Disclaimer: I do not own Skye, Phil Coulson, Melinda May, Grant Ward, or FitzSimmons. I only own the variation I have created off of this very popular idea.
I firstly must thank Neeeeeal who, as the author of Turn Back Time, has done such a very interesting and lovely job on their story I wanted to give my attempt of it a go.
However, because I cannot find B.J. Britt's wiki page or his age, I'm going with Ward. But that's not the only reason. It's because with the Hydra plot, I see no room or logical way for this story to make sense. So... It's AUish. Ward isn't hydra. Yay! Because I really did love Ward.
Warning, MAY include Avengers. I upped the rating for my own comfort.
Phil was nervously fixing his tie in front of the mirror, looking over his figure for the eight hundredth time for any errors. Melinda glanced over at him, sighing as she walked over. She was wearing a simple dark grey long sleeved top and jeans. She placed her hands on his shoulders, her chin hovering behind his ear.
"Phil..." She whispered, "Calm down."
"I don't know what to do Mel, Tony is coming over and I gave him the clear to bring the other Avengers and-"
"You did what?"
Phil gulped, "Did I forget to mention that?"
"Yes..."
Phil sighed, "I'm sorry Mel, I am, but it's time. I can't hide from them anymore. I have to face them."
Melinda nods, "At least calm down ok, you're gonna worry your kids."
"My kids?" He laughed, "They're your kids as well May, don't go pinning everything they do on me!"
May rolled her eyes, turning away and walking to the door, "I'll pin it on Stark then."
"Much better, thank you!" Phil called straightening his tie again before taking a deep breathe. He looked at his reflection, picturing May hovering behind his ear. He smiled, knowing full well he could do this. Then he turned going to help May with the children.
When the doorbell rang, Skye came running to the door with Jemma at her heels. Opening the door, Skye squealed with excitement. Tony smiled at them, wearing a nice red shirt and nice slacks. He walked in, rubbing the girls affectionately on the head.
"Honey! I'm home!" Tony called as the to her Avengers walked in.
Natasha and Clint walked in, both in nice jeans, Clint with a black muscle shirt and Natasha in a long sleeved purple shirt. Natasha's short hair was curly, and she was eying the two girls with great caution. Bruce and Thor walked in, both in neath jeans, Thor wearing a I Heart Poptarts t-shirt while Bruce wore a regular green shirt. And then, Steve walked in with some nice slacks and a nice blue shirt. Skye gasped in excitement.
"PHIL!" Skye screamed as she closed the door, "PHIL CAPTAIN AMERICA IS HERE!"
"Phil?" All the Avengers turned to look at Tony as Agent Coulson came stumbling into the main hallway, Grant and Leo trailing behind him.
"Daddy! Look it's Captain American!" Leo cried out, "MUMMY!"
May came running, thinking it was an emergency, only to see the Avengers. She sighed, looking around at them all and knowing full well by the shocked, well controlled faces where everything was headed.
"Who's ready for dinner?" She asked.
Sitting down for dinner, Phil glanced around the table at everyone. He could feel the Avengers looking at him, each prepared to ask their own questions. But Phil didn't know what to say, the attention itself was making him rather nervous. Tony leaned back smiling as Jemma and Leo talked animatedly to him and Bruce.
"So you're a real doctor?" Jemma asked excitedly, getting a nod from Bruce. Grant kept to himself, while Skye busied her attention on Natasha and Clint.
"Are you both in love?"
"No," The Assassins both narrowed their eyes at Skye.
"Are you sure?" Skye asked, "Because you both just spoke at the same time!"
Clint, however, had a hand on Natasha's knee knowing very well that if he didn't try to keep her in check she may try to maim the child. Skye, having no clue that the Black Widow was ready to snap her neck, continued to pester them politely.
"Did you both date?" Skye asked, looking to Thor after she asked, "They look like they'd make the happiest couple!"
