Disclaimer; I do not own anything from ouran high the only thing I own is Rin and her family.

"So this is dubstep?!" Mei, one of Rin's fans yelled over the music as the song blasted through the head phones "It's like classical music only techno!"

"Yeah kinda." Rin took the headphones off of her and gently touched her earlobe "It wasent to loud was it? I didn't hurt your ears did I?" Rin cooed as she looked the girl in the face with a smirk. Unfortunately Mei passed out in her lap…Rin wasent really that popular yet leaving only Mei here with her today, one girl didn't even show up for her appointment, and another girl had gone on vacation. Rin sighed as she gently lifted her head onto a pillow and positioned her legs on the couch so she would'nt be Achey when she woke up.

"Let's play the which one is Hikaru game!" Rin heard from a distance. She turned around to see the twins playing their favorite game with their plentiful customers. Rin felt a pang of frustration as she watched the girls giggling all round them. How did they get so popular? Rin glanced at Mei…she didn't look like she was waking up anytime soon so she decided to go over and see if the girls get it right.

"So? Can you tell which one of us I Hikaru?" the boys purred causing giggles to erupt from the girls.

"Well is hard to say!" one girl said her voice almost drowning in excitement.

"You're Identical!" another girl stated as if no one knew.

"Many ladies have tried to tell us apart but so far none have succeeded." The twins stated proudly.

"That's the dumbest game I ever heard of…" Haruhi muttered bitterly as she walked by the twins approaching Rin "do you understand your math homework? I can help you I don't have any appointments right now…"

"Nah I don't have any homework tonight but thank you for the offer." Rin shrugged.

"Have you got a problem with it Haruhi?" the twins snapped back in a Bantering manner.

"No not really…" Haruhi faced the twins "I just don't understand why you're so popular…" neither do I… I wonder how they do it… Rin thought to herself.

"That's not very nice…" The twins grumbled

"I'm disappointed in you Haruhi" Hikaru

"Apparently you don't understand the merits of the host club"

"Listen up! Having a pair of good looking twins with homosexual tendencies earns the club high points it also helps if the two struggle between their attraction and their friendship" Hikaru explained

"And in our case since were twins our relationship is taboo and therefore more intriguing. Kaoru added

"Besides who hasn't fantasized about twins having two loves is better than 1 right" Hikaru stood on one side of a girl and whispered in her ear sensually.

"It's a young woman's romantic fantasy…"Kaoru whispered in her other ear his lips almost brushing her earlobe.

Oh wow…that actually makes sense … Rin tapped her chin thoughtfully. Double trouble is it? I'm not sure what turns the girls on about incest but apparently it works…

The girls exploded into a fit of giggles as they squirmed around in excitement.

"HIKARU! KAORU!" Tamaki stormed over to the twins looking perfectly pissed. "When I gave you control of the clubs website I did it under one condition that you take it seriously!" Tamaki yelled as the twins looked at him with blank faces

"We take our work very seriously…" Hikaru sniffed.

"In fact last night we worked on it till dawn…" Kaoru stated making a shooing' motion with his hands.

"Is this what you worked so hard to create?!" Tamaki shoved a laptop in their faces. On the front of the pages website was Haruhi shirtless?! Rin took a closer look, it was photo shopped as believable as it was Rin knew for a fact that was not Haruhi's back this one was much more masculine. After all they were both naked the first day they met in the showers.

Which is definitely a story for another time

"You look great Haru-chan!" Honey exclaimed as he poked his head into view of the screen but Rin quickly shielded his eyes.

"Don't look at it!" she exclaimed "It's inappropriate."

Rin looked over at Haruhi who was completely drained of color she was in such shock; her face looked like she was kinda sick. The ladies eventually took the laptop and fawned over her photo.

"Haruhi?" Rin waved a hand in front of her face as smoke billowed up from her mouth. "Hmm never seen someone to that before..." Rin said thoughtfully as she grabbed her chin and watch the smoke pour out "you know it's not that bad…it's not really you're back just your face…" Rin turned to the twins "That is photo shopped right?"

"Of course we did a pretty good job right?" Kaoru said proudly.

"Yeah you should see yours when were done with it…" Hikaru muttered sinisterly to himself.

"What was that?" Rin asked innocently completely oblivious to what he had said.

"Oh nothing I was just saying how stupid Tamaki looks trying to get Haruhi in that dress." He sniggered as he gestured over to Tamaki holding up a dress to Rin.

"Oh… well she would look cute in that…" Rin shrugged.

