Disclaimer: I do not own Skye, Phil Coulson, Melinda May, Grant Ward, or FitzSimmons. I only own the variation I have created off of this very popular idea.
I firstly must thank Neeeeeal who, as the author of Turn Back Time, has done such a very interesting and lovely job on their story I wanted to give my attempt of it a go.
However, because I cannot find B.J. Britt's wiki page or his age, I'm going with Ward. But that's not the only reason. It's because with the Hydra plot, I see no room or logical way for this story to make sense. So... It's AUish. Ward isn't hydra. Yay! Because I really did love Ward.
Warning, MAY include Avengers. I upped the rating for my own comfort.
The kids completely and utterly loved Tony. They wouldn't leave him alone, Grant wanted to show him his Zoomer Dino, Leo and Jemma wanted him to do a science experiment with them, while Skye just wanted his phone. She liked messing with Jarvis.
Tony smirked, loving the attention even if it caused the kids to argue. Of course, that meant Coulson and May were not amused at their now unruly children, making it harder for them to do tasks that were away from the man such as getting dress. They decided to let the kids take turns with Tony, everyone would get two hours to play with him. Because Leo and Jemma were a package deal Tony would deal with them both at the same time. By the time they set up the schedule it would start at 9:30 with Skye and end at 3:30 with Leo and Jemma.
Skye spent her time with Tony pretty low key. If you call secretly pranks calling the other Avengers as low key. Tony had luckily set up a prank call app on his phone. Why? We will never know, but all he had to do was activate it, call anyone he wanted. It makes that his name won't show up on the caller ID and because no one memorized phone numbers, it was almost too easy. The two had taken refuge in Skye's room, finding it the safest place while the kids, May and Coulson ran around downstairs. With each phone call, they used speaker phone.
"Ok Skye remember, you're gonna do this all on your own ok? So no giggling." Tony smiled.
"No giggling!" She promises.
The first person they called was Bruce. It rang for a few moments before he answers.
"Hello?"
"Hi, is this Gary?"
"Um... no. I think you have the wrong-"
"Please tell Gary that I got a meat lovers supreme pizza, garlic bites and three liters of coke if he picks up ok?"
"Uh... Sure."
Skye quickly hung up, just before she fell into a giggling fit and looked at Tony. She had a silly smile on her face and pointed to another contact, "That one!"
Tony nods, calling Falcon. Skye had a huge smile on her face as it rang. Tony didn't know Falcon for long, but he rather liked the guy, it didn't hurt to have an eye in the sky.
"Hello?"
"Hello, would you mind participating in a survey?"
"Uh, I guess not?"
"Awesome, what color is your left sock?"
"White."
"When was the last time you built a snowman?"
"When I was twelve."
"What was the last movie you saw?"
"The Fault in Our Stars." Tony gaped, shocked and surprised. Falcon had lied to him about what movie he went to see.
"How old am I?"
"Wait what-"
"Have you ever been prank called before?"
"No... Wait? What's this got to do with the survey?"
"That concludes our survey, congratulations sir, you have now officially won a Certificate for most successfully completed P.R.A.N.K."
"P.R.A.N.K.? This is a prank? Who is this?"
Skye hung up, falling on her back as she kept laughing. Tony smiled, before they called Bruce again. This time, Tony would talk, using a vocal manipulation app.
"Hello?"
"Yess... Is this Jennifer?" Tony spoke, his voice sounding like Igor and a snake at once. Skye had to hold in her giggles.
"Do I sound like a Jennifer dude? You have the wrong-"
"This is Gary. Are there any messages for me?"
"Uh... Yeah, this girl called saying she got a meat lovers supreme pizza, three liters of coke and garlic bites."
"Did she say anything about a body?"
"A body? What body? Who is this? What body?!"
The next person they called, despite Tony's polite protests was the Black Widow. Tony gulped, terrified that if she found out that it was him but also ready to see what this four year old had in mind.
"Natalie Rushman... How can I help you?"
"Batman!" Skye shouts.
"What?" Even Tony looked at her confused.
"Batman!"
"I'm sorry? What?" Romanoff's accent was slipping in just slightly.
"BATMAN!" Skye screamed.
"Who is this?"
"THIS IS SPARTA!" Skye hung up, making Tony laugh just a bit at it. The fact that it was Natasha made it all the more funnier. "Who next?" Tony smirked excited, calling Steve.
"Hello?"
"Yours the weak link," Skye hung up before Tony or Steve could question it further.
"Let's call this number..." Tony says, calling Fury on a private line.
"What."
"YOU HAVE NO PROOF! YOU CAN NOT PROVE THAT I DID THAT! NO PROOF!"
"What the hell is wrong with you Stark, when I get my f-" Tony quickly hung up terrified
Skye smiled excitedly as she giggled. "This is fun!"
"Yeah..." Tony sweat dropped, glad that he interrupted that ranting threat when he did.
After Skye and Tony finished their two hours of prank calls, constantly recalling Widow and Captain America, Tony spent two hours down stairs playing Mario Kart with Grant. The younger kids were put down for a forced nap for a half hour, leaving Tony and Grant to play while eating an early lunch until 1:30. Overall, Tony won a majority of the games, but let Grant win now and then to keep him interested.
When Grants turn was up, he let the young boy go back to reading Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief. Skye was curled up next to him, listening as Grant read the book aloud to her. Since half the kids were calm and the other half were with Tony, Coulson and May had taken the time to disappear up into the master bedroom and look over their cover jobs, discussing hours and such.
Tony took Jemma and Leo into the kitchen with a big grin, "Who's ready to set stuff on fire?"
"Won't we get in trouble?" Leo asked, "Mummy and Daddy wouldn't want us to set stuff on fire."
"No.. No, just.. just watch ok?" Tony pulled out a five dollar bill, "Hold this please."
He handed it to Jemma before ruffling through the kitchen drawers. He pulled out some rubbing alcohol, salt and water. Taking a bowl, Tony filled it with 1/2 cup of water, 1/4 tsp of salt and 1/2 cup of rubbing alcohol. Taking the bill, Tony placed it in the concoction and began to wash his hands thoroughly. He explained to the kids what was in the solution.
"Ok, now you both be prepared for something awesome, ok?" Both kids agree, and five minutes later, Tony removes the bill by using metal tongs. Picking up the grill lighter, Tony held up the bill before setting it on fire.
However, the fire ended after a few seconds, the bill undamaged. Tony smiled, holding the bill out for the two children to take.
"Now.. what did we learn from this experiment?"
"The alcohol burns faster than the water?" Leo asks, noticing that the money was still wet.
Tony nods, "Yes, it burns very fast."
Jemma frowns taking the dollar. She knew very well that paper was used as fire kindling, the water wouldn't have been able to protect it from catching fire.
"This isn't paper," Jemma concludes.
"Correct, it's cotton," Tony smiled.
"Can we do it again?" Leo asks excited.
So, that is how, when May and Coulson came down to get the kids involved in a group activity and let the adults talk in private, they found Tony, Jemma and Leo burning money. All while Skye and Grant sat, calmly reading, or in Skye's case being read to.
Ok. So... I need people who play Skylanders to give me some of the names of the characters you can play as. Not too many, just name someone from the starter pack. Please. Also, which Avenger should show up next :D
I found the prank call ideas online and there were a few that made me start cracking up. Also, found the science activity on line, do not try this alone if your under the age of 18. I take no credit for it.
Chapter Eleven! Wow what do I do with Chapter Twelve? Ideas?
Please... Seriously review. I seriously would like a review. Were the prank calls funny?