TO ALL: CHILDREN'S NAMES?
Jason: Diana for a girl, Hunter for a boy.
Frank: Valencia for a girl, Orion for a boy.
Hazel: Natasha for a girl, James for a boy.
Piper: TRIS FOR A GIRL AND CALEB FOR A BOY!
Leo: I have a really strong connection with the name Buttercup, so that's my daughter's name, and my son's name is gonna be Peanut Buttercup.
Piper: Leo I can't even say how dumb that is.
Leo: DUMBER THEN NAMING YOUR KIDS AFTER FICTIONAL CHARACTERS!
*all fan girls in the world gasp dramatically*
Percy: I'M GONNA NAME MY GIRL COCONUT AND MY BOY SAND DOLLAR!
Annabeth: That is NOT what we are naming our kids! We are naming our our daughter Carmen and our son Sebastian.
Percy: Did you just say, "OUR KIDS"?!
Annabeth: Perc-
Percy: *Calls Sally* MOM OMG MOM ANNABETH JUST PROPOSED TO ME WE'RE GONNA HAVE BABIES NAMED SEBASTIAN MOOOM!