as he got closer, one hand cupping her neck, his thumb caressed her burning cheek as his free hand steadily unbuttoned his shirt.

"How about I show you how much I like you~" He breathed, thumb brushing along her bottom lip before pushing into the parted lips.

"I-I.." Wait. Why did this seem so familiar?

"I'll be the only thing you think of tonight." Ah, now she knows why.

Pulling his tail hard, he yelped and jumped off of her with a glare as he now stroked his injured tail, "What the hell was that for?"

She was still red as a tomato as she cried, "Stop reading my romance novels!"

The last thing she needs is him reciting cheesy lines.

xXx

Should I eventually put a lemon?

Bonus:

There was a lot of things that her cat does that surprises Hinata and still surprise her to this day. And one of the things that definitely surprised her today is the fact that the humanized cat was laying on her bed, completely engrossed in a novel as he...pitched a tent.

"S-Sasuke!" She squeaked, covering her eyes in embarrassment at the sight she was forced to see.

"What?" He grumbled, tearing his eyes away from the book long enough to look at her hiding her face from him, "What's your problem? I'm wearing clothes."

"Y-yeah, but you...you're...why is your lower half...s-sticking up like that?" She stammered.

"Oh...this? I thought my pants felt tight...but according to this novel, I think it's called a boner?" He stared at her with zero shame as he said, "I believe I'm ready to have sex with you."

"N-n-n-no! S-Sasuke what are you r-reading and where did you get it?!" She doesn't remember ever getting any type of smutty book, she had books that would lead up to a dirty scene but it always cuts away before anything happens.

"Ah, it fell out of the blonde's bag when she was leaving," He glanced briefly at the book before looking back at her trembling form, "Now can you help me? Human intercourse sounds like it feels really good and I want to try it with you."

"N-no!"

He got up and began to walk towards her, unbuttoning his pants, "Have sex with me."

She shrieked and ran out of the bedroom, slamming the door in his face, "No!"

He sighed and glanced back at the book, remembering a scene in which the protagonist was aroused and had to take care of it himself, "I guess I can try this 'jacking off'."