How My Doctor Appointments Go When He Is Testing My Mental Reflexes:
Doctor: So we're going to do a test where I say a word and you say the first word that comes to mind.
Me: Ok...
Doctor:...Pen?
Me: Riptide
Doctor:...Water?
Me: Percy Jackson
Doctor: ...Tree?
Me: Thalia
Doctor:...Inventor?
Me: Daedalus
Doctor:...War?
Me: New York
Doctor:...Happy?
Me: Percabeth!
Doctor:...Sad?
Me: Percabeth in Tarturus
Doctor:...Mean?
Me: RICK TROLL RIORDAN!
Doctor:...
Me:...
Doctor: You need help.
Me: So I've heard.
