Percy Jackson's Rules For All Male Campers
Hands to yourselves. Annabeth is mine.
Lonely? Too bad. I have Annabeth, you guys can get pizza or something.
Checking Miss Chase out will only result in the flooding of your cabin.
If you enjoy having functioning arms, don't try to kiss, hug, or make a move on my girl.
Unless you deny immortality for her, I suggest you follow these rules.