I'm back for now...XD anyways so for a request I have Canny for le Jon the new kid in town! Requests are closed at the moment!
"What about now?"
"No"
"How about now?"
"No"
"..." Cartman ducked his head back behind the TV. When was this stupid thing going to work? Its bad enough it crushed Mr. kitty awhile back and now its acting up?
"Its working!" Jenny excitedly squealed. Cartman looked at the screen to see it functioning properly and playing the movie his girlfriend had picked out from Red box. He couldn't quite remember what the movie was called but he didn't really care.
He walked over to the couch and plopped down next to Jenny. Huddling closer to her as she wrapped a blanket around them. In bold letters on the TV came the words:
"50 SHADES OF GRAY"
"Mrs. simons" Eric mocked surprised. Placing one hand to his chest. "You didn't get the movie I think you got?" He playfully glared.
"What movie would that be Mr. Cartman?" Jenny rolled her eyes. Stuffing popcorn in her mouth.
"Why look at the screen and you tell me"
"Its suppose to be romantic" Jenny winked. "Heaven forbid Eric Theodore Cartman watch this movie" Jenny cooed.
"I must say Mrs. Simons you surprise me everyday"
"You say that everyday"
"Well I can't help that its true"
"I can't help that every other couple in south park has seen it at least once~" Jenny yelped when she was attacked with neck kisses from Cartman. Every once in a while they would play fight about the simplest things. To them it was normal, in fact. They believed its what brought them together during high school.
"Mr. Cartman! What about the movie?" Jenny questioned.
"What about it?"
"We at least have to watch it once!"
"Fine." Cartman folded his arms and continued to watch the movie with his girlfriend. Waiting for it to end so he could initiate his final attack.
Please Review! The first one shot I bring back and its about fighting and suggestive stuff...YEAH! anyways please review and you'll see the next one- shot(s) soon enough! Bye! :)