"You would look cute in a dress to Rin." Kaoru wrapped an arm around her waist

"Yeah! Would you play dress up with us?" Hikaru repeated his brother's actions getting to close for comfort

"Only you would be the only one dressing up." Karou purred in her hear.

"So what do you say?" the breathed in both her ears simultaneously.

"Gah!" Rin jumped away startled "You guys there are people around you'll blow my cover!"

"Speaking of your cover what happened to your appointment?" Kyouya looked at Mei who was sleeping peacefully on the couch. "Don't tell me you bored her to sleep did you?" Kyouya asked in an almost irritated manner.

"No I touched her ear and she passed out…" Rin shrugged moving a piece of hair out of her face. "And I had no other people scheduled with her. Yani never showed up."

"Well first off her name is Yuki for future reference."

"Oh really?" Rin laughed sheepishly.

"And at this rate you point be able to pay off you debt by the time you graduate…" Kyouya stated as he wrote something in his little black folder. "And I hope you know I'm charging you interest…"

"Your what?!" Rin exclaimed "I didn't know that…"

"You need to have at least 3 appointments a day to meet your quota…" Kyouya tapped his pen on chin thoughtfully "You'll have to try harder." Rin was at a loss for words. She was trying! She just couldn't figure out how to get girls to come over to her. Before she could explain Kyouya shut his book with a loud snapping sound "You better stay here with Mei incase she wakes up soon you would'nt want her to think you abandoned her right? Don't wanna lose the only customer you have…" Kyouya advised. He took a Cloth napkin from a cart and grabbed some ice cubes and placed them in the cloth napkin "Here…" He handed it to Rin who gave it a skeptical look "This might help."

"What am I suppose to do with ice?" she asked pretty much no one as he walked away Ignoring her.

"Because you and Rin are our toys." At the mention of her Name Rin perked up and turned to the source of the voice.

"I'm a what?"

"So as we were saying-"

"In order to entertain ourselves in this otherwise boring life-"

"One must fin himself stimulating toys-"

"Oh gross!" Rin spluttered still holding her ice.

"Neither of us are toys got it?" Haruhi growled.

"You want a toy?" a very eerie voice spoke out catching the four's attention.

"Who the hell was that?" Rin looked around the ceiling area

"Toys…toys TOYS?!" the voice spoke in a psychotic way. Rin found where it was coming from apparently the host club had a freaky door just right in the middle of the room adorned with black roses. "If you want toys then you should come and visit my black magic club."

"Huh?" Rin inquired

"We've opened a black market place that sells Black magic items that sells black magic from across the globe!" he exclaimed and Rin wondered if they would have any interesting books. "If you visit right now ill even throw in a free curse doll! You can have benzinef as your free gift!"

Rin went wide eyed as she looked at the cat puppet. By god was that thing the apidmy of creepy…

"Why is he talking to us through a crack in the door?" Haruhi asked no one in particular.

"Wait a second has that door always been there?" the twins asked. Rin wondered in the back of her head if he used black magic to conjure that door.

"Nakazawa senpai likes to hide he doesn't really care for brightly lit places…" Kyouya approached them taking note simultaneously.

"Don't get involved with that guy Haruhi…" Tamaki creeped up behind us scaring the crap out of me and Haruhi both "Because if you do! You'll end up being cursed!"

"Do you have any basis for that?" Haruhi asked carefully.

"Besides he's freaky?" Rin asked glancing over at Mei again to see if she had regained consciousness.

"Yes...it happened during final exams at the end of school last year…" Tamaki continued to explain how he stepped on that freaky doll thing and when he walked into exams it was all in weird symbols and he didn't recognize anyone in the class and was in a different dimension.

"You're joking right?" Rin choked out through chattering teeth.

"That's so scary!" Honey whined and clinged to Rin's pant leg.

"Did that really happen to you?" Haruhi asked shakily the story even freaked her out.

"That only happened because you were so scared you accidentally walked into the beginning Greek class and took the exam…" Kyouya reminded.

Oh seriously Rin thought…now that she thinks about it wasent really that scary of a story to be honest… just the way Tamaki said it made it sound like a scary movie.

"NO it was a curse! I know because 3 days later I woke up and my legs were as heavy as lead! How can you explain that?!" Tamaki argued back.

"Because you ran a marathon the day before…" Kyouya scoffed like he of all people should know.

