High School is insane... I got homework on the first day cause I go to one of those super competitive schools and if you get a 94 you are shamed for the rest of your life. Great. Gomen, but I have basically no time to write fanfiction at all.

Okay, Teiru/his plot is staying. Sorry for the... two(?) people who said no... Like, 20 others outvoted you. Gomen! (But please don't stop reading this fanfiction .) And then I got a lot of different feedback: You should keep Teiru exactly the same; you should make him less robotic (said by one person); Keep Teiru and have Luka kill him; keep Teiru; don't keep Teiru; on and on and on and on. So now I'm very, unsure about what my readers want, although the majority like Teiru and want to keep him the way he is. So Teiru is going to be good and bad meaning...

YOU KNOW WHAT?! JUST READ THE DAMN CHAPTER AND REVIEW IT!

Disclaimer: No.


"Rin," Len says in my ear. I gasp and shoot forward only to hit my head onto someone else. "OW-!" Len cuts me off by covering my mouth with his hand and raising his other hand to his mouth, holding one finger up.

"We fell asleep," Len says. "But, you need to go back to your room. If Teiru finds us here, then we're screwed." I nod my head and get out of his bed—OH MY GOD I WAS IN HIS BED!

Clothes on?

Check.

Good.

"Well... Guten Tag," I say in German (Meaning: Good Day), and turn to leave the room.

"Wait," Len says, pulling my arm. He gives me a long, sorrowful kiss before letting me go. I bite my lip and stare at him as he gently pushes me out the door. I don't want to go.

Too bad there is a crazy person sleeping three doors down.


"Rin," a voice says, and my eyes flutter open again. There's Teiru, shifting from side to side, rubbing his arm awkwardly. "Len sent Teiru to wake Rin up. Teiru's waking Rin up, now." I nod my head and slide up, so that I'm sitting instead of lying down. "Teiru will be leaving."

"Wait," I say. He stops at the door and looks at me. "Why do you talk like that?"

"Well... Tei liked it when I talked like that," Teiru said, speaking normally for once. "It was a game we used to play, and it would make her laugh. When I talk like that, I feel closer to her." He shrugs and then exits the room.

Wow.

I thought the twincest was supposed to be in this author's other fanfiction.

I don't bother changing, and head straight downstairs, which is quite a sight to behold.

(A/N: I didn't translate these lyrics or any lyrics in my stories)

"kabosoi hi ga kokoro no hashi ni tomoru... itsu no ma ni ka moehirogaru netsujou," Len sings as he makes some bacon. He finishes the verse.

"karamiau yubi hodoite... kuchibiru kara shita e to," Teiru joins in as he pours three glasses of milk.

"dakiyosete hoshii tashikamete hoshii... machigai nado nai n da to omowasete... kisu o shite nurikaete hoshii... miwaku no toki ni yoishire oborete itai no," they sing the chorus together, dancing around the kitchen counters while spinning in circles always directly across from each other.

"What the hell is going on?" I mumble, and Len hears me. He turns the music down a little and then spins to me, leaning in slightly before realizing who was standing behind us.

"We're 'Magnet,'" Len says. "Want to join in?"

"No," I say. Len shrugs and begins spinning and singing again.

Wait a minute... Len's my (secret) boyfriend, while Teiru is my crazy stalker fan. They shouldn't be getting along. Unless, the author wants to turn this into a yaoi between Teiru and Len?! NO! LENNY IS MINE! MINE, MINE, MINE!

"I... I need some Aspirin," I moan, and then leave the kitchen to go lie down on the couch.

"Are you okay?" Len asks breathlessly. I just wave my hand around in response, and turn on the T.V

Oh, look.

Luka's being interviewed by some other person.

"So, what's the story behind ACUTE? It's very strange that Miku would be the bad guy in the song, and Kaito would end up with you, when really Miku and Kaito are dating, and you're dating some other purple-haired freak," the man says.

"HEY!" Gakupo yells from the audience. "I'm not some sort of freak." The man raises his hands, saying "I surrender."

"So, is there a scandal behind that song?"

"No, you ignorant-moth-like creature," Luka scolds. Hm. That man does kind of look like a moth, if I close one eye and tilt my head a little to the side. "Miku just wanted to try something new. Kaito is gross; Gakupo is hot."

"I LOVE YOU, BABE!" Gakupo yells from the audience, and Luka turns bright red.

OH MY GOD, LUKA'S BLUSHING!

I squeal and laugh to myself. Luka's looking embarrassed. "I.. l-lo... too," she mumbles out. She's totally embarrassed! Aw, what a cute Tsundere!

