Who has the best boyfriend?
Obviously Frank. I mean, he killed a kazillion monsters to save me- Hazel
Pfft! That? Jason is obviously the best-Piper
No, everyone. Leo's the best-Calypso
Wait, your dating Leo?
Jeez guys, did you know your boyfriends since you were twelve? Did they give up immortality for you? Did they fall into Tarturus with you? I'm just getting started here-Annabeth
Don't forget the matching grey streaks of hair from lifting the sky-Percy