Author's note is at the end because I'm sure you'll just skip it if it's at the front.
Disclaimer (FOR THE LAST TIME!): (*sniff*) Vocaloid isn't mind. It never has been, and probably never will.
"It's great," Kiyo says, smiling at both Len and I as we finish the scene. "Much more than I could have imagined. You're both so… fantastic," he finishes. Len and I grin and then slap a high five.
"Last scene of the number one hit… WE'RE DONE!" Len screams while picking me up. I laugh and give him a kiss on the check.
"I should send all of my actors and actresses up into the mountains. You were fantastic," Kiyoteru compliments.
It's true. I don't try to sound narcissistic, but it is. Len and I… our movements melted together, as actions together as one. I don't know how, but it was like we connected while we acted together. True bliss.
"Rin! Len!" Teiru calls from the sides. In his hand is a bouquet of flowers, and, more surprisingly, next to him is Gakuko, Gakupo's older sister. Teiru attempts to hug us, so Len sets me down. "Fantastic. I couldn't take my eyes off of you, Rin. These are for you."
"Where are my flowers?!" Len cries out. I smack Len, accept the flowers, and then give Teiru a kiss on the cheek.
"Thanks, Teiru."
"No problem."
"MY FLOWERS!"
"You were… decent," Gakuko says, which is high praise from her.
"WHY DIDN'T I GET ANY FLOWERS?"
"RIN! YOU BEAUTIFUL, SEXY CREATURE!" Luka says, grabbing me from behind and then lifting me up. "AMAZING! YOU WERE AMAZING!"
I giggle and say, "Thanks Luka. I'm glad you liked it."
"I like you, Rin," she says all of a sudden, very serious.
"Are you confessing to me? Luka, you have a boyfriend who's right behind you," I say, a little freaked out.
"'Sup," Gakupo says.
"'Sup."
"Anyways, more importantly, I'm giving up," Luka says with a small sniff.
"Who are you and what have you done with my best friend?" I ask while trying to see if she's been secretly replaced by a robot.
She ignores me, however, and turns to Len. "Kagamine. Take care of my best friend, will ya?"
Like a father giving her daughter away.
"I will. I promise."
I smile at them and then give Luka a hug. It's nice to see the two of them being nice to each other. To think that Len once had a crush on Luka….
"You'll be fine?" She asks me.
"I will."
"Call me to beat him up if he's being an asshole."
"I'll call you to beat him up anyways."
"Really?"
"Really."
"...You're a good sister," she whispers. I close my eyes to hold back a few tears, but they slip out anyways, even though I'm smiling.
"For allowing you to beat up my boyfriend?"
"Yup."
"...You are, too."
"Calling all actors and guests off the set," a person announces on the intercom. I slip out of Luka's arms, smile at her, and then hold onto Len's hand.
"They're right. You did do great," Len says quietly to me.
"I think you were better," I say after thinking about it. "You're part would be so difficult to play."
"No."
"Yes."
"You were better, Rin."
"No, I wasn't."
"Yes, YOU WERE!"
"Are we really going to fight about this?"
"YOU'RE SO STUPID!"
"ASSHOLE! I WAS GIVING YOU A FREAKING COMPLIMENT!"
"YEAH, WELL, I TRIED TO GIVE YOU A COMPLIMENT BEFORE YOUR TRIED TO TAKE THAT COMPLIMENT AND TURN IT AGAINST ME!"
"TURN IT AGAINST YOU? I WAS JUST SAYING SOMETHING I BELIEVED TO BE TRUE, IDIOT!"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"We're never going to change, are we?" I ask with a loud laugh.
He gives me a long kiss, the kind that makes your knees shake and have the world around you melt away. "I hope not."
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"And that's how Mommy and Daddy fell in love for the first time," the mother of three said while stroking her youngest daughters hair.
"It's so romantic!" Her younger daughter says. She's only five, so she gives out the pure, innocent kind of vibe. Blonde hair from her mother, brown eye's from her father's mother.
"It's so gross!" The middle child, this one a seven-year-old boy says. "Ninja's are cool. Romance is gross. Girls are gross! They've got cooties!"
"Cooties aren't real," the oldest at ten says. "You're just a baby."
"I'm not a baby! You're a baby! And a girl, so that makes it even worse."
"Both of you cut it out," their father says sharply, and both children fall silent. The kids in the Kagamine household are loved dearly, but they also know they have to listen to their parents or else there will be consequences.
"What? According to your story you and dad fought a lot. Why can't Onee-chan and I?" The boy asks in a curt voice.
"Yes, honey, but Len and I got over it, didn't we?" The mother says sweetly.
The five of them sit by the fire of a rather large house, the girl leaning against her mother, the two other children holding onto their dog. Their father sits next to their mother, their hands clasped together.
"How did Daddy propose?" the youngest asks.
"Oh, he did terribly," The children's mother says. "After a week of running around and trying to find the right moment, he suddenly blurted it out- while I was taking the trash out, no less."
"Ewww! Why would you marry him?"
"I wonder," her mother says.
"Rin!"