"What was that?" Gakupo asks.

"I LOVE YOU TOO, GOD DAMN IT! NOW, GO GET ME A MOE-MOE OMLETTE AND SOME CHOCOLATE TUNA!" Luka screams.

Oh my gosh.

Lukkkkkkkka! So kawaii! You and Gakupo just make me fangirl all over the place.

"Right away," Gakupo says while saluting and running out of the studio.

Luka turns to the man, all business again. "So, about World's End Dancehall..."

"Wow, isn't this a sight to behold?" A voice behind me says.

"Teiru notes Rin is fangirling over another girl. Teiru is wondering if Rin is secretly lesbian, or 'into yuri,' but never told us." Suddenly there are two people on either side of my head, glaring at me.

"You're not into yuri, are you?" Len asks.

"Teiru demands an answer," Teiru says.

"NO, I'm not," I say. "I have someone I like, and he's male."

"She means me," Len says.

"Teiru believes that she meant me."

"No, it's me. Len Kagamine."

"Teiru Sukone."

"Look, I could totally pull off being a girl," Len says, posing while wearing—

"HEY, THOSE ARE MY UNDERGARMENTS!" I scream, my face bright red. It's my orange polka-dotted bra and underwear.

"Teiru can do the same," Teiru says while lying on his stomach, winking, and blowing a kiss. He's wearing one of my red ones.

"OH MY GOD, TAKE THOSE OFF!" I scream, flipping a random, innocent table.

What the hell is going on?

"I MEANT SEBASTIAN! YOU KNOW, THAT SEXY BUTLER?! Although, Lelouch is that bad... of course, Mustang and Edward are amazingly hot... but Break has that sort of crazy, hot look to him, too... L has that shaggy sort of appearance... Rin shares my name and birthday... OH MY GOSH, IZAYA! So hot... You know what? I've decided."

"So, who is it?" Len asks.

"Neither of you. I choose anime boys."


The doorbell rings later in the day.

"TEIRU HAS IT!" Teiru screams while racing to the door.

I reach the door to see Yuuma standing there. "Oh, hey," I say.

"Hey, Rin—" Yuuma says, but it cut off my Teiru.

He's holding a knife to Yuuma's throat.

"Teiru asks who are you to—WHOA!" The last part is due to Yuuma aiming an uppercut to Teiru's stomach.

Teiru winces and leans down, and in a flash, he's lying the floor, Yuuma on top, Teiru's knife in Yuuma's hand. Yuuma points the knife at Teiru's throat, and growls, "I recommend you to never do that again," before getting up and offering Teiru a hand.

Len and I stare at him, and Yuuma shrugs. "What? You've heard my story, Rin. You know that I was a Yankee." I mumble something incoherently, still shocked by what I just saw.

"B-But, you're like... a billion!" Len says in protest.

"I'm not that old," Yuuma says, annoyed. He adjusts his fingerless gloves on his hands, and then one hand rests on his black and pink style katana that's in its holster.

"Yuuma? Are they home?" A women's voice calls.

"Mizki?" I ask. But, as it turns out, it isn't.

A short, brown haired women comes jumping into our house, and hangs onto Yuuma. She wears rather... (ehem), revealing clothing, but her expression is kind.

"You're cheating on Mizki?!" I scream.

"What? No! This is her sister, and I love Mizki, and... NO! Ew. Not with Meiko," Yuuma says.

"Hey!" The lady, Meiko, protests. "I'm hot."

"Yeah..." Len says, but I notice he's not looking her face.

"YOU HORN DOG!" I scream. "HOW COULD YOU?" I slap his face (not too hard), but... something doesn't feel right.

So I slap him again.

Hm... something's off.

Again.

"STOP SLAPPING ME!" Len screams, and I shrug. "Anyways, I'm a young boy with a gi—I mean, friend who refuses to have sex with! Hormones, man!"

"That's not an excuse!" I protest.

"Aww... Young love," Meiko swoons.

"Okay, my head hurts now," Yuuma says while massaging it.

"Wait a minute," Len says. "Aunt Meiko?"

"Why are you calling me 'Aunt,' kiddo?" Meiko asks.

"Because... aren't you Leon Kagamine's sister?"

"Yes."

"He's my father."

"Oh. That makes sense."

"But..." Len says.

"YOU'RE RELATED TO MIZKI?" I scream. He stares at me, then Yuuma, then me, than back at Yuuma.

