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To get back at me for pushing him into the water and staring a water fight, which I had done to pay him back for getting me drunk and giving a rapid porcupine for a headache, which he had done to get back at for pretending to crush his biggest competitor in the looks compartment (but not the brains) which I had done to get revenge on him for rescuing me at the lake, snogging the living daylights out of me, then stopping snogging the living daylights out of me, then seeing me so completely soaked that I was sure he could see me bra through my shirt, then following me back to the common room, then giving me his jacket (which I still had), then mortifying me by accidentally letting me find out that he stole my pictures, then humiliating me even more by saying he could be like the picture, then not fighting me back, then falling over so I fell on top of him, then letting the whole common room see that I was lying on top of him, then giving me a detention from Minnie when she caught from all the noise we, okay, I, was making, which made us work together in potions where he did his silver eyes thing which meant I gave into him and let him do the potion of his choice, in which he was inattentive that he only BLEW THE WHOLE FREAKIN THING UP!

And got us stuck together.

So you see, his crimes far outstretch my own so I think I was ok having a little bit of revenge.

So, to get back at me for pretty much all the above (he still thinks it's all my fault at the lake when I kneed him) he decided to go for the most embarrassing thing he could of thought of.

"What sort of music do you like?"

"Huh?" We were in History of Magic, I had thought that Sirius was asleep until he started talking.

He peered over my shoulder at the drawing of the Forbidden Forest I could just see out of the window I was sat next to and nodded his approval.

"So what music do you like?"

"Erm, I don't know really, anything with guitars and drums that you can dance to really."

"Okay, so what music do you hate?"

"What is this? The Spanish inquisition?"

"Just curiosity."

"Love songs."

"Huh?"

"I hate love songs."

"Why?"

"I dunno, they're like, so fake or something. All crooning and bull, they never say what they really mean."

"It's not always easy to say what you really mean."

Sheesh , when did Sirius get all kung fu wisdom.

"How would you know? You've never been in love. Girls just throw themselves at you"

"Not my fault that I'm sex on legs."

I rolled my eyes and carried on drawing. When I looked back at him he was asleep.

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"I'm starving!"

"You're always starving."

"This is different."

"Really?" I muttered dryly as we walked towards the great hall for dinner.

"I only had 4 pieces of toast and scrambled egg for breakfast this morning."

"Only? I had an apple and a cup of coffee. Well more like 3 really."

"You're insane! How can you live on that amount of food?"

"Quite easily."

I sat down and grabbed a slice of quiche, then watched agog as he loaded his plate with steak and kidney pie and mashed potato.

"You could feed an army on that lot."

"bumfdeniwudtgetaetit."

"Excuse me?"

He swallowed and repeated, "But then I wouldn't get to eat it," Before stuffing in another huge bite.

"I liked you better with your mouth full."

James strolled in at that point and sat down opposite us.

"It's all ready..." He trailed off and his face got that goofy look most people associate with new born puppies. I looked up to see Lily walking in with Alice and Frank who were holding hands.

I waved to her and she walked over, sitting down on my Sirius free side.

"Ahgh." That was James.

"I'm just grabbing a snack before my potions tutor sessions start." Lily told me as she grabbed a sandwich and a apple and bolted them down.

"Serves you right for bribing him." I quipped and we both started laughing. Less than 5 minutes later she got up with a sigh and grabbed her bag, heading for the door.

James's face began to regain its normal colour.

"I have to admit it Prongs, you've got taste. That is one sexy babe!"

"When you've both put your eyes back in, " I snapped, "You can tell me what's ready?"

"Huh?"

"Potter just walked up to you and said something's ready and I want to know if it's illegal or involves me."

"It's not illegal, but it does involve you."

"Great, fantastic. That's probably worse than it being illegal."

"Probably." Sirius agreed, before standing up, and yanking me to my feet.

He nodded to James. "Hit it!"

"Don't you dare Sirius Orion Black. DON'T YOU DARE!" Too late.

He was singing.

"You'd think that people would have had enough of silly love songs."

You're damn right

"But I look around me and I see it isn't so."

What the hell are you looking at?

"Some people wanna fill the world with silly love songs."

Yeah, including you

"And what's wrong with that?"

Quite a lot

"I'd like to know, 'cause here I go again"

I wish you would go again, preferably off a cliff

"I love you, I love you,"

No you Don't!

"I love you, I love you,"

You still don't

"I can't explain the feeling's plain to me, say can't you see? "

Erm, nope

"Ah, she gave me more, she gave it all to me"

NO I FREAKIN' WELL DIDN'T!

"Now can't you see,"

I'd rather be blind than have to watch this.

"What's wrong with that"

EVERYTHING!

"I need to know, 'cause here I go again"

Off a cliff and into the waiting jaws of the Giant Squid

"I love you, I love you"

We've been through this before!

"Love doesn't come in a minute,"

And neither does a smack in the face, that only take twenty seconds

"Sometimes it doesn't come at all"

I damn well hope you're right

"I only know that when I'm in it"

I am DYING!

"It isn't silly, no, it isn't silly, love isn't silly at all."

Pease KILL ME NOW!

"How can I tell you about my loved one?
How can I tell you about my loved one? "

Let it end please

"How can I tell you about my loved one?
(I love you)
How can I tell you about my loved one?
(I love you)"

I was so red I looked like a radish with sunburn.

He finished with a flourish and seized my hands, spinning me round.

"And that," He announced, his voice still magically magnified. "Is a cheesy love song."

I tried to pull away from but he pulled me closer and muttered, "Quietus."

"Point to me I think darling."

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