I'm dead.
I'm so sleep deprived, that I died, and then came back as a zombie just for my readers. You see, I'm- wait... what is this feeling? I... want... BRAAAAAAAAINS!
Or I could just be like Sid from Soul Eater, and not eat human flesh. But what's the fun in that?
BIG NOTE: For all you children wondering, no, I have not mentioned Sonika before. Rin's mother is GUMI! And, even if I did, there can be multiple Sonika's. Just saying.
The reviews for the last chapter made me laugh so hard. Everyone is just like "...So this is how Len dies..."
Disclaimer: (*sigh*) Once upon a time, I wished I owned Vocaloid. But that wish never came true.
Rin's P.O.V
"Len Shion Megpoid Hatsune Kagamine. What the hell are you doing?" I hissed.
"T-Those aren't my m-middle names," Len said. I noticed that his hands, which were gripping my yellow notebook tightly, were shaking. Big time shaking.
"Well, I feel like calling you that, so you better are hell shut up and look at me." My voice was quite, but I molded it in a way that it would sound threatening. If I wasn't so pissed, I would actually find this fun.
"Okay!" Len's voice went high; he sounded like a little girl.
"I cannot believe you read that, Len! That was supposed to be private! Not for anyone else to see. ESPECIALLY YOU!" I roared, loud and angry.
I think I'll call myself Rin the Rhino from now on. Just cause I feel loud and wanting to stampede something.
"Rin, I didn't mean-"
"Call me 'Rin the Rhino' from now on," I said. Len stared at me, but I just glared at him.
"Okay... Rin the Rhino, please understand-"
"Nein, boy," I said, not even giving Len the chance to speak or try to explain. "From now on, you are my slave. Got it?"
"How about I cash in the favor you owe me from the singing contest we had with Hatsune Miku?" I paused to think about it.
"NO! YOU READ MY NOTEBOOK!"
"Well, SORRY THAT I WAS INTERESTED WHEN I SAW MY NAME ON THE PAGE! Good God, Rin," Len said while getting off of the bed and scooting closer to me.
"Don't make this my fault!"
"Are you talking back to me?"
"What are you, my mother?"
"No."
"Then why are you speaking like her?"
"If I recall correctly, your mother is crazy."
"Yeah, well, so is yours."
"DON'T INSULT MY MOTHER!"
"DON'T INSULT MINE!
"Wow, you two really act like a married couple," a random Teto suddenly said. Len and I both shrieked, and then jumped back.
She was lying on the bed, feet up into the air, the corner of her lips tilting upwards. "Teto?" I gasped. "What are you doing here? How did you get in?"
"Picked the lock," Teto said casually, and I looked at her. Teto sure is dangerous. "Anyways, I'm here to visit. My little Rinny-Rin hasn't been calling her Teto-Weto, and it's been, like, 3 and a half weeks-" WHAT?! I did not realize it had been that long "-so I needed to check up on you. Now I regret interrupting you guys. It was quite enjoyable, and it looked like something could have happened?"
"Something?" I asked, and then looked up to realize what sort of position we were in. Len was right next to me, and once again, we were close enough so that we could share the same breathing room. I swore and jumped away.
"Oh, and you might want to stop doing that. Otherwise the rumors will get worse," Teto continued.
"Rumors?" Len asked. In response, Teto pulled a magazine out of her bag, and passed it to me.
Stars Rin and Len Kagamine suddenly disappear! Where have they gone? Theory is that their parents rejected their marriage, so they eloped to the Philippines. Is this really true? Tune into tonight's episode to find out.
"What... the... HELL?!" I screamed. "Teto, why didn't you do anything about this?" I screamed.
"They..." she whispered quietly, as if scared to say what happened.
"What?! Did they, I don't know, rape you, or something?" I asked, terrified. Teto slowly shook her head.
"No..." She said. "They... they... THEY GAVE ME THE BEST FRENCH BREAD IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!" Teto said with hearts in her eyes. My jaw dropped.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" Teto shook her head once again.
"It was worth it," she said. "If you ate the bread, you would understand.
"I doubt that," I mumbled.
"Anyways, Ted is downstairs, waiting to talk to us. We're here for the day, but we can't stay overnight. Tonight Ted and I are thinking about having-"
"DON'T TELL ME, DON'T TELL ME!" Len and I both screamed while covering our ears with our hands. Teto smirked, and said something like "Children."
"Anyways, come downstairs, and we can, I dunno, talk? I haven't seen you munchkins in some time." We all journeyed downstairs, and Teto called out, "Tedddddddddd? Where are you, honey-bun?" I snickered, as did Len.
"I'm here," he called. He was raiding our pantry. "Okay, kiddos, WHERE THE HELL IS THE FRENCH BREAD?!" I pointed to a random shelf, and Ted took it.
"So, how have you two been?" Teto asked as we all settled down onto the couch. Ted sat at the edge, and Teto snuggled up right next to him. I took a seat as far away from Len as possible. "I'm impressed. I assumed that you two would have ripped each other to shreds right now."