"Fine, fine. It's cause I love him, happy?"
"Ewww!"
"Cooties!"
"Be mature, you guys. You have to use words like 'nasty' or 'gross.'"
"Gross!"
"Nasty!"
"See? Much more effective."
The two parents just stared at their children for a couple of seconds before bursting out in laughter, much to the children's confusion.
"Why are you laughing?"
"Mommy! Daddy! You're so mean!"
"COOTIES!"
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"They're a handful, aren't they?" Len asks his wife. She lets out a loud laugh.
"After being raised so close to Luka? I would be afraid if they weren't." The doorbell rings at that precise moment. "Speak of the devil," Rin says while getting up. There at the door stands former idol Luka, known to the world as Luka Megurine, known to her close friends as Luka Kamui.
"Rin! HELP! I DON'T GET CHILDREN!" Luka screams while handing her the little girl she's holding in her hands. Rin laughs and accepts the child.
"Where's her twin sister? You didn't do anything to her, did you?" Rin asks in a worried voice, knowing that Luka can be quite rash at times.
"Relax, I'm not that bad of a mother. She's in the car with her father." Rin just raised an eyebrow. "Okay, maybe I am a bad mother. After all I wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the two if it wasn't for their eyes." The older twin was standard, per say- purple hair, blue eyes, a cute baby face. However, the younger twin had a slight difference- still the purple hair, but one eye was blue, the other purple. She has Heterochromia Iridis.
"You're not that bad. My mother couldn't tell myself and Rinto apart, despite the age gap and gender difference." Luka winced slightly while Rin nodded her head several times, a "I'm-totally-not-pissed-off-yet-secretly-am" smile planted on her face.
"I've got the other baby," Gakupo Kamui, a famous music producer, yells from his car. "I'm now approaching the house… approaching the house… working it… almost there… SHIT! SHIT, LUKA I NEED YOUR HELP! LUKAAAAAA!"
Eyes wide, the two lovely ladies ran outside, only to see the purple haired man sitting of the floor as his child tried to grab onto the tail of a cat. Both were unharmed, although it seemed like Luka would snap at any moment and violently attack him (although, knowing Gakupo, he would probably like that).
"You're such a turd," Luka says, sticking her tongue out.
"And you're a grown woman, so stop using words like 'turd,'" Len says as he walks out of his house, his youngest daughter in his arms.
"Oh, she's so cute! She looks exactly like you!" Luka squeals while racing to the child.
"You mean she looks like us, right? Since, you know, Rin and I are practically the gender bends of each other," Len asks.
"Nope. Rin's this beautiful beauty while you're just… meh."
"MEH?! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I WAS VOTED AS JAPAN'S NUMBER ONE SEXIEST MALE!"
"Reallllly?"
"Well… no… it happened in a dream, and IT SHOULD HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE!" Of course Rin has to secretly agree, although she would never say that.
"Whatever. Oh, it's the two older one's!" Luka says while crouching down.
"Hello Luka-sama," the eldest says.
"I LIKE THIS ONE!"
However the little boy hides behind his mother, mumbling something about "cooties." "Gomen, Luka," Rin says while lifting the little boy up. He presses his face into his mother's neck, blushing furiously. "He's sorta a mama's boy."
"No kidding about that," Len says. "Watch." He leans in close, as if to give Rin a kiss on the check, but is quickly slapped away by the little boy.
"That's… scary."
"Uh-huh."
"I understand how you feel, bro," Luka says. "The girls adore Gakupo, and he adores them, so I'm all attention deprived." She moves into a corner of sadness and sobs quietly. One of the girls- the one with the two different eyes- crawls over to her mother and quietly holds onto her mother's side. "AWW! Baby, don't worry I'm all good." As soon as she says that, the girl turns back to her father. "NOO! I'M NOT OKAY! COME BACK, HUNNY!"
"It's payback for all those years you spent with Rin instead of Gakupo," Len says while childishly sticking his tongue out.
"Screw you, you little-"
"Children. Luka, if you dirty my children's mouths, I will kill you," Rin says, but the damage is done. The youngest runs around, happily singing "Screw you! Screw you! Screw you!"
"Arg, Luka, I can't believe you," Gakupo says while crouching down and trying to undo the damage. In a matter of seconds he's mobbed by both couple's children (besides the Kagamine's little boy, who refuses to leave his mother).
"It's like a harem," Len says in amazement.
"That's makes Gakupo a Pedo."
"Oh."
An awkward silence follows.
"Let's go inside, shall we?" Luka offers, and the other two standing adults agree.
"I'm glad things haven't changed," Len says while pulling his wife back for a kiss.
"I am, too," she murmurs against his lips.
"EW!"
"COOTIES!"
"GROSS!"
"OH, JUST COVER YOUR EYES!"
Sorry if you think the ending is shitty. I seriously suck at beginnings, endings, titles, and summaries. Oh, and not being a lazy bum.
Thanks for sticking with me to the very end, be it you started in the middle or from the very beginning. I never imagined that this fanfiction would do so well, so I think my readers. You're all very dear to me.
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