Just so you guys know I'm going to try and refer to Rin as a 'he' when hes working just to make the fact that hes suppose to be a guy more realistic but other times she'll be a "she" just as a warning. Joe! Do the disclaimer!

Joe: The epic squirrel ninja does not own anything you might recognize from Oran high school host club or any Rosario + Vampire refrences or Dr who references. The only thing she owns is Rin her family and Linda wood.

"So Rin…" Renge asked smoothly…well as smooth as her squeaky voice can get… as she slinked around the chair Rin was sitting here.

"Why is it so dark in here?" Rin looked up and squinted at the light that was shining harshly on her. "And where did the spotlight come from?" Rin asked as squirming in her chair uncomfortably. "Is your dad with the mafia? Or an interrogator? You seem to be good at this…"

"Don't try and beat around the bush!" Renge scolded and pointed at her with a ruler as if scolding a student "Girls don't like that now what is your type?"

"How the hell am I supposed to answer that?" Rin shrugged "I don't know I've never tried to charm a girl before…"

"Nonsense!" Renge threw down her ruler tipping back her chair from behind viewing her upside down "Everyone has a type! Now tell me what it is! And don't say normal type!" Renge suddenly had hearts in her eyes "There's no way you could replace my beautiful Haruhi!"

"Okay okay!..." She pinched the bridge of her nose in thought "ummm….how bout…Aggressive? Like a tough guy?"

"NO!" She screeched snapping her ruler in half "your face is way too innocent and girly to be mean in any way possible!"

"Okay I'm sorry! I was just throwing ideas…" She tapped her chin in deep thought "What about a funny type?" Rin suggested "I think I'm pretty funny…"

"NO!" snakes suddenly popped out of her hair and hissed at Rin "Sarcastically you may be funny but I find it uncharming and it will make some girls uncomfortable! What are you going to do if you get a Shy girl huh?!"

"Okay Geez!" Rin jumped behind her chair using it as a barrier between her and her snake hair "No need to go all medusa on me!"

"Come on! This is easy!" Renge yelled in a frustrated tone

"For you maybe." Rin squeaked as she cowarded behind her chair "This is like a hobby for you!"

"Oh you're hopeless!" Renge threw her hands in the air. Pulling a clipboard out of freaking nowhere and studied it closely. "Ill have to use the information Kyouya gave me…"

"Kyouya gave you information on me?" Rin raised an eyebrow "Look I don't know how much his information can give you we don't really know each-"

"Rin Rei Nakatani, 1st year student, hair color: Brownish red, eyes: blue." Renge listed off before Rin sighed.

"You can tell half of that just by looking at me or asking pretty much anyone…" Rin twirled the chair around and sat in it the wrong way resting her chin on her hands. "If you wanna know some thing about me just ask I-"

"Blood type- O negative, you broke your right forearm when you were 10 years old because you fell out of a tree, your favorite color is purple, and your school classes list from worst to best are Math, science…"

Rin's jaw dropped to the floor. How this kid gets information is beyond any knowledge ever known to man. I bet he's good with computers… Rin thought to herself he probably hacked my medical records and that's how he knows I broke my arm…but where would you find out someone's favorite color unless you asked them?

"Music, reading, and Arts…" She finished listing off her subjects and began listing other personal information…Rin watched her for a moment there was something about this girl that seemed familiar… she sounded like someone but she couldn't quite put her finger on it…could they have met in middle school? No they couldn't have she was way to rich to go to public school especially not in America…oh that's it!

"Linda Wood!" Rin shouted snapping her fingers "that's it!"

Renge suddenly ceased her listing and looked at Rin "What's it?" Renge asked

"You remind me of Linda Wood! Or also known as Liny" Rin stood up and walked closer to Renge. "She's a character I read in a dr. who fan fiction! You kinda act like her… you try and help people you like but sometimes is comes across the wrong way but no matter how hard it is you still push for them." Renge lowered her clipboard and watched her curiously. "But you also kinda talk like I imagined Yukari Sendo…and you also have great leadership qualities like Ruby Tojo- and the way your eyes light up when your talking about something your passionate about reminds me of-"

"That's it!" Renge shouted "I know your type why didn't I think of it when I read over your school subjects?!"

"What do you mean?" Rin asked honestly confused.

"I know your type! But first you need a few more piercings!" She pulled a needle from her pocket. "Now hold still!"

"Wha-Wha WHAT?!" Rin screeched absolutely horrified "PERICING?!"

"I'm so sorry your mom walked out on you Rin." One girl stated sadly as she leaned her head on Rin's shoulder in a comforting way. "It must have been hard…"

"Well it was but I had my dad and my sister Iku… the last memory I have of her was when she put me to bed one last time… and when I woke up I couldent find her…" Rin shrugged as tears formed in the corner of the girls eyes "even though I was only 7 I still remember walking in the kitchen to see my dad holding Iku crying….she was 13 when it happened..." a sigh of pity escaped the girls mouths "She always tried to hide her sadness in front of me…" the faint memory of Iku holding Rin holding eachother and crying floated in her minds eye. "She did her best to fill in as my mother as much as possible…she taught me so many things…like how to treat a lady properly." The girls sighed dreamily. "And plus I had things to keep my mind occupied… like my books and my music."

