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I woke up the next morning with my left side pressed up against something warm and comfortable and the other lying on something hard lumpy and above all, freezing. I cracked one eye and saw something blue dancing around in front of me. I shut the eye. I didn't need to see a semi naked Peter dancing around in the snow, last time was bad enough (don't ask).

Then I remembered where I was and sat up so hard I cracked my head on an overhanging tree branch that had obviously been put there so I could give myself a serious brain injury. This is definitely NOT how Christmas morning is supposed to work.

"Oi! Get up, it's Christmas!" I poked Sirius, the warm and comfortable something I'd been lying against, in the stomach and conjured a small glass vial which I scooped the blue dancing flames, that was not a freezing semi-naked Peter doing the jitterbug in the snow, (Phew!) into.

Sirius cracked an eye, moaned in pain then closed it again. Though the moan of pain may have been due to the fact that I had poked him in the eye at the exact same time.

"You are lethal, you know that. Every time I ever see you I get hurt! You knee me, you poke me, you punch me. What have I done to deserve such a violent girlfriend."

"Get me stuck to you because you didn't read the potions ingredients properly."

"That'll do it every time." He rolled onto his stomach and crawled into a kneeling position, massaging his stiff back in the manner a ninety year old Muggle might. I rolled my eyes, what a drama queen.

"Degrumor" I brandished my wand at him and there was a sickening snap. He screamed and leapt to his feet.

"I rest my case. I. Get. Hurt!"

"Oh stop moaning, I got rid of the stiff back for you didn't I?"

He just looked at me.

I don't know why I bother sometimes.

I really don't.

He just looked at me some more then grinned evilly. "You're gonna have to go back on the bike to get back up to Gryffindor Tower." He then proceeded to laugh at me uproariously and most unfeelingly. I HATE heights.

"I'm going via the stairs"

He yanked the bike up and swung a leg over, revving up the engine.

"It amazes me how you didn't wake anyone up with that thing last night. It's loud enough to be heard from the other side of Hogsmede."

"Silencing Charm."

"Oh...I'm still going by stairs!" I warned, turning towards the Entrance Hall at the other end of the grounds. Then stopped and swung round.

"Where do you keep it?"

He smirked, like usual, "Room of Requirements ."

"What?"

"The place where we played Truth or Dare."

"You mean the place where you blackmailed me into playing strip