Disclaimer: I do not own Skye, Phil Coulson, Melinda May, Grant Ward, or FitzSimmons. I only own the variation I have created off of this very popular idea.

I firstly must thank Neeeeeal who, as the author of Turn Back Time, has done such a very interesting and lovely job on their story I wanted to give my attempt of it a go.

However, because I cannot find B.J. Britt's wiki page or his age, I'm going with Ward. But that's not the only reason. It's because with the Hydra plot, I see no room or logical way for this story to make sense. So... It's AUish. Ward isn't hydra. Yay! Because I really did love Ward.

Warning, MAY include Avengers. I upped the rating for my own comfort.

While the kids sat in the living room watching Mr. Peabody and Sherman, the adults sitting in the kitchen to talk. For a few moments, all the kids were arguing what movies to watch, Grant wanted to watch Race to Witch Mountain, Jemma wanted to watch Mr. Peabody and Sherman, Leo wanted Tarzan and Skye wanted to watch Wreck It Ralph. So... the kids made Tony choose, and he chose, well he chose the same movie Jemma did. He couldn't help it, it was a time travel movie.

May left them with waters and one bowl of popcorn as a snack, so they could go as undisturbed as possible. But right now, Coulson wouldn't mind if they were disturbed. He didn't like that look on Tony's face. It was his serious face, not the cocky, goofy one he always wore.

"Ok Agent, enough stalling," Tony starts, "How are you still alive and why didn't anyone tell us?"

Coulson sighed, "Stark, I told you I rather not discuss this. I would rather tell all the Avengers at once if I have to have this discussion."

"Bullshit."

"You have to deal with it, only those with Level Seven Clearance was allowed to know I was alive, your not even a SHIELD operative which forbade the Avengers from knowing about it unless it was important."

"And Audrey Phil?" But instead of a verbal answer, Tony got a slight pained expression instead. He immediately dropped it, knowing that the only strong front left for the two was May.

"What about you? You gonna answer for him?"

"No..."

Tony rolled his eyes, "Delaying the inevitable I see. Ok then, since us Avengers have clearance to be involved, how can we help?"

"Help?"

"Yeah.. I mean, you guys are working aren't you. You can't let anything suspicious surround you guys in the kids. Which reminds me," Tony reached into his pocket and pulled out very thick envelopes, "Fake adoption form. Hill wants to make sure your ready for anything, such as if you send them to school."

May nods, taking it and opening it. The adoption forms looked authentic and could pass as authentic, despite being totally fake. She looked at Stark silently thanking him.

"We worked it out to where May spends Monday and Thursday from 6:30- 8:00 PM teaching Tai Chi, and Karate on Saturday from 10-12."

"Ok then," Tony says, leaning forward with his hands folded, "What about you then?"

"It's a cover..." Coulson says, "Mays physically requires her to be there, however I can just say I work through video chat."

"The stay at home dad..." Tony shook his head almost disappointed, "Shame shame shame Coulson..."

"Stark, I would need diplomas and degrees to actually have an office."

"You do understand Hill can set up fraud diplomas for you right?"

"This is easier... The children are around people they're comfortable with."

"Whatever you say Agent," Tony shrugged, "You're trying to avoid using us as a babysitting service."

Coulson went to retort when the sounds of screaming children reached them. Standing, Coulson and May quickly raced to the room, concealed weapons in hand. Coulson stared watching the kids throwing the popcorn at one another, the screams weren't screams of panic but excitement. They were having a popcorn fight, and it made Tony laugh. Of course, May and Coulson saw it as a possible heart attack and mess.

"Way to go rug rats..." Tony smiled stepping up to them, with a devious smirk settled onto his face, "I am very pleased with your popcorn throwing skills. Your the best of the best, but can you take them out?"

Tony's finger was pointed right at Coulson and May, the billionaire holding a triumphant, arrogant smirk on his face as he chuckled. The kids quickly got their Amo ready before the commands were fired, "Ready? Aim! FIRE AT WILL!"

Tony quickly pulled out his phone, taking video of the Agent and the Cavalry fleeing from the doorway as four children ran after them throwing popcorn at them, the movie forgotten. The very sight was too hilarious to not record for the future. But one thing was definitely certain, if setting fire to money didn't do it than this did. Anthony Stark was never going to be invited back here again.

Ok, firstly. I got new glasses. Everything is so clear it's so.. Disorienting. Second, so many people want the Widow. Which I don't mind, Black Widow is super frickin' awesome. And now with my new clear vision realized we have no Disney Princess who wore glasses! Someone name one! I dare you right now!

I watched The Light in the Dark with them. THE DETAIL! I didn't know it opened at a dock! Or that Ward had a gun so he could take out May... I didn't realize the extent to his facial injuries, to the cuts and everything. You miss so much without the proper vision.

So... Wow I guess I need to figure out an awesome way to get Widow involved. At least for like one chapter.

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