DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY MATERIAL FROM OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB I ONLY OWN RIN AND HER FAMILY

"Goodbye Mei!" Rin waved as her only customer left then sighed frustrated. "I have to figure out how to get more customers and fast…" she glanced over at Tamaki and the little boy named Shiro whom he had taken on as his apprentice. It was kinda weird how he was watching so closely, and it surprised Rin that the girls were okay with him just sitting there like a watchdog. I wonder if he knows his name means white in English. Rin mused to herself.

"No more clients today Rin?" Kyouya stalked over to Rin taking notes

"No…" she muttered bitterly "I'm trying to invite girls from my classes to come but when they do they choose someone else…" Rin sighed "If I could just get them to come over to me."

Suddenly a girl bumped into Rin and she was crying hysterically. "Whoa what's wrong?" Rin asked grabbing her by the shoulders and looking her in the eye.

"TAMAKI SAID I LOOK LIKE A CARP!" she cried out "DO I LOOK LIKE A CARP?!" she asked Rin desperately.

"Um…no?" Rin answerd unsure on how to handle crying girls.

"LIAR!" she screamed and ran out of the host club. Rin turned to Kyouya.

"I have no idea how I could have handled that differently…" Rin shrugged.

"Well I wouldn't expect you to be able to handle such a tough situation, after all you did only have one customer today…" Kyouya purred as he scribbled down more notes.

"I'm going to go see what happened." Rin growled biting back any rude comments she had compiled for Kyouya. Afraid that if she insulted him she would somehow find herself in more debt.

"Why did you call that girl a carp?" Rin walked up to Tamaki who was glaring at his apprentice "I'm not a pro but even I know that's a bad move…"

"I didn't it was that little brat!" Tamaki exclaimed pointing at Shiro who was currently yelling at Honey because he had Mori as a friend.

"Are you sure it was a good idea to take him on as an apprentice?" Rin shrugged "he seems like more trouble that he's worth…" Suddenly he bumped into Haruhi who had almost dropped the tea tray she was carrying.

"Are you okay?" she asked sweetly…and maybe a little bit too much on the feminine side. "I know it's kind of hard getting used to all the weirdoes around here, it took me awhile to get used to all the craziness. So don't freak out I'm sure you'll get used to it." Haruhi smiled assumingly. Suddenly Shiro got a peculiar look on his face "Something wrong?"

"Are you a cross dresser?" Shiro asked flatly.

Suddenly Tamaki and the twins flew in and probably over did it in trying to convince him that Haruhi was a boy.

"Okay that's enough! I think Shiro should take care of the tea for us!" Tamaki suggested covering his eyes.

"Wow Haruhi you're looking extra manly today!" Kaoru complimented

"Why don't you give Shiro that tea set? Its part of his training you're to macho for tea sets Ahahaha!" Hikaru continued

Yep…over did it…

"Now be careful with it it's pretty heavy." Haruhi warned handing it out to Shiro who was about to grab it wrong.

Rin noticed and decided to help him "Wait sweet pea you should hold it-" Suddenly he flung the tray towards her spilling the scalding hot tea all over her bottom half.

"HOLY CRAP THAT BURNS!" Rin exclaimed falling to the ground in pain.

"Are you alright Rin?" Haruhi kneeled to the ground.

"It's not my fault it spilled on Him because she didn't grab it when she said she was going to and you're the one who made me take it in the first place any way." Shiro shrugged.

"Say what?!" Rin and Haruhi both said as Rin came to stand up.

"Haruhi Rin? That's another 100,000 yen between the two of you."

"WHAT?!" Rin exclaimed.

"Hey you should make the cross-dressers do all your stupid chores!" Shiro complained.

"I am not a cross dresser!" Rin choked out still waiting for the burning pain to subside.

"I'm not here to carry tea sets I'm here to learn how to make women happy!" Shiro barked.

"You won't get anywhere with that attitude…" Tamaki hissed "And I won't let you disrespect Haruhi or Rin that way." Tamaki pointed at him "Put this brat in isolation!"

"You got it boss!" the twins complied and suddenly a cage fell down from the ceiling trapping the snotty kid inside.

"What's going on here? Why did you put me in a cage all of a sudden?"

"Where did it come from?" Haruhi questioned looking up at the ceiling "this is suppose to be a music room right?"

"I don't know but I like it it's good for trapping snotty kids like him." Rin hissed giving the kid the hairy eyeball.

"This is no way to treat your loyal a apprentice now let me out of this cage!" she screeched pulling on the bars of the cage as if that would do him some good.

"He's right let him out…" Rin held up a muzzle "So I can put this on him."

"Where did you get a muzzle?" Haruhi asked

"I found it over there…" Rin pointed to the far corner of the room.

