(*Ninja dives in order to avoid the hail of bullets and knives thrown/shot at me*) Okay, I haven't updated, like, anything in a long time. What's more, I write a oneshot and start a new fic when I clearly shouldn't. Dun hate me. The plot bunnies were overflowing.
Disclaimer: Seriously?
Poop on a poopstick.
Seriously, I don't want to go back to reality. It's so… reality like. You get what I'm saying? I would rather just spend another two months up in the mountains with my boyfriend. Unfortunately, I found myself back in the big city, surrounded by hordes of fans as I tried to make my way to the karaoke bar I was supposed to meet Len and the rest at.
Soon enough, it began to rain and thus the streets began to clear. I was soaked in a matter of minutes, so I decided to not even try to run. Anyways, I like the rain. People always flip when they get wet, but it's not they're made of sugar. A walk in the rain is nice. It clears your mind a little, and you forget about the rat race called life.
So, fifteen minutes later, I find myself at the place where I had come before, during the time when I hated Len. Ah, the memories. I remember we almost kissed, but I was way too Tsundere to admit it. Luka's a bad influence.
"RIN! You're soaked, what the hell," Len says as he gets up. He struggles to get out of his leather jacket, but Luka's too fast.
"Wear my jacket, hunny. You'll get a cold," she says with a smirk as she handed me her cardigan. I take it and quickly put it on, shivering.
"Wear mine, Luka," Gakupo says. She puts it on. Teiru, who I had not noticed before, immediately flips.
"You can't freeze to death! Here, take this," he says, stripping his off.
"TEIRU! YOU'LL CATCH A COLD!" Len exclaims, finally getting out of his leather jacket and then passing it to Teiru, who puts it on.
"So… we all ended up wearing each other's jackets?"
"It appears so."
How stupid could we all be?
"SHIT! IT'S COLD!" Len screams, as he's the only one left with only a shirt. I shake like a dog before taking my seat next to Len. He wraps his arm around me and begins trembling violently.
"GAKUPO!" The door slams open and in comes Gakupo's older sister, Gakuko. "You forgot your phone at my place. Gosh, try to be responsible for once in your life." Behind her, IA, who just appeared, yawns while rubbing her eyes, looking exhausted.
"Onii-chan!" both Gakupo and IA said at the same time. IA collapses into Luka's arms as Gakupo gets up and takes his phone from his sister.
"I'm going to be at my apartment doing homework if you finally decide to dump Luka."
"Why would I -?"
"Whatever."
Gakuko is one of those super-elites who also happens to be what one would call an "Ice-Queen." She approves of no one.
She's about to leave when she catches sight of Teiru. "Who's this chick?"
"Teiru," Gakupo says as he turns his phone on and checks his messages.
They stare at each other.
.
.
.
.
.
And then Gakuko snickers.
"Pathetic. Anyways, bye."
"WHAT?!" comes Len's scream. "COME SAY THAT TO HIS FACE!"
"Idiot. I just did, didn't I?"
They glare at each other.
"Anyways, I have to go, little bro. Try not to die," Gakuko says while waving her hand and spinning around.
"Thanks. Love you too," Gakupo says while Luka glares at him. "What? She's my sister."
"Unforgivable," Len hisses, looking pissed. I roll my eyes and glance at Teiru. He's staring at the door, an odd expression on his face.
"What is it?" I ask him.
"Hm? Oh, nothing. She reminds me of someone I know," Teiru says with a shrug before turning and forcing a smile. "Anyways, who's singing first?"
"Rinny and Lenny, of course," Luka says.
"Wow. Great nicknames. How long did it take you to think of those?" Len says with a smirk.
They don't get along anymore, by the way.
"If I punched you in the face, would you have the answer?"
"Um, no."
"See?"
"What?!"
"Anyways, just stay away from my Rinnykins. Mine," Luka says while wrapping her arms around me.
"Except there's a slight problem…. what was it? Oh, yeah! We love each other!" Len screams while grabbing my hand and magically pulling me out of Luka's embrace. I blush a deep red, but I allow myself to be pulled up. I wonder how he managed to do that, though, being a shota and all. Luka has one hell of a grip on the things she loves.
"Len, I think you should realize that Rin loves me more," Luka says, very serious.
"Luka, think of your poor boyfriend. He's dying from lack of attention," I says as Gakupo withers away, a sad and lonely man.
Luka gasps. "You're… you're choosing him over me?!"
"Uh…."
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!"
"Pay attention to your dying boyfriend. Seriously, I think he's already dead," I say, trying my hardest to calm her down.
"What?!" she snaps and then turns to Gakupo, who lay on the floor. She runs over to him and holds onto his hand as he coughs violently.
