Hello all! It's Drachen with another chapter of The Marvel Mary Sues. In this chapter, I talk about [in great length and purple prose] the personality of our first Mary Sue, Latana. I also apologize for being a week late with this chapter. Last week was quite busy for my family [we went very far out-of-state for a family event and I didn't have access to my laptop], so here this chapter is, without further ado.
The lovely Argentinian girl is generally secretive and private, a quiet fox wishing to be unseen, scurrying to and fro and moving stealthily in the most obscure of pitch black shadows and blue darkness of night. She prefers to stay hidden and is terribly mysterious, never allowing herself to even be publicly spotted by groups of adoring fans and large cameras for networks and television outlets. She's, therefore, not often seen during the daytime, and instead has adopted a sort of "nocturnal" life, staying indoors whenever she gets a chance during the daytime and then goes out into the darkness of night. It may not be safe, but it doesn't matter to her as long as she's unrecognizable. She even does photoshoots at night instead of the daytime. The amount of her life that people understand is extremely limited, although they want to be able to understand her. She is so mysterious, in fact, that she doesn't even allow people to interview her! Pretty drastic measures, if you ask me.
In the public, this irresistible vixen is flirtatious and fiery, just how you would expect her. She acts quite stubborn and doesn't take no for an answer, with an incredible orange aura of animated vigor and persuasiveness to her unlike most. A hard-working girl who will do anything to reach the top of the food chain, she is a sporty tomboy at heart! She will charm you quickly and often plays hard-to-get with both girls and guys as a bisexual. She will flirt endlessly with one that she finds interesting enough. She seems awe-inspiringly approachable, unrestrained like a graceful doe no longer in captivity, and even whimsical at times, seemingly not caring what people think. She dances with a poised elegance as if no one was watching, taking step after step with such precision and delicatesse that it could impress even the most professional prima ballerinas, and talks endlessly with an irreplaceable warmth in her voice as if no one was Hispanic female is thought of as a strident painter of words. Her lips are the paintbrush and her words are the colors. She paints whatever comes to her mind in the public eye, whether it is a picture of warm hues and abstract shapes, or one with cold hues and dark colors that describe how she feels without the need of difficult decryption. Because of this, it's not uncommon to see her getting into altercations with other people. She parties and acts even more seductive when she gets drunk, and she drinks quite a lot at parties, obviously getting into one-night stands before having horrid hangovers the next morning which include throbbing of the head as well as nausea in many instances.
This mask that the seductive maiden wears is simply a mask, a facade so that she isn't judged by the vicious wolves and unforgiving beasts of the cold, cruel world. Latana, while she truly likes getting drunk and one-night stands, is awfully awkward in informal conversations, quite much like your stereotypical neek guy who can barely hold an intelligible conversation with a beautiful lady. Thankfully, most people that she meets find her awkwardness to be adorable and endearing, like the wobbly first steps of an infant. However, with strangers, she comes off as just plain weird, not knowing what to say and simply blurting out things at the wrong times, and looking like a social wreck who has never been outside their home in their entire lifetime.
She is honestly extremely grateful that she's a celebrity so people practically worship her because of her fame and fortune, and they find her having a habit of being a mysterious loner yet also being a seductively fiery extrovert who speaks her mind like an unafraid leader to be extremely enticing and intriguing. They'd sell their souls to just be with her somewhere, whether that place is a restaurant or a mall. Plus, modeling doesn't require much speech, something that she was also grateful for. There's a reason why this South American beauty has never been spotted with a guy - or girl - in hand - because they find her strange and even a bit ditzy like a "different" and unique child, despite the widespread thought that people only care about looks and not personality these days.
Latana has an affinity for animals, cats more specifically. She loves cats more than anyone else and often jokes with friends that she could become a so-called "crazy cat lady". She admires their regality and elegance. Their soft, perfectly brushed fur is more elegant than even the best clothing, and there are many different beautiful shades and hues cats can wear on their fur. Latna loves the color of tuxedo cats best, with a regal and perfect double coloring of midnight black and ivory white. The look of the tuxedo cats' color appearing to be that of a well-fitted tuxedo is especially endearing to her. Their bright beady eyes that could command with a forthright appearance and stare into your soul shine in the darkness and can range from a striking cerulean blue that give these felines a daring appearance, to a soft chocolate brown that makes said felines appear serene and warm. The presence of thin, sharp pupils only gives them more of a determined semblance. Their esteemed sensitivity to hearing makes them excellent companions that will stay by your side. She thinks of them as far better than sloppy canines, who look repulsive and disfigured. Latana believes these descendants of wolves have no variety or unique physical characteristics and are all infested with diseases, whether it be rabies or multiple physical or mental illnesses.
Latana also takes a liking towards different music genres - specifically classical, rock, 80's, and emo. All these music genres are so different, like instruments of the same family, but ranging in melodies and passion when created by skilled masters of the crafting of music, yet Latana has several things about them that she enjoys and takes to heart. Classical music is a soothing getaway from the cold, harsh reality, with the calming vibrations of the violin, harp, cello, and grand piano that range in octaves and musical notes. 80's music brings her back to her wonderful childhood with her mother always playing songs on the radio, reflecting back to the good old days when they would watch cartoons on the black-and-white screened TV, laughing at humorous characters who would always get in trouble but would always find their way out of a tough situation. Rock music makes her feel hardcore and confident, as if the world can't stop her and she can do anything, with the high, sharp notes of the electric guitar, the furiously masterful drumming, and the powerful ranging vocals of those singers, with an outpouring of devotion of fiery intensity, dedicated to their detailed canticles.
Furthermore, Latana has actual anger issues. Like really bad. Really bad. If something angers her, she becomes like a raging beast, terribly destructive and subjected to the lowest of animals with blind and distinctive acrimony, prone to causing things to explode at a mere touch of her finger. While she isn't bratty, as in a "no" for an answer will send her on a rampage, she won't hesitate to rudely flip someone off if they does something she doesn't like, such as pressure her or try to touch her in inappropriate places. But when drunk, she lashes out senselessly in an inebriate fit of exasperation that isn't directed towards any particular person or group of people. This often occurs for absurd reasons such as the bartender not giving her more drinks when she's already clearly out-of-it. Of course, the public continues to worship her as a holy and pure goddess from the heavens, so her beast-like rages are only praised as "being human".
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