This was written by RatherOddRanger so all credit towards him :3
Lola stared at the site before her in shock, confusion, disgust and a few other emotions she couldn't exactly label at the moment.
Ever since she started dated Kevin, other girls gave her a lot of crap except for Wendy and Stan himself had often been 'that advice guy' for Kevin.
Hence why she had no problem agreeing to Bebe's plan to help her get them back together.
She looked over at her boyfriend who was skimming threw the menu, as always he was in costume but this time he was wearing the Kamen Rider Decade 'evil' civilian clothes from the KR Vs. SS movie.
That wasn't unusual however a lot of other people were still trying to get used to Lola's new cosplay interest as she sat at the table with him dressed up as Captain Marvelous from Gokaiger.
''Glad to see you love that jacket I got you for Christmas.'' Kevin said to her smiling as he placed the menu down.
Lola blushed. ''I do, that series that the best design sense civilian wise. A little over the top but still cool to look at artistically.'' She said smiling as she reached over to squeeze her boyfriends hand before continuing.
''You're the best boyfriend I've ever had.''
Kevin blushed and smiled before returning the squeeze on Lola's hand. ''And you're the best girlfriend I've ever had Lola, I … I love you. I love you so much'' He said and finished with a rather loud nervous gulp.
His face then turned to worry as a disgusted look appeared on Lola's face.
''Did I say something wrong?'' He said nervously and Lola instantly replied biting her lip.
''Sorry got distracted by fat a**, his eating is … well … gross …'' She said pointing her finger to her open mouth and making a vomit sound.
''That bad?'' Kevin replied with a raised eyebrow as he turned to look and instantly.
''Sweet Mary … it's like watching a pig eat … and Wendy AGREED to go on a date with him?'' Kevin asked as he turned back to Lola.
'''No … pigs chew …'' Lola began. ''I say he's more like a duck or …''
''The sarlacc pit from Jedi?'' Kevin asked before continuing. ''Or Pudgy Pig when he ate all of the Rangers weapons and they had to force him to vomit them up?''
Lola nodded slowly as more disgust creep over her face, the sight of Cartman's mouth covered in grease and pieces of chicken skin, combined with him 'attempting' to look sexy by sucking on a chicken wing was making her feel worse.
Kevin on the other hand couldn't help but feel sorry for Wendy as she looked at Cartman in complete shock and horror, she must be thinking she was having a nightmare and couldn't wake up.
Well he felt a 'little bit' sorry for her, considering how she blew up at Lola during the cafeteria incident and basically said her relationship with Kevin was nothing more then a series of 'pity dates with a rice fryer.'
''Ok I'm not hungry anymore, screw Bebe's plan, Cartman is ruining his own date and you know what?'' Lola asked as she got out of the chair.
''What?'' Kevin asked as he turned to look at her before getting up himself.
''Wendy deserves it after her little made rant the other day.'' She said rather loudly as she adjusted Kevin's collar.
''Hey.'' Kevin jokingly said as Lola giggled and planted a quick kiss on his lips before replying ''I love you too Kevin.''
The pair left smiling, holding hands with there fingers interlocked together whilst Wendy couldn't help but stare, thinking how once upon time she had that love with a certain raven haired boy.
She looked at Cartman who then burped and small pieces of food escaped his mouth as he couldn't be bother to cover it.
Wendy then placed her head in her hands and mumbled ''Jesus I really screwed up this time …''