"I'm sorry… Luka…."
"No! Gakupo, no!"
"Forget… me…."
"Gakupo?"
"Some… one… else…."
"I can't!"
"..."
"Gakupo?"
"...I'm dead…."
"Gakupo?"
"..."
"GAKUPO?!"
"..."
Luka slaps him.
"WHAT THE HELL, WOMAN? I WAS TRYING TO MAKE IT DRAMATIC AND STUFF! Gosh," Gakupo says with a huff, turning to look the other way while holding onto his cheek.
"WELL I MEAN YOU WERE PRETENDING TO DIE! AND I GOT INTO THE MOMENT… Sorry," Luka says, looking away.
"It's fine," Gakupo says, but Luka shakes her head several times.
"We're going on a date. Now. Bye Rin and Len and Teiru. I'll see you back in your apartment tomorrow morning, Rin." I blush a deep red when I thought about what that meant.
"Wait, does that mean-?" But they're already out of the room. I laugh awkwardly, trying not to panic at what Luka had implied.
"Gakupo, mother told me to tell you that- where is he?" Gakuko asks as she reenters the karaoke room, surprised to see the two of them missing.
"He just left with Luka," Len says as she scowled at him.
"Want to join us for karaoke?" Teiru offers as both Len and I shoot a glare at him.
"What? The nerve of asking such a question to do such a common thing… I have more important things to be doing! Studying and cleaning and -"
Teiru just raises an eyebrow, a smirk planted on his lips.
"Don't look at me like that! I mean it! I have great, important things to be doing, things you wouldn't understand!" His expression doesn't change. "Although… this does seem like fun…. I've never done it before…."
"Then join us."
"You mean 'join me,' Teiru. I was planning on ditching you and taking Rin out on our first night back," Len says as he begins pulling me out the door. "You have to stay 'cause the bill needs to be paid, and we still have the room for the next hour and a half, so… Have fun!"
"Wait Len!" I protest, but it's too late. We're already walking out of the room and back into the rain.
"Okay, I have three options to where we could go. Actually it's more like two, but whatever. Option one is some stupid, fancy restaurant my father booked for us. He said he didn't care if we went or not, but just wanted us to have a good time."
"Ahh," I coo, smirking at him. "By the way, since neither of us have an umbrella, let's just get wet, neh?"
"Oh, that's sexy." I smack him. "Ouch! Okay, option two would be to go do something super cheesy like watching the stars."
"It's raining."
"That's a problem. Fine, option three would be to make it up on the spot. So choose!" Len says.
"We should probably go and eat dinner, since your dad was nice enough to rent the entire place out," I say thoughtfully as I sneeze.
"Maybe we should go inside a store and wait, or something. You're going to get sick," Len says. I love the way that he said "you're" and not "we."
"No, it's fine. We never get to walk the streets together without getting mobbed by fans." Right now, the streets are deserted, so we won't have to go through that trouble. I mean, I love my fans to death, but I also love my personal space. And those two just don't go together.
"Fine. Anyways, we don't have to go to the restaurant. We would wing it. My dad would be cool with that. We already get enough publicity as is."
"You sure?"
"I'm sure."
"Okay, so what are we going to do now?" I ask as Len grabs my hand. And although the rain is cold, I suddenly feel so much warmer.
"I don't know, honestly." We walk aimlessly, with no destination in mind. "You nervous about shooting tomorrow?" Len asks.
"Oh, hell yeah. Kiyoteru wrote such a beautiful script…."
"I even wrote a song about it, it was so beautiful."
I slap him.
I mean, it wasn't hard, but I did! Impulse!
"YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?! AFTER ALL THE SONGS I'VE SHARED WITH YOU?! BOY, YOU BETTER AS HELL SING IT RIGHT NOW!" I scream.
"Ouch! Rin, what the hell?!"
"JUST DO IT, DUMBASS!"
"I'M NOT A DUMBASS! FOR YOUR INFORMATION, MY ASS IS BEAUTIFUL! AND SEXY! AND BEAUTIFULLY SEXY!"
I could only imagine.
"Sing!"
He rolls his eyes. "Fine. I got this from my character's lines, so it's from his view. No laughing. I swear, if you laugh, I will tickle you! Anyways, it's called Prisoner."
Ah, his voice is so beautiful.
The song is good, too. I couldn't believe he actually made it himself. That didn't seem like it could be possible.
"There, I'm done," Len says once he finished, slightly out of breath, probably from the different octaves he reached.
"It was very pretty," I reply, although "pretty" didn't even begin to describe it. "I can't describe it... but it's amazing." He actually blushes and looks the other direction. How cute!
"I wrote one, too, but it's through my character's view."
"Great minds think alike!"