Rin suddenly walked away when the ice from the rag began to drip to go in search of a cup so she would'nt gets water on the floor. Next thing she knew was that Nakazawa was running around screaming "YOU MUDERERS!" and dashed back into his little alcove.

"What did I miss?" Rin came over with a glass in her hand with the rag and ice inside.

"Hikaru and Kaoru shined a light in Nakazawa senpai's face, and he freaked out" Haruhi explained. "What happened to your customer?" Haruhi pointed at a still unconscious Mei.

"I don't know she just fainted…" Rin shrugged.

"Hey Haruhi we've got a favor to ask you." The twins called out.

"What is it?" Haruhi responded in a monotone voice.

"Next time we have a day off can we come over to your house to hang out?" They asked whitely.

"Why would you wanna do that?"

"Were curious we wanna see where you live…" Hikaru and Kaoru approached her.

"No way."

"Please."

"No way, you're just gonna make fun of me…"

"But you let Rin come over why not us?" They complained

"Because I know how to behave!" Rin stated in a scolding manner.

"How about we settle this with a game?" Kaoru and Hikaru put on their green hats "If you can't guess which is Hikaru then your penalty is us coming over to your house later tonight." They both smiled mischievously "So which one of us is Hikaru?"

"This one is Kaoru and this one is Hikaru."

"Uh-oh you got it wrong!" They bantered happily. Rin was appalled she stamped her foot

"And you dare call me a cheater?" She held a hand over her heart "She was right don't try and pull that…"

"Yeah I know I'm right." Haruhi added with a smile "You guys may look alike but you are very different…Hikaru comes off as more mischievous."

There was an awkward silence for a moment before Kaoru burst into a fit of giggles.

"I'm sorry Hikaru…haha! I can't help but laugh! HAHA!" Kaoru managed to choke out.

"Well…I don't see what's so funny…" Hikaru stuck his nose up in the air. "I'm honest, I speak my mind and I don't hold back…it's the sneaky people like Kaoru who are the trouble makers…"

Kaoru ceased his laughing and Glared at Hikaru…uh oh.

"Umm…Guys?" Rin tried to intervene.

"Don't turn this on me Hikaru." Kaoru growled back "After all I'm the one who's always going along with your selfish games."

"Crap…" Rin muttered.

"I may suggest them but you're the one who really gets into them Kaoru…" Hikaru sassed back "if you hate it so much then why don't you just stop?"

"Cause I'd hate to see you make an ass of yourself in front of everyone." Kaoru threw right back. Soon a swarm of girls gathered around to watch the argument.

"It was your idea to call Haruhi our toy."

"And I noticed you were quick to make a pass at her…" Kaoru crossed his arms "admit it…your actually in love with Haruhi aren't you."

"What!" Tamaki screeched.

"I-I could say the same thing about you and Rin!" he retorted back "you're the one who wanted her to dress up for you! God you're a freaking idiot!"

"When did I become apart of this?" Rin asked herself quietly.

"THERE ARE SOME THINGS IN THIS WORLD THAT SHOULD NOT BE SPOKEN!" Tamaki was about to shit brick he was so upset right now.

"Why would I Fall for Haruhi? She looks like a Raccoon dog!"

"And why would I fall for Rin!? She looks like a rat!"

"HEY!" Rin shouted truly offended…did she really have a rat face? Yeah her nose was a little long but she really didn't look like a rat did she?

"HOW DARE YOU CALL MY LITTLE GIRLS THOSE THINGS!" Tamaki shouted "you're going to pay for that!"

Rin looked over at Mei and saw she started to stir a bit. Not wanting to lose her only client she rushed over with the ice in her hand.

"Are you sure you're okay?" Rin asked holding the ice to mei's head.

"I'm okay…" Mei assured her "is it okay if I come see you tomorrow?"

"Of course" Rin smiled extremely relived that she asked. Mei squealed and skipped out the door. As soon as the girls were gone Rin approached Haruhi.

"Alright…" Rin Gripped Haruhi by the shoulders "Tell me hat I missed."

GOD I AM ON A ROLL! So I'm sorry there wasent much original shit all up in there but there will be more after Hikaru and kaoru are done fighting. You'll get to meet her dad!

And also Rin needs a talent but I don't want her to be a Mary sue so I can only give her so many! As much as I love her I can't spoil her. She's a good writer and she writes some poetry if you wanted to know

Should she play the guitar and be able to sing so-so?

Should she play the violin?

Should she be a really good break dancer?

Should she be a really good couple's dancer?

Those are just some of my ideas can you guys give me some artsy ideas?