"Have you heard the good news?" Erik asks, enthusiastically.
"Oh, god, no. Just, just don't. This is our promotional video!" Alex exclaims.
"Hóla! Mi nombre Cassie, and nuestro nombre Team Amazon!" Cassie says, trying to shift the focus to introducing the team.
The screen shows Team Amazon's member's poses at the end of Come Sail With Us photoshopped together, along with the team logo.
"Girls, girls. We should try to be more in-sync. Otherwise, we might end up like the first Team Victory," Jared says. The three girls look at him and immediately blush. "Oh no, not again. I-I can't take this anymore. I need to tell the world who I really like."
"Is it me?!" Alex asks.
"Oh dear lord..."
"M-Me?" Keliah finally speaks up.
"Why must almost every girl on the ship have a crush on me...? Who am I? Alejandro 2.0?"
"Me?" Cassie asks.
"J-Just... forget about it."
"THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!" Alex screams.
"Just, just, forget I ever said anything... This'll be on national TV, anyways..." Jared sighs.
"In order to get into Jehovah's paradise, you must—"
"SHUT UP!" everyone, save for Keliah, yells.
"I'm just trying to save you all," Erik replies, "Even the viewers a home."
"He's going home first when we inevitably lose a challenge," Cassie whispers.
"Awww..."
The preview ends.