Inspired by a friend (and it's more of a crackfic, if anything).
Every story is the best like this.
The best stories start like this. Someone is dying. Their death is explicit. Then, someone appears. Someone new. Her name is Hime. That happens to be the d of it. Hime appears, and it's the best story ever.
Yuga was explodeds. His eyes were melting so the liquid was melting down his face and he didn't feel his eyes so it didn't hurt and his skin was getting rubbery and then it was peeling off like rubber. He was screaming so loud you'd think your ears would bleed and wish they would come off already, and the burns got into his throat he stopped screaming but now he was choking. He suffocated as his own saliva came up to his own throats and he choked on it. Link was happy that he exploded Yuga because now he can skip dying. A heart container appeared and the whole ending too. Everyone was happy and Zelda dissed Link because Ravio was a coward and she thought they were supposed to be the same even though Hilda was doing evil stuff and Zelda wasn't, lol.
So Link and Zelda was going homes and then some chick showed up. She was a average sized girl who looked average but was really cute and she had pretty brown hair and pretty brown eyes and cute hylian ears and she was looking prettier than Zelda. Then she said "Hi my name is Hime and I'm at the end of the story." And Zelda was like "wait what story" and Hime was like "nvm lol"
And then a girl was spying on Hime and then she thought Hime was cute too so she screamed at her other girl friends saying "YOU GUYS THIS GIRL NEEDS TO BE THE NEW PRINCESS SHE IS SUPER CUTE" and a whole bunch of girlses came and ran over Princess Zelda and Hime was crowned new king in desperation by the castle because they didn't care and needed a princes. Then Hyrule had a new princess named Hime and all the girls fell in love with her and all the boys wanted to be just like him. Or wait...