How My Doctor Appointments Go When He Is Testing My Mental Reflexes:

Doctor: So we're going to do a test where I say a word and you say the first word that comes to mind.

Me: Ok...

Doctor:...Pen?

Me: Riptide

Doctor:...Water?

Me: Percy Jackson

Doctor: ...Tree?

Me: Thalia

Doctor:...Inventor?

Me: Daedalus

Doctor:...War?

Me: New York

Doctor:...Happy?

Me: Percabeth!

Doctor:...Sad?

Me: Percabeth in Tarturus

Doctor:...Mean?

Me: RICK TROLL RIORDAN!

Doctor:...

Me:...

Doctor: You need help.

Me: So I've heard.