"More like stupid ones," I said, effectively putting down both Len and myself. "It's called Paper Planes."
"Sing it."
"You totally upstaged me. Your song, not to mention voice, is betterer that mine... Betterer... is that a word?"
"I don't think so. Anyways, you flatter me. That's not true."
"I need to change that. It needs to be a word."
"Sing."
"Len Kagamine, I'm not singing."
"Sing!"
"..."
"Rin!"
"..."
"Fine. You've left me no choice," he says before tickling me.
"LEN! STOP IT! NOW!" I scream while laughing hysterically. Trying my hardest to contain it all. It didn't work.
"Sing it!" Len says while smiling at me.
"Never!" I yell before managing to get away. I run for my dear life as Len chases after me. "Stop chasing me!"
"Will you sing your song?"
"N... o!" I pant out. My stamina was obviously terrible because I didn't exercise at all during my months in the mountains.
"Could... we take a break?" Len asks, panting just as hard. I nod my head just as my phone rings. It's an online article that Teto sent me.
Wow.
It contains pictures of both Len tickling and chasing me. That happened two seconds ago, right?
The article that goes along with it is rather short:
Looks like we can rest easy. Rin Kagamine and Len Kagamine seem to be perfectly happy with each other, so it seems like we don't have to worry about any future breakups. To all fangirls: instead of shipping yourself with Len, ship this couple!
"What, people can't ship themselves and me together?! Just look at Teiru!" I say, a little jealous that they implied that all the fans loved Len more than me. Which is probably true, but still... I've got feelings, too!
"What is it?" Len asks, still panting. I show him the article. "Well, at least the public approves of us," Len says. Hadn't thought about that.
"Anyways, how about we go back to my place, get some hot coco and fruit, and then snuggle next to the fire while watching gorey animes?" Len asks.
"Sounds perfect."
"So, Luka," I interrogate as she tries to fall asleep. I refuse to let her sleep, though! She came home at, like, eight in the morning with Gakupo! That means that they spent the night together. "Did you do it?"
"Do what?" Luka asks while putting a pillow over her face, obviously in desperate need to sleep. That just rose my suspicion.
"You know..." I say, and ended with a pelvic thrust.
She bursts out laughing.
"No, we-"
The doorbell suddenly begins ringing quiet violent, along with Len's screams. "RIN! RIN OPEN THE DOOR! RIN! RIIIIN!"
"What is it, shota-boy?" I ask as I opened the door. In his hand is a bag.
I stare.
"What's with the bag..." I ask, feeling a little freaked out.
"Ineedtocrashatyourplacecausemydadisastupidturdcake!" Len wails.
"Slower."
"I need to crash at your place cause my dad is a stupid turdcake. We've already lived together, so it's not a big deal," Len say as he walks into my apartment without an invitation.
"Len you can't suddenly move in with me! Anyways, what did your dad even do?" I ask, my eyes wide. I can't have my boyfriend of one month living with me. No way, unacceptable. Even if he is super hot... and treats me super well...
"He... He said..." Len trails off, and I suddenly feel scared.
"What happened?" I ask seriously. "Is everything alright? What did he say?"
"HE SAID CIEL PHANTOMHIVE IS BETTER THAN ALOIS TRANCY!" Len says before bursting into tears. "My own father... you agree with me, right, Rin? Alois is better, right?"
"Slap yourself."
"NOOOOOOOO! NOT YOU TOO!" Len screamed in despair.
"He's a creep! Who loves spiders! Spiders! Not only that, but his butler is Claude Faustus, not Sebastian Michaelis! Seriously, boy... I wonder what's wrong with you."
"Nothing! Seriously, I like Alois cause he looks like me, with the blonde hair and blue eyes." I stare, but couldn't see it.
"No, I don't think you look alike," I says.
"NOT YOU TOO! Anyways, I'm going to be living here for the next three days."
"Wait, but Luka and Gakupo are already here!" I protest. "I don't have enough room since Luka is taking the guest bedroom and Gakupo's on the couch."
"It's simple, isn't it?" Len says with a mischievous grin. "We can just share a room."
If you don't know who Ciel Phantomhive, Alois Trancy, Claude Faustus, and Sebastian Michaelis are... you seriously do need to slap yourself. They're from Kuroshitsuji, also known as Black Butler (although Alois and Claude only appear in Black Butler II). Also, read the manga. Don't watch it. The manga is A BILLION times better. And btw, CIEL IS BETTER!
I leave the last part (sharing a room) up to your imaginations. Have fun!
REVIEWS! Seriously, those would be lovely.
OH! AND THANKS TO MIZUNEMINAMIKI! She's beautiful... and my beta... and you should read her stories :D