Origin Story: Lantern's Adventures

by LanternLover23

Litwick once said that we were all someone before we became Guardians. But with me, I always knew who I was, even before I became a Guardian. With me, it's not so much as to WHO I am, more to WHAT I am. Read this and come along with me as I slowly find out. Here, we start from the very beginning. Rated T for language that might be used.

6. I Get Brought To The GMAD Lair

I have all this free time over my vacation and and iPad, so I thought, might as well make an update!

Let the fun begin, mysteries unravel and chaos ensue!

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Things were running smoothly- I was at my desk bent over drawing a picture of a guy with a Jack O Lantern with a knife embedded his chest (Dexter kept pestering me until I drew it), Hoodwink was off watching Madagascar 3, gulping down soda and Mal was off at a friend's house.

I was bored out of my skull, and Dexter took that as an opening to start annoying me.

Dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee-

What are you doing?

Singing.

Well your 'singing' sucks.

Too bad. Dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee-

Shut it.

Make me.

Make me make you.

Make me make you make me.

Make me make you make me make you.

Make me make you make me make you make me.

Make me make you make me make you make me make you make me make- uh...

Dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee.

The whole, "make me make you" thing was where all of our conversations went eventually.

I sighed and turned my head to scan the room. My bed, my chandilier, my dresser, my mirror, my blond haired girl standing in the middle of my- what?

A teenage girl with blond hair with copper streaks was standing behind me. I spun around in my chair.

"Who are you?"

She didn't answer me, she just muttered something into a ear phone piece I couldn't make out before seemingly conjuring a frying pan out of nowhere.

I remembered the movie Tangled.

Too late, she reeled back her arm.

"Oh fu-"

THWACK!

I fell to the floor with a thud, before I passed out.

~NIGHTMARE~

"Dee dee dee."

I sank to my knees disappointed.

"Make me make you."

"Who are you?"

"Dexter?"

"What was my dad like?"

"-dee dee dee dee dee DEE DEE DEE!"

~wake up~

I shot forward, my eyes opening faster than a sugar high kitten. I was in a hospital bed. Deja vu, huh?

And what was that ringing? Almost as if-

Dee dee dee dee dee dee DEE DEE EEE! She's awake!

I had no idea where I was. I was about to lay back down when I heard voices outside my room.

"You knocked her out?"

"Well, Fury told me to go get her!"

I walked across the room and planned to press my ear against the door to listen; but the door happened to be open, so it slammed open wide, and I faceplanted straight into the floor.

Yeah.

Not one of my finest moments.

I slowly got up, dusting myself off. I had gotten their attention and they were both staring at me.

The first girl I recognized. She had long blond hair with copper streaks in a high ponytail, a blue cheetah print shirt with the words: "2 COOL 4 SCHOOL" under a purple unzipped jacket. She wore black track pants with a phoenix on the right leg, lavender and silver runners with golden lightning bolts on the sides.

The second girl had black hair up in a ponytail with a fringe, two sidebangs ans purple eyes. She had black jeans, dark pink shoes, and a light pink shirt under a halfway unzipped puple jacket.

"Who are you?"

"You didn't tell her yet?" the dark haired one said.

"Sorry! She just woke up! How could I have told her?" the blond one retorted. Then she coughed and turned to me.

"I'm PhoenixWillowsRox88, call me Phoenix. This is my best friend, Poke-Potter-Pitch.1, but call her-"

"Call me 3P." '3P' interjected.

"W-where a-am I?"

You just HAVE to stutter when you get nervous.

Shut up.

"Welcome. You are currently in the GMAD lair."

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Haha, cliffie! Your welcome for the update when I'm on vackay! I just have too much free time.