Okay guys let's get started...

DRUMROLL PLEASE

I. HAVE. MADE. A. NON. FEELS. CHAPTER.

*claps hands*

Now let's get to that non feels chapter.

But knowing me... I might be lying... *evil laughter*

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Marco landed in the middle of town, Mewnians running here and there to get food or place signs on trees. He was surprised to see that the signs said "Overthrow Queen and King Butterfly!"

They do know they'll be eradicated in seconds, right? Marco thought, widening his eyes as he walked on. I was here before... why didn't the scissors take me straight to the castle?

He walked up a few hills and around a few buildings but Marco was sure he was lost. His instinct said go in the castle's direction. But he kept taking more and more turns, getting farther and farther from the Mewnian castle.

Finally, Marco gave up.

"I'll ask someone," he said determinedly, walking up to a stand that said Bacon Wrapped Corn on it. "Hello? Someone in here?"

Marco jumped back when he saw an old man run up to the counter. "What can I do fur ya?" He asked, his voice raspy and cold. "Bacon wrapped corn sold he-ah. Looks like ya gots no gold on ya." The man eyed Marco for a bit more, making him take a view steps back. "Wait a second! Yur tha Prince! Marco Diaz, eh? Boy from Earth?"

Marco gulped and nodded. "Yes. I—"

"I can't believe tha Princess fell in luve with a Earth boy! So improper!" the man cut him off.

"I'm worthy of her love!" Marco argued.

"Do ya know how many Princes huve been trying to get her to luve 'em? Over thousands! And yur tha one who got hur heart! A weak Earth boy!"

"I'm not weak!" Marco yelled, causing attention to turn to him.

"Boy, shut yur mouth. What do ya want anywuy?" The old man asked.

"Directions to the castle," Marco responded.

"Prsh! Ya don't even know how ta get ta tha castle! Eh! Take right at next turn. Go straight. Up hills. All hills. Then take nother right. Yur there." The old man grabbed a corn stalk from under the counter and started peeling the skin off. "If yu want ta earn ma trust, help us over throw king and queen."

"Eh... no." Marco replied. "They wanted to keep the peace."

"Pa! Peace?! This is what yu Earthens calls peace?! Mewnians run around makin signs en postin em up on trees! Peace is naught keepin secrets! Like huw they kept yu secret!"

Marco scrunched up his face. "First off, you guys will be eradicated in a milli second if you wanna over throw the Butterflies."

"Yu don't kn—"

Marco cut him off. "Second, if they didn't keep it a secret, Mewnians would be running around and still be putting up signs. Except they would say 'kill the Princess.' And if I saw those, I'd kill all of you."

"Is tha a —"

"Third off," Marco jumped right in the old man's face. "I wasn't a secret. I walked around Mewni with Star plenty of times. Plus, I'm not weak. I've fought monsters with Star all the time trying to get her wand."

"Tha dont me—"

"So stop trying to judge off what you hear if you don't know all the facts." Marco turned around and ran in the directions given to him, taking the turns and all.

"Ah, perfect host... this one's kinda throwing me off," said the old man, melting into something else. Toffee in Ludo's body. "So determined, so strong. Maybe you aren't a disappointment, Marco Diaz."

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Sh*t just got real.

Translations:

yu: you

Tha: the and that

huw: how

yur: your

anywuy: anyway

fur: for

he-ah: here

en: and

nother: another

em: them

naught: not

luve: love

hur: her

huve: have

ta: to

ma: my