"Oh my gosh... this chapter," Yuuma moans. "I can't keep up."


We all sit around the table, taking sips of tea. It's awkwardly quite.

"Why are you here, with her?" I ask Yuuma.

"She's a fan of you, Rin, and wanted an autograph. She's on of the few people who know where we are, and figured out that we were on the same mountain as you two. Meiko then forced me to showing me where you house is."

"Teiru believes that this is turning into a Rin Harem."

"Speak normally," Yuuma barks.

"Yes, sir." Apparently Teiru is afraid of Yuuma now.

"So, who is this kid and why is he here?" Yuuma asks, pointing to Teiru.

"He's a crazy fan, who wants to kill me and is threatening Len," I reply a little bit too calmly.

"What? Rin's cute," Teiru says.

"And mine," Len mumbles from beside me.

"I also like her acting skills and personality. I just like her," Teiru continues calmly. I don't blush (I would have if Len said something like that), but I do stare. He shrinks under my gaze, but says naught.

"Well, I would totally help you," Yuuma says, "But I can't do anything without Mizki's permission. Or, more like it, I don't want to. Good luck solving this."

"Wait a minute... you can't leave us here like that!" I protest.

"Well, I have to. Oh, guess what?"

"What," I ask.

"I went onto , and, after some searching, I found out that Luka is my niece. Mizki wants to meet her again, so could you call her for me?" Yuuma asks. "That's my main reason for coming here."

"Um, Teiru cut all service off from our phones in this area. I don't know how."

"It only took a little bit of threatening. People these days are such cowards," Teiru said calmly while twirling his knife around in his hand.

"Okay. Will you give me her number?" Yuuma asks.

"Sure. Then you will CALL HER, and tell her to COME TO your house up here, and then she should come, and MEET you. Right?" I ask. Yuuma stares at me.

Come on!

'Call her, come to, meet,' meaning 'Call her, tell her to come to our house, and meet Teiru.' Easy, right?

Well, Yuuma doesn't get it, judging by the confusion on his face.

"Tell her to come visit," I say in more boring words. Hidden meaning is so much more fun!

"Oh. Sure," Yuuma says.

"I'm so confused," Meiko says. "Go back to the door, so we can meet each other again, and we'll start from there. Things will probably make more sense then."

"Tell me about it," Teiru mumbles.


"Why are you and Teiru so close?" I ask Len as soon as I enter Len's room later in the night. He's not wearing a shirt- so hot... I'm drooling- so he quickly slips one on an crossing the room to me.

His hand grabs my chin and he mashes his lips against mine.

"Len," I start to say as he moves away. And then, suddenly, he's nibbling my ear.

Oh shit, that feels good.

"LEn, stAAHp," I'm trying to say 'Len stop,' but it comes out awkwardly.

"You could always push me away," Len says, smirking.

"Okay," I say, and then I push him away. Hard enough to where he lands on the floor.

"WHAT THE HELL?" Len screams. "What was that for?"

"What do you mean? You told me I could."

"Hellllo? You're supposed to blush and allow me to embrace you. Have you never read a manga before?"

"I'm the one who introduced you into it, Chicken Brain!"

"Fine. You're a Chicken Arm!"

"Chicken Butt!"

"Chicken Wing!"

"We need to stop with the chicken insults," I say, and Len nods. "What was that for, anyway."

"I wanted to hold you so badly all day..." Len mumbles, looking on the floor while biting his lip. I laugh and join him on the bed. "We should get rid of Teiru."

"I thought you liked him."

"I do," Len says, and I look at him strangely. He wraps his arms around me. "He's actually kind of nice. And fun to sing with. It's just... I like you more," Len mumbles before pulling me closer.

"Well, don't worry. Luka should be here, soon," I reply, trying not to blush.

"That's good," Len says before kissing me, this time gently. He pulls back slowly. "I like you."

"I like you, too."


It's pop quiz time!

Question is... In how many of my stories is Miku the antagonist?

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The answer is none.

I stopped reading Vocaloid fanfics because I got really annoyed that a lot of people in RinxLen stories make Miku the bad guy. Kind of pisses me off, since I actually like her. So, if you are writing, or have written a fanfiction where Miku isn't the antagonist, tell me through PM or Review, and I'll try to read it, as well as leave a review. Okay? Okay.

ABOUT THIS CHAPTER: I was so iffy about it... it was insane and confusing I know. The next one will be better, I promise, but please PM/review if you have got any questions. The ending was lame, too, I know.

So, review please? Oh, and tell me about stories and questions, please.