Disclaimer: I do not own Skye, Phil Coulson, Melinda May, Grant Ward, or FitzSimmons. I only own the variation I have created off of this very popular idea.
I firstly must thank Neeeeeal who, as the author of Turn Back Time, has done such a very interesting and lovely job on their story I wanted to give my attempt of it a go.
However, because I cannot find B.J. Britt's wiki page or his age, I'm going with Ward. But that's not the only reason. It's because with the Hydra plot, I see no room or logical way for this story to make sense. So... It's AUish. Ward isn't hydra. Yay! Because I really did love Ward.
Warning, MAY include Avengers. I upped the rating for my own comfort.
After Tony and Skye pulled their prank, he really thought it was going to be an easy night. Have the kids play quietly, eat dinner like the well-mannered children they were, obediently get ready for bed and be ok. Never had he been more wrong in his entire life.
Sure they had been quiet, for ten minutes. But it seemed that the kids finally realized that their parents were away and no proper authority figure was gonna keep the house in check. The moment Tony was done with Skye, he was attacked by Jemma and Leo, begging for a science experiment. Clint had taken to challenging Grant to a video game war, the two yelling accusations of cheating back and forth. It seemed Thor got the easy child, because all Skye wanted to do was play on Tony's phone.
She managed to change his password, hack into his iTunes account, delete CandyCrush and Subway surfers and purchase five new games. She hacked into JARVIS and changed his settings so he was could only speak Swahili. She messed with half his contacts and Thor the whole times thinks she's playing. He thought whatever damages were done Tony could fix in a few seconds later.
Dinner was an absolute mess, though that was all on Clint. The brilliant chef makes spaghetti and meatballs, and just as dinner seems to be perfectly calm and normal, Tiny made the mistake to correct Thor on his eating. The Asgardian was covered in red sauce, and the younger kids were copying him. Thor argued that imitation is the best form and flattery, Clint says that they must have been flattering pigs. The comment caused Thor's bowl of spaghetti to meet the archers face and a food fight soon over took the kitchen. Skye threw meatballs at Tony and Clint, Jemma and Leo threw Parmesan cheese at each other, Grant hurled saucy globs of noddles, in the end the kitchen was turned red.
Which led to right now, Tony chasing Skye around the house. It was bath time, there was no getting out of it, so while Clint and Thor cleaned the kitchen, Tony was on bath duty. At the moment, Grant was in the shower, a red Jemma sat on a red towel and a clean Leo was sitting, dressed in his Transformers pajamas. He was on the floor next to Jemma, with a big blanket wrapped around him.
"Skye!"
"NO!" She shrieked, running around trying to tire Tony out. But she only succeeded in making herself tired, allowing Tony to scoop her up.
"Skye, you need a bath, I need to give you a bath."
"You can't give us a bath," Skye and Jemma spoke at the same time, though Jemma continued, "Boys can't see girls naked. You can't give us a bath."
Tony's face fell, he looked ready to just fall over. He looked at Jemma and Skye for a moment, sitting Skye on the towel and watching her closely before making a call. He sighed, hoping she would answer, he really needed a life safer right now.
"Yes Tony? What is it?"
"Pepper baby, would you be the best girlfriend a man could ask for and help me out. The situation involves these two very adorable little girls who say that a man cannot see a woman naked. But they need a bath."
There was a sigh over the line.
"Ill be there in ten, you better love me Anthony."
Tony smiled, "Peps you are a life saver!"
By the time Pepper let herself in, the floors were covered in red footprints and two you g boys in pajamas sat nicely on the couch. They were both under a big fuzzy, light green blanket and the older brother was reading Five Little Monkeys Wash a Car. She smiled at them, before turning to the two little girls on the towel, still covered in sauce. She sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose, "How did this happen?"
"A food fight!" Skye says with a big smile.
Pepper smiled back, planning a lecture out for the boys, "Well you are both a mess, so come on ladies, it's time to clean up."
Skye tried to escape, but one look at Pepper's serious face had her following like a puppy. She wasn't happy, but she complied. The strawberry blonde was as intimidating as May, and Skye learned to not cross May. The one thing both girls liked is that Pepper played salon, she would give silly gossip about Tony and the avengers while she shampooed their hair or comb out the knots.
Her challenge of the evening turned out to not be combing out Skye's hair like May had now and then. Instead, it was getting Jemma to pick a pair of pjs. Skye was in her Tangled night gown, sitting on Jemma's bed while Jemma and Pepper had a civil argument over pajamas. It seemed Jemma didn't want to wear pajamas, or she was going through that phase of saying no to whatever's in her closet. But either way, Skye was bored, and she soon wandered back downstairs to see Leo wrestling with Clint for the remote. Skye giggled, rushing over to see what was wrong.
"TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!" Leo shouted, struggling to free the tv remote, but Clint held strong, shaking his head.
"No.. let's watch sports!" Clint struggled to not shout or scream back. He glared at Thor and Tony, who wanted to let him lose this battle alone. Grant sat casual near his little brother, ready to help when needed.
Skye smiled, running over and jumping into Clint's lap shouting, "TURTLES!"
She landed across his lap on her stomach, shocking Clint into letting the remote go as he gave an oof. Leo fell backwards when Clint let go, falling backwards into his big brother, the remote hitting his nose. The remote fell onto the floor as Leo started to cry, holding his nose in pain. Grant adjusted Leo, so he held him in a big brotherly embrace, while Skye looked at Clint.
"Miss Pepper's gonna be mad," Skye says before screaming Pepper's name. Pepper came running down the stairs, holding Jemma who was finally dressed in her pink puppy pajamas. Pepper took in the scene, before she turned her gaze into the three men. If looks could kill, her glare would have incinerated them.
Tony gave a sheepish smile, "Have I ever told you, you'd make a beautiful, gorgeous, outstanding-" Her glare intensified, immediately shutting him up as she goes to take care of Leo.
After a long, boring, one sided meeting with the Council, Director Nick Fury wanted nothing more than to retreat into his office, open a bottle of champagne, and dim the lights as he relaxed. Maybe he'd listen to some soothing music, it would depend.
When Director Nick Fury opened the door, he was met with a dark office. The director scowled, he didn't remember turning the light off and as he flicked the light on, he took out a gun.
As the lights came on though, Fury was met with around 500 pizza box's, all reeking of anchovies and extra garlic. The spy scrunched his nose up in distaste, thinking only one person could do this.
"STARK!"
The winner was Fury. Sorry. I know, seems lame. But Tony and Skye called the pizza place and then tricked a lower level agent into getting it and bringing it to Fury's office.
:D I can't wait for episode three (2/03) Poor Tony, Pepper isn't happy. And yeah, yeah, I know, BlackWidow/Skye bonding. You guys would think I'm avoiding it... I'm waiting, you need to be patient. The Black Widow isn't technically a nurturer. She's an assassin, she kills, she deceives, she does everything but take care of children. So.. I'm sorry if it's gonna be a while. Though I'm planning how to incorporate her into it.