I'm back. And have you heard, "Kernel Sanders is back!" Ya know, the KFC guy? It was in a commercial. Isn't he dead?

Commercial: I'm back America!

Me: *points to screen* No you're not you deranged KFC imposter!

Anyway, let the fun begin, mysteries unravel and chaos ensue!

My mom, in short, in one simple word is: wonderful. She was super kind, smiled all the time and had to aura of somebody who'd just had a nice nap. How she ended up marrying my dad is a complete mystery to me.

I obviously got my hair color from her; her long silky locks were a bright red color that she wore long and loose all the time. She had a thin and fragile frame; like if she bent the wrong way she would break in two. I obviously got nothing from my dad; I've only seen one picture of my dad- and even if it was fuzzy- I could tell he had slick black hair with spikes for bangs. Not like me at all, maybe except for the spiky bangs.

Back to my mom. She was an absolute angel. I could ramble on all day about this but I think I'm going to stop now.

Let's see, where do I begin? Well, I grew up a pretty normal child. For some reason my mom didn't tell me I was half vampire; I'm not sure whether or not she knew my dad was a vampire. The only bad things about me where that one, I didn't make many friends. I had a friend named Nikki for a year but it faded away for some stupid reason. After that, no friends.

Two, I was a bit of a trouble maker. I always played pranks to get attention. Otherwise, despite my long orange hair I didn't stand out that much.

I didn't notice I was… different until one day, when I was about seven or eight, I opened my mouth in the mirror to discover small but definitely existent fangs. It scared me to death but I didn't tell my mom.

After that, nothing much except one thing that happened when I was twelve.

It was something out of a cartoon. I was walking on a fairly high building top and was pretty close to the edge. Then, someone, to this day I don't know who, bumped into me and sent me sprawling over the edge. I couldn't hear anything over the loud winds but I saw my life flash before my eyes. And then, I landed on my head before everything went black.

I woke up in a hospital room. At first I thought I was dead. When I realized I wasn't I… well, it's hard to explain. An weird emotion I can't describe hit me like a pile of bricks. Something in-between nausea and confusion. Thoughts were racing through my head like little NASCARs and my I suddenly felt sick to my stomach.

Why am I alive? How is this possible? I should be DEAD. There's no blood, no scars, no- What the hell? I don't even have an injuries! Nothing hurts! What the hell is going on?

My mom walked in and looked like she was going to cry. Maybe she was overjoyed I was alive. Maybe it was something else. Either way, we hugged and she just calmed me and made me relax in general. My mom was here; everything was okay.

And then everything went to hell.

Outside the hospital room a spiraling green and white portal formed from nowhere and my mom and I sat their, loudly freaking out over it's sudden occurrence. Then the window shattered and a force starting lifting me out of my bed and out of the now broken window. I tried to fight it, I really did. I was kicking and screaming with all my might but it was utterly hopeless. The last thing I saw before being engulfed by the portal was my mom screaming my name and reaching for me.

I reached out to her too, but it was too late.

After it swallowed me up everything turned black. Suddenly a shock ran through me, like I was being electrocuted. It hurt like hell but after it was over I felt powerful, like I'd just drank something that would allow me to punch the top off a mountain. Or maybe even the entire mountain.

Then the world came back to color but it wasn't my world. The building's were shaped differently, the cars were strangely old fashioned and monsters like werewolves, vampires and zombies trailed the sidewalks.

Well, one thing was clear.

I wasn't in Kansas anymore.

I feel like it was short. Anyway, I hope you liked it; don't forget to review!