"Not until you've learned your lesson…" Tamaki sighed sipping his tea "I made you my apprentice because I thought you were serious about becoming a host …but I guess I was wrong…"

"I am serious! Totally serious!" The kid pleaded "I want you to teach me how to make women happy!"

Tamaki ignored Shiro's pleas and sipped his tea nonchalantly.

"Please…" he choked out falling to his knees gripping the bars till his knuckles turned white. "I'm gonna run out of time…please wont you teach me?"

What does he mean run out of time? Rin wondered

"You're a host because you like girls…." He started "you like bringing a smile to a girls face…that's why you do it right." Rin almost felt for the kid as his voice started cracking trying to hold back tears. "Please won't you teach me to be like you? You're a genius at it your… the king!" whelp that'll do it!

Tamaki practically glowed as heard the word king. "Well you may be a brat but I admire your desire to become a host so I will teach you." Or he admires the fact he called him a king Rin thought bitterly. Tamaki sparkled "You know Shiro you and I are so much alike."

"You poor kid…" Haruhi groaned

"So you'll help me become the kind of host that can make any woman happy? Shiro asked hopefully

"Of course making women happy is the purpose of being a host." If this is what you really want Shiro then you'll have to figure out how t use the material you already have." Tamaki explained.

"What does that mean?" Shiro asked utterly confused.

"You see…" Kyouya began "here at the Ouran host club our policy is to use our individual personality traits to meet the needs of our guests "For example there is Tamaki the princely type, the strong silent type, the boy Lolita type, the little devil type, and the cool type. It's. All. About. Variety." Kyouya explained. "And now our group is complete with the edition of Haruhi the natural type and Rin the Artsy type."

"The natural?" Haruhi asked in a sickly voice.

"It would seem we have a perfect blend of characteristics…so it's going to be difficult to find a new type for Shiro…" Kyouya stated.

"Id you go by his age…he should be the buy Lolita type…" Hikaru suggested

"But honey sempai's already got that covered…" Kaoru argued

"Is he gonna replace me?" Honey whimpered on the verge of tears.

"He cannot be the boy Lolita type." Rin argued shaking her head vigorously. "He's a little jerk there's no way he can be a sweet as honey."

Suddenly a very familiar stage rose up from the ground sporting a very familiar girl.

"What's up with this place it's suppose to be a music room!" Haruhi said stating the obvious.

""Honestly people what's up with the lack luster character?" Renge sighed disappointed "Honestly I thought I taught you better!"

"Alright then miss manager!" Tamaki started "how would you work Shiro into our collection of characters?" he lifted up a whining honey "He cant be the boy Lolita type because honeys already go that covered!"

"You just don't get it!" she snapped "now listen up!" she demanded "there a plenty of girls out there who have a thing for young boys or boys with baby faces these girls are known as shota fans now shota can be a fairly broad category so it's important to know that it can be broken down into smaller sub categories." Rin listened intently actually quite interested in what Renge was saying. She felt like she was listening to a lecture. Rin peeked over at the notes Kyouya was taking and was not shocked to see he was writing down everything she was saying word for word. "For example Shota fans with interest in Lolita boys would go for a boy like Honeynozuka senpai but" she pointed to the still caged Shiro "This little boy is different…if I had to pick a character for him…" Renge thought for a moment "Yes he would be the naughty boy type for sure!"

The cage lifted and Renge began drilling the boy on his new character. Claiming he had to wear shorts, that he needed bumps and bruises which were provided by Hikaru and Kaoru, made him run around like a spoiled child if there was a certain way spoiled children ran he did it… then much to Rin's liking she made him trip and fall, he even got a catchphrase.

"I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU PEOPLE!" Shiro suddenly exclaimed "this is so stupid! None of this is ever gonna make her happy…" he bolted for the door.

"Wait Shiro!" Tamaki called out to him "We haven't taught you how to apply the skills you've learned yet!"

"I swear younger boys are good for nothing…" Renge began to sink back into the ground "and I went through all that trouble to coach him. As soon as the stage disappears Rin felt the ground for any cracks or hinges or something to her surprise there weren't any.

"Where does that thing come from?!" Rin ask as she felt around the ground some more.

"I can't believe he ditched us because he didn't like the lesson!..." Tamaki said in disbelief "What a selfish little brat!"

"There aren't many people who would enjoy that kind of lesson…" Haruhi said "But never mind that did you heard what he said? He said he was gonna run out of time what do you think he meant by that?"

Is Rin ever going to figure out how to woo the ladies? Find out next chapter! What do you think her secret talent is? Is she a philosopher? A juggler? A paten clerk I don't know we shall see!

I don't really know how I can fit Rin into this episode and it's not one of my favorites so I'm not sure if ill do much with it but do you know what episodes next? Yep! Jungle pool sos! One of my favorites YEEEEEE so exited! And guess what's int that chapter? Mori romance! Yay!

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