"We're getting there," I mumbled rather darkly, then shooting a glare at Len, who cowered under it. Damn boy, reading my personal journal.
Teto looked at this exchange in amusement, and then began smirking again. "Ahhhh, I see. Little Lenny-kins is growing up," she said while winking at him and taking a sip of her tea. "Of course, Rin-Rin would be the stubborn one, right, Len?"
"Tell me about it," he said. Teto let out a loud laugh. "And you're not even embarrassed!" She said in pure delight.
"What?" Ted and I asked. Teto leaned into Ted some more, if possible, and then whispered something in his ear. He looked shocked for a second, and then began smirking, right along with Teto. "Ahh, young love." Love? Len loves someone?
And once again I felt jealousy. I blinked twice. What's wrong with me? Why crave Len's attention? Why am I always jealous these days? Of Len? Makes no sense... Unless...
Ah. So this is what it's like to love or like someone.
Len's P.O.V
The day with Teto and Ted was rather enjoyable. It consisted of extreme teasing of myself by Teto and Ted. Damn Teto for being so God Damn smart. Other than that however, everything was nice. Ted and I prepared dinner as Teto and Rin went on an otaku-rampage.
The only thing that worried me was Rin. Even though she smiled and went along with everyone else, I could tell something was wrong... Well, no, not wrong, just that she was deep in thought. However, neither Teto nor Ted showed any signs of concern,so it may have been my imagination.
Ted and Teto left that evening, claiming they had someplace to be. I felt hollow as one usually feels after friends leave, although I was cheered up quickly by Rin.
Until she remembered the whole notebook thing. "So, Len... Do I even need to bother to tell you to begin for forgiveness, or will you just start?"
"I'msosorryRinpleasepleasepleaseforgivemeIamanidio tandyouareabeautifulmaidenwhowillgivemercytoaterri blepersonsuchasmyselfand-"
"Dance for me, " she said in a cold voice. I stared at Rin for several seconds before finally sighing and giving it. I began preforming the vegetable juice song dance that Hatsune Miku wrote/made.
"Sing," Rin said harshly. Another pause before I began. "Po-Ppi-Po-Ppi-Po-Ppo-Ppi-Pou-"
"Stop." I did so, relived immensely. That was super embarrassing, even if I did deserve it "Down on one knee." I did so. "Take my hand." Rin's voice was still harsh, here she was blushing lightly. She leaned near my face. "Promise you won't do something like that without my permission?"
I nodded while saying, "I promise." She nodded, looking satisfied. But, I wanted her to know more...
"I promise that I will never lie, either." I leaned in closer, but Rin didn't protest. We were dangerously close now. "Promise to always protect you," I said. We both leaned in this time. "Promise to-" 'always love you' was what I was going to say, but before I could, Rin's head jerked, and suddenly we were kissing.
Sure, I've kissed plenty of girls in my short years of existence. But I was never serious, never really wanted them quite like this. Rin wove her hands through my hair as I pulled her closer. We moved quickly, as if we didn't have much time left.
As it turned out, we didn't.
The doorbell suddenly rang, shattering our kiss.
Rin's P.O.V.
I pulled away, breathlessly. "The door," I said in between pants, but Len just grabbed the back of my head and put his lips back onto mine.
"Screw whoever that is," He mumbled, his breath hot. I shivered but forced myself to push him away. Damn, I really wanted to continue. "I'm getting the door." I walked to it, a small skip in my steps. What does this make Len and I as? Are we dating now?
Through the glass is saw a tall girl, with just about the perfect curves and body. She had dark green hair, and matching green eyes. She was yapping away on the phone, but when she saw me, she muttered something to the other person and then hung up. "Hi...?" I said as I opened the door, phrasing it more like a question than a greeting. She looked at me, wrinkled her nose, and then looked around the mansion.
"Where's Len?" She asked in a huffy voice.
"Pardon?" I asked.
She sighed and then snapped her fingers in front of my face. "Are you death-"
"You mean deaf?"
"Whatever. Anyways, where is Len?"
"Rin? Whose there?" A voice asked from behind me. A slight pause, and then an astounded gasp. "Sonika?!" Len said.
"LENKY-POO!"
I snorted despite myself. That sounded like "Kinky-Poo." I must remember to call Len that.
And then it suddenly hit me as the girl ran forward and threw herself into Len's arms.
Did he just say Sonika?
"Oh, it's been forever," Sonika gushed while smiling sweetly.
Wasn't she being a bitch two seconds ago?
"I know!" His hand slipped around her waist.
Weren't we together, kissing, two seconds ago?
And I thought my mother had mood swings.
"Come in," Len said while leading her inside. They ignored me completely.
Anger and jealousy once again surged through me. Who the hell was that bitch, and why was she taking my Len-kins?
Why the hell am I calling Len mine?
I followed them into the living room, but they completely ignored me. Finally I became too fed up (not to mention jealous). "I'm going go bed," I said.
