sorry, this is another quite short chapter and it's the end of the holidays now so I'm gonna be a lot slower at updating now.

Sorry

But not too slow.

R&R!

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That was the dulcet tone of me in great agony.

I thought about sitting up but I decided that was way to much work. I think opening my eyes first might be a better idea. I was greeted by white. Why was I in a miniature snow storm? There's something I've forgotten, what was it.

Oh, yeah, that was it…

Kill Black.

I sat up and there was a groan from beside me. I peeled my eyes open a little bit more and looked down. My chosen victim was lying on the bed beside me. The one I wanted to murder.

Cos I was in the hospital wing because Sirius Black had blown up the freakin' dungeons.

And now I was being punished too.

Typical

Black groaned and rolled over. Unfortunately he was already on the edge of the hospital bed, so he fell off. I felt a sharp tug of my arm and I was falling too...

Straight onto his chest. His bare chest.

"What the-!" Black groaned as I hit him around the face.

"What are you PLAYING AT BLACK!" Boy was he going to have a headache later.

He stared groggily up at me, "Why are you lying on top of me Twinkle?"

"I'm not, you pulled me off the bed...And I'm not Twinkle!"

"Oh I think you are, long brown hair, large choc-mud eyes, sarcastic attitude, has already hit me once. It all adds up to one person. Twinkle." He counted the reasons off on his fingers and winked at me. "Oh and you smell like her too."

"WHAT?"

"I didn't mean to say that, forget I said that!"

"What do I smell like?"

"Please...?" He was practically begging now but I had no mercy for Sirius- Black.

"TELL ME!"

I braced myself for words such as horse dung, beetle dung, dragon dung, just dung in general really. What he actually said was way more scary.

"Like, you know, er, mint, fresh mint?" He did his uneasy grin.

Damn it, he looks really cute when he does that face.

"Stop digging Black, you'll never make it out this hole." Fresh mint I ask you, mind you I do use mint shampoo, like Lily always uses strawberry. It's just something I've always done but how did Black notice. He wouldn't notice if his pants were on fire.

"I'm getting up." I spat and tried to clamber off him. I got maybe 12 inches away before I was forced back down on him.

Sweet Merlin, I hope no-one saw that.

"Let. Me. Get. Up." I gritted my teeth and tried to quench my need to hit him again.

Hard

"I'm not doing anything." He did his wide eyed innocent look.

"Will you stop holding onto me?"

He waggled his eyebrows at me.

"What you mean like this?" And he put his arms round my waist.

"Get OFF ME!" I squirmed and wriggled but he wouldn't let go, so I elbowed him in the face.

"Thank you." I snapped and rolled off him. Or at least that was the plan. I got 12 inches and was forced back.

'Warning; if brewed incorrectly this potion can cause great damage and side effects consisting of megrims, additional limb growth and attachment."

Attachment.

SHIT!

"!"