"Welcome to Total Drama World Tour: Cruise! This season, we're inviting eighteen teens/young adults to compete in our fiercest competition yet! There will be friendships, rivalries, and— oh, hey, they're here!" Ellie says.
"Is this the right place?" Tristan asks, "This dock looks like it's seen better days..."
"Welcome, Tristan," Ellie greets. "By the way, your survival is not guaranteed."
"Good to know," he replies, worriedly.
"I'm here. I don't wanna be anywhere where there's no video games, but I'm here..." Sofia says as she walks out of the bus.
"That makes one of you," Ellie says.
"No video games until god knows how long... great..." Sofia groans.
"I-Is this even safe?" Toby asks, worriedly.
"Safe? Chef, he asked if it was safe!" Ellie exclaims. She and Chef laugh as Toby, visibly uncomfortable, walks to the others.
"Oh yeah! Alex has made her entrance!" Alex shouts as she hops off the bus.
"We're finally here..." Irina says, creepily.
Jared walks off the bus. Immediately, Sofia and Alex run up to greet him.
"H-Hi, my name's Alex!" Alex exclaims.
"I'm Sofia!" Sofia muses.
"Oh, dear lord... I just got here and my charm is already working its magic. Great," Jared sighs. It sounds more seductive than he intends it to.
"Time to win!" Obsidian says, excitedly.
"Hello everyone, pleased to make your acquaintance," Matthew says.
"I'm soooo glad to be off that bus," Cassie sighs.
"I'd surmise that this is where we will be leaving from," Blanca says.
"What she said!" Jolia comments.
"I can't wait!" Alison exclaims.
"W-We've finally arrived," Harley says.
"I am so ready for this!" Hal shouts.
"As am I!" Karen adds.
"S-So many people..." Keliah says, softly.
"Here we go..." Tony says.
"Have you guys heard the good news?" Erik asks, enthusiastically.
"Good news?" Jolia asks.
"About our lord and savior, Jehovah!"
"Ummmmm... Nope. And I don't think anybody wants to hear it, Erik," Ellie says.
"Let me explain the rules," Ellie announces, "You will compete in challenges every three days, each in a new country. While the title of this season is cruise, since only so many places have beaches and harbors, we will be making some inland flights. The team that loses the challenge will go to the bottom loser deck, to vote on who will take the Lifeboat of Shame to shore. Lastly, at least one you will be forced to sing in each episode."
"Singing? I didn't sign up for that!" Hal exclaims.
"Well too bad, so sad!" Ellie replies, "Anyway, your first musical number will begin when everyone is inside!
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"Your first musical number will begin now! Make it up as you go along!"
Blanca: Sea!
Jolia: Sea!
Alex: Sea!
Keliah: Sea...!
Matthew: Sing!
Tristan: Sing!
Tony: Sing!
Girls: We're sailing!
Boys: We're singing!
All: We're sailing and we're singing!
Alex: Come sail with us!
Alex and Toby: Come sail with us!
Tristan: I'm not entirely sure this ship is safe...
Blanca: Come sail with us!
Jolia: Come sail with us!
Jared: I really hope I can not get hit on!
Hal: No way, I'm not singing.
Sofia: I'm on that boat with you, what's the point anyway?
Alison: Well Ellie is just Chris 2.0!
Tony: Come on, Sofia, you should just try and sing along~!
Karen: Come sail with us!
Karen and Matthew: Come sail with us!
Keliah: C-Can you even sail at all?
Chef: Nope, not at all.
Erik: I try and try so hard, but nobody wants to hear the message in my heart!
Harley: Come sail with us!
Obisidian: Come rock with us!
Irina: Rock on...! Woohoo...
Obsidian, Karen, Tony, and Keliah: Come sail with us, come sing with us!
Sofia and Hal: No!
Ellie: I guess you two would rather test out the lifeboat instead...~
Hal: Ugh... Come sail with us, come sail with us, come and sail with us!
Ellie: Sofia, got anything to add?
Sofia: THIS SUUUUCKS!
All (Accept for Sofia): MY EARS!
"Well, the only thing left in this episode's agenda is to establish teams. Sofia, Hal, Tristan, Matthew, Karen, Blanca. You six are Team Victory. Jared, Erik, Alex, Cassie, Keliah, Jolia. You six are Team Amazon. The rest of you: Obsidian, Harley, Toby, Tony, Irina, Alison. You guys are the replace,ent for Team Chris, Team Ellie!"