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A/N Yay, we have some reviews now, but unfortunately, looking at the reviews I saw that the 2nd review misinterpreted what i said. I was going to make a chapter for the Guest, but that would break my promise in the 1st chapter. Surprisingly someone already answered, so thank you uh Guest #2. To 1 here is your chapter.

Aizen's blood spilled on the floor. He widened his eyes. He was not sure what to think, be happy that his ace card was stronger than he expected or mad, because of frustration.

Aizen would not make a mistake like that again. " I don't know why that happened, Ichigo, do you have strong Hierro?" Aizen lied, he knew the reason but was curious of Ichigo's reaction and answer.

"Not that I know of, I don't understand the reason either Aizen-sama" Ichigo lied back. Ichigo actually had very thick Hierro, but did not want to give out any more information to Aizen than he already knew. Ichigo really did not know how he was not hurt, but he had a feeling that it wasn't because of his Hierro.

Aizen would not have Ichigo and especially Grimmjow think that Aizen was weak or stupid. To make himself sure of his 2nd attempt at cutting Ichigo's left arm off, he called to his stone hidden in his pocket. 'Come to me Hogyoku' Aizen reached for the power of his Hogyoku. Both the stone and the human fought, 'I am your master Hogyoku, you will obey me' the Hogyoku continuously fought back, making Aizen's power fluctuate. Aizen thought 'soon Urahara, I will have your Hogyoku and then i will take a long step towards becoming Kami'.

Ichigo,sensing the change in Aizen's reiatsu, feigned hurt and asked, "are you okay Aizen-sama?"

Aizen not realizing the feigned concern said, "It's okay, Ichigo; your punishment will be dealt with later." Ichigo narrowed his eyes at this, his Hogyoku was not powerful enough.

Ichigo was torn between killing Aizen where he stood, or letting him go.

'Zangetsu?'

"Eh?"

Ichigo imagined his white copy clipping his nails or under the covers snoring.

"Oh, er... lets play along for now, we still have not seen if we should help shinigami or the traitors"

'and what if I don't want to help either'

"Do you really want to be a lonely frail old man?"

'yeah guess not'

"Exactly, and plus we don't know if there any hot chicks in the soul society that is better than the one over here. Nell is pretty hot."

'ZANGETSU, I'm only nine' Ichigo had to make sure to keep a blank face on, so Aizen couldn't see him talking

"Hey,I'm the animal part of you, you know, and plus I don't wan't to die a virgin (A/N no, i will probably not write a you-know-what since it is only T)"

'What's that supposed to mean? Animal part of me? Virgin?'

"Dumbass. Ok, you will find out soon enough."

'Find out what?'

Zangetsu grinned, "The pleasures of life."

Aizen interrupted their conversation by saying,"Ichigo, why don't you get a fraccion, like your brethren." 'This will keep him on a leash,i'll just threaten his fraccion if he tries to betray me' Aizen thought.

Ichigo left with Grimmjow hot on his tail

"Hey Ichigo?"

"Eh?"

Grimmjow grinned, "I'm gonna get the strongest Arrancars and have them kneel down before me, calling me king. Or maybe I could get a super hot chick."

When they arrived at the pit, Grimmjow, Barragan, and Nnorita all went to the 1st pit;the one with the strongest Espada.

Nell went to the last pit, and Ichigo sonidoed after her.

Ichigo asked, "Why are you over here?"

Nell responded with, "You mean why I am not at the 1st pit?"

Ichigo nodded his head; intrigued in what Nell's response would be.

"Well, Ichigo, when I was a Vasto Lorde, I came across 2 hollows, and saved them from another hollow and they agreed to become my friends, one day I lost them, and was about to go find them, but was interrupted, by Aizen asking me to join his Espada. One thing led to another,and here I am now, without my friends."

"Interesting, Nell." Ichigo said, blocking out Zangetsu's "No you idiot, your supposed to say, 'I am your friend'. Then she will say 'a veery close friend', and then you to have s-" Ichigo stopped listening after that, concentrating on the building that his Zanpactou was standing on;willing it to crumble and fall.

"You son of a-"

Ichigo was broken out of his thoughts,by Nell saying "Will you help me find them?

"No,I will not-" Ichigo was interrupted when Nell picked up the smaller child and hugged him, suffocating the kid with breasts bigger than is head.

"Thank, you Ichi" Nel said with a smile on her face

Once Zangetsu recovered fromhis he said, "Now all you have to do is to suck the-" Zangetsu was interrupted when Nell released Ichigo from her hold, and Ichigo saying,"Fine"

"You wont regret this Ichi" Ichigo had to cover his inner world in a dome, to block out Zangetsu yell of "That's what she said... literally".

Nell dragged Ichigo by his legs and they set off to find Pesche and Dondochakka.

Meanwhile in the 1st pit

Grimmjow was puling on a lion's tail, saying,"Come back here, Bitch, or master Grimmjow will show you his sword."

Nnorita was pulling a snake's tail, saying, "Come to your master, Bitch."

Ulquiorra was watching from above, saying, "What a brute."

Grimmjow scoffed and yelled back, "This is why you are going to die a virgin, Ulquiorra."

Ulquiorra uncapped his sword, flipped it saying, "There is an easier and faster way."

Ulquiorra disappeared from his place at the top of the cliff above the pits.

Ulquiorra appeared behind the lion, and knocked her out with the hilt of his blade.

He then proceeded to knock out the snake, and disappeared with both of them, holding them by their neck, before Grimmjow and Nnorita could take them from his grasp.

He reappeared at his original place at the top of the cliff and said, "I'm taking these 2 to Aizen-sama to make them arrancars."

Both Grimmjow and Nnorita was angry at Ulquiorra, for different reasons.

Grimmjow was angry that Ulquiorra, who was a Vasto Lorde, and he hated to admit, stronger than him, was calling Aizen "sama".

Nnorita was angry at Ulquiorra, because he wanted more "playing time" with his bitch