"What kind of books do you read Rin?" A girl asked with a tea cup in her hand.

"Ill gives anything a try…but it depends on the story really…" Rin shrugged.

"What do you mean?" Another girl who's named escaped him; he would really have to ask Kyouya what these girls names were so he could call them by name.

"Well… one if the storyline is good and if it could make you feel emotions…not just happy but sadness, anger, hurt, joy or hope." The girls eyes shined with admiration " Books that make you feel like the story is happening right in front of you A book that when you finish it your sad when it's over cause it was such a great experience…and the best part is even though the story ends you can go back again and read it again" Rin looked up and made eye contact with the ladies "But most of all, probably the most important part the characters, characters that touch your heart, make you attached to them, and inspire you in some ay even if its so little it's still amazing…" Rin picked up the hand of the girl next to him and pressed her palm against his chest praying to god that the sports bra would work and she would'nt feel her breasts "Like you all have touched mine in such a beautiful way…"

The girls squealed with excitement "OH RIN THAT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!"

"Wow…" Haruhi glanced over at Rin's table she's a natural…

"Are you okay Haruhi?" One of his regulars asked. "You spaced out for a moment is something wrong?"

"Yeah are you sick?" another asked feeling his forehead.

"Ummm no I was just checking on Rin." Haruhi took the hand that was taking his temperature and gave it a squeeze "He was telling me he was kinda nervous about talking to such beautiful girls like you…I hope he doesn't steal you away from me…"

"Oh Haruhi don't worry!" one girl hugged him

"Yeah!" another girl hugged him on the other side. "Rin's nice but your more our type."

Haruhi smiled and snuck another glance at Rin's table they were laughing while Rin held a poetry book in his hands. She smiled to herself. Glad that her friend was getting along well.

"I hope our tale doesn't end here Mei." Rin gripped Mei's hand she finally figured it out since her name was embroidered on her bag. "Will you come and see me again?"

"Of course I will!" Mei cheered. "You can read us some of your poetry tomorrow right?"

"Until then my little fairytale…" Rin winked and the girl damn near melted, so her friends collected her and left. After the girls said they're reluctant goodbyes and finally the host club was officially closed.

"You did great Ri-Chan!" Honey came up and hugged Rin's leg "the girls kept asking me about you!"

"Yeah." Mori grunted.

"Really?" Rin smiled

"I can't say you did awful for the first time… but you did only manage to schedule4 appointments…" Kyouya said from the sidelines as he took notes. "But it is only the first day… I'm sure more girls will get curious once they find out about our newest host."

"OF COURSE THEY WILL!" Renge swooped in from the sky and embraced Rin "Everyone loves an Artsy boy! Who has a love for the written arts I'm so proud of you my little prodigy!" She squeezed Rin tightly causing her face to go red from lack of air supply.

"Cant…breath…" Rin managed to choke out.

"Well! My work here is done!" Renge hopped on her little stage "Au Revoir!" She called out as her contraption sunk into the ground.

"I still wanna know how that got there…" Rin muttered as she fanned smoke away from her face.

"Rin you did so well!" Tamaki suddenly glomped her from behind "Daddy is so proud!"

"Daddy?" she mouthed to Haruhi in a question form and received a shrug.

"You might wanna try and keep girls hands away from your chest next time…" Kyouya's glasses reflected the light in an almost sinister manner. "We had a close call with Haruhi one time and it would be a shame if the girls found out that you're also a girl." He adjusted his glasses "Even though you and Haruhi Both are as flat as a board if someone could still notice if they felt them it would be a dead give away."

Rin and Haruhi let out a stale laugh as a sweat drop dripped down their foreheads. Just the thought of Kyouya looking at her breasts let alone speaking of them freaked Rin right the hell out. And how ever the living hell did he knows she pressed a girls hand to her chest.

"Was it weird?" Haruhi asked "you were getting a bit physical with those girls. I thought you'd be more nervous but you seemed pretty confident out there."

"Actually it was kinda fun pretending to be a guy." Rin shrugged "I mean I was a nervous wreck at first but once I started talking to the girls it was pretty fun pretending to be a guy." Rin blushed "Kinda like doing improve."

"Wow Ri-chan I didn't know you liked to do acting!" Honey sparkled.

"Oooh! Daddy's little girl is an actress!" Tamaki glomped her again "My little girl is gonna be a star one day!"

Rin laughed and looked over the group of people in front of her… maybe working off her debt wouldn't be so boring after all?

What you people think? Still like? Anyone got swimsuit ideas?! Anyone recognize dr who or Rosario + vampire references? I actually own Linda she's in one of my dr who fanfictions that I lack inspiration for. Also I'm going to write a side story that follows along episode 3 since this all starts after that episode which I love! But I wanted to include that scene. I don't have a title though just keep an eye out on my profile for it! It will be the only other Ouran fic in there since this is my only one so far So please review!

Thank you cherryberry58, mae ride, for the reviews!