"Aye, this youngling speaks true Archer, does she not?" Thor agrees, completely oblivious to the fact that Clint's eye was twitching.
"Love Thor, is for children..." Natasha hissed, stabbing her food with her fork violently, making Skye flinch.
"Do not dear youngling, Lady Widow is harmless. Archer Barton has her under his wings," Thor smiled, though Skye blinked.
"She looks ready to kill you."
"Natasha..." This was the first time Steve spoke since the start of dinner Except to compliment the chef on their meatloaf, "You know better."
"I'm not a child Rogers," The red head glowered, before resuming to her meat loaf.
"She's grumpy..." Skye muttered before picking at her own dinner with mild interest. But she got a very devious idea and started to whisper it into her Uncle Tony's ear. Tony's smile nearly split his face in half and he started to laugh.
"Skye, what did you say?" May asked, watching Stark.
"Nothing..." Skye was eyeing the assassins worriedly, like they may actually kill her.
"Skye?" Coulson insisted.
"I told him 'Clint and Tasha sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G'" Skye says and screamed, ducking under the table as Natasha stood angry. The child crawled on her hands and knees while Natasha, against her better judgement followed her.
"WIDOW! CONTROL YOURSELF!"
"MY FRIEND PLEASE CALM DOWN!"
"TASHA!"
Skye screamed as Natasha grabbed her, her lungs not giving out as she viciously kicked. The moment Nat dragged her out from under the table, Grant leapt into the action and jumped onto the assassin's back and pulled at her hair. Leo and Jemma quickly moved from their seats running over and helping Skye up. The trio retreating towards the door, Skye sandwiched between Leo and Jemma shaking as Grant held on to the Black Widow.
"DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH MY BABY SISTER! DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH HER YOU WITCH!" Grant screamed as Steve ran over and started to try and dislodge the boy off of Widow before he got himself hurt. Clint ran over to restrain his partner, while Bruce went over to the children and preoccupied himself with their safety.
Over all the noise, Coulson just stood there, unsure how to gain order. And then finally, it all seemed to snap into place and he raised his voice, "ENOUGH!"
The entire room fell silent, all eyes on him. Grant immediately hopped off Natasha and stood there nervously. Coulson had to control himself from suddenly screaming and yelling, knowing he may set the kids off.
"Romanoff," May says, giving her a look, "Come with me..."
Natasha begrudgingly followed May out of the kitchen. The children watched hiding behind Bruce's legs in fear as the red head past them. Grant kept his head down, hands folded behind his back.
"I'm sorry for attacking your girlfriend Mr. Hawk-Eye," Grant apologized before Coulson could give the order, "I just got very protective of Skye and-when she screamed-"
Clint knelt down to the kid and pat his shoulder, "It's ok kid, but she's not my girlfriend. I won't tell her you said anything though, ok?"
"Ok.." Grant agreed. But he leaned forward and whispered, "Is Skye in trouble?"
"No.." Clint whispered back before standing.
Coulson watched the exchange, calming down as he watched the two. Rolling his shoulders, he looked at the remains of dinner and at each child's plate. He was fine with how much they ate and goes over to Bruce, scooping up Leo and Jemma.
"Come on, let's go put on a movie for you."
"I'll set them up," Clint volunteers walking over and snatching the two children from Phil, "All right rug rats, what movie are we gonna watch?"
"BRAVE!" Leo smiled, "It takes place in Scotland! And the main character is an archer!"
"Oh really?" Clint smiled excitedly as he smirked, "Let's go get you kids set up."
The Avengers stared at Clint as he ran out of the room, Skye and Grant running behind him, with two little six year olds hanging from under his arms.
Ok. Now more of the questions will happen later. I hope you like it, I'm sorry everyone was saying Natasha would be so awesome with the kids, Natasha would most likely want to kill someone. She's-what else can I say?
Also. Why has no one thought of a story where Lorelei ends up having Wards baby and stuff? Is there a story about that that I don't know about?