"This early? It's only nine," Len said and I just shrugged my response. "Rin, about the kiss-" Len started, but I cut him off by giving him the dirtiest look possible.
"My head just slipped," I said. "It didn't mean a shit." I walked up the stairs before i could catch Len's expression. I guess what I said was kinda true, but it applied to Len, not me.
Later that night, Sonika came into my room. "I'll be spending the next week with you, meaning I'm living here for some time." I nodded my head and turned back to watching more Fairy Tail. "I'm not done," she said.
"Then hurry up," I said. "I'm at the part where Erza fights 100 monsters by herself and I don't want to miss it."
"Stupid otaku," she said and I raised an eyebrow. What did she have against okatus? We are the best. "Anyways, Len. Is. Mine."
"...Personally, I think Len owns himself unless he wishes to give up ownership," I said with a simple shrug, trying my hardest to keep my temper in check. Who the heck does she think she is?
"No, that's not what I mean." She looks away and sighs. "What I mean is that he was my first love, and I won't give him away so easily."
"You're dating?" I said dully. It was as if all emotion had been sucked out of me; I felt numb.
"N-No. Not yet. But even if he shows interest in you, he will always come back to me. Its happened before and it will happen again," Sonika said. I remained silent for a couple of moments, and she took this as a sign to continue. "We will be together," she said confidently.
"Surely you've realized by now," I said coldy, "That if Len wanted to be with you, he would have done so right now. Also, I don't plan on stealing him, or whatever. He's free to be with whoever he wants. Now, if you would excuse me, I have some anime to watch," I said while clicking the play button. Sonika stood there, opened, then closed her mouth several times, and then finally left, slamming the door behind her.
I slid off my bed, and then locked the door behind her. Even though I appeared to seem strong in front of Sonika, I was still hurts by Len's antics. And here is thought that after that kiss we would start dating, or something. I guess I was the only one out of the two of us who were serious.
Len's P.O.V
"LENKY, I'm really worried about you," Sonika said as we continued watching T.V. God Damn, it was so boring! I wanted to change it to the anime channel, but I wouldn't want to watch one without Rin.
Rin.
I was happy, for about two seconds, thinking that we could, I don't know, be in a relationship. No matter what she says, she was defiantly kissing back. But I guess she just didn't want to be like that, or something? But she looked happy... Until after she answered the door...
"LEN!"
"Oh, yeah. Continue?"
"See! This girl Rin... You're into her, right?" I blushed- WHY AM I BLUSHING?! I'm Len Kagamine, I should be too badass to blush- and nodded yes. "I... I heard her talking on the phone... It sounded like she had a boyfriend."
"What?! I haven't heard anything like that!" I yelled. I suddenly wanted to rip something to shreds.
"It's extremely private... Hey, She may still be talking to him. Lets go and try to eavesdrop." I nodded my head, and we both quietly crept up the stairs and put our ears on her door.
"Yeah... God, I miss you... Len? No way... We've been having fun, but I'm so not into him... Hey I'm going to sleep... Night... Love you too..."
Rin's P.O.V (goes back in time a little)
"You okay, Rin?" Luka asked over the phone.
"Yeah," I said quietly.
"Rin, what's wrong? Is everything alright?" Luka asked and I almost burst into tears.
"God, I just miss you."
"Awwww, Rinkins. But you have Len, right?" I heard his name and felt like puking.
"Len?" I asked, trying to sound grossed out. "No way."
"You aren't friends yet?" Luka asked, her voice full if disbelief.
"We've been having fun, but I'm so not into him." A short pause. "Hey, I'm going to sleep."
"Night."
"Night."
"Remember, Rin, no matter how stupid some guy is for rejecting you, I still love you, as well as everyone else here still home."
Gosh, Luka is the best friend a person can ever have. She always knows exactly what to say, even if she doesn't know know the situation, and how to make me feel better. And she's just an amazing person in general.
"Love you too."
The next morning I felt slightly better after recalling my conversation with Luka last night. Even though Len didn't wake me up- which I found weird- I still got out of bed and got ready.
I was at the top of the stairs when I saw Len. Taking a deep breath, I forced my mouth and began apologizing for being such a bitch last night. Before I could, however, he give me through dirtiest look I have ever been given in my lifetime.
"Fuck off. I was serious, even if you weren't." After giving me another glare, he extended his arm for Sonika to hold onto and then moved past me, ignoring me completely.
Rage consumed me. "WHAT THE HELL?! How about you, claiming that you won't lie to me. You lied about Sonika, and then you kiss me. If anything, you and that slutty whore are at fault."
"APOLOGIZE!"
"Make me," I say before spinning on my heels and sprinting out of my the house.
Lol, I always make Sonika the bitch. This is my third time, I believe.
Anyways, what a chapter... So much stuff happened in it.
Please review for the dead author who came back to life just to write for her readers. I promise I won't eat your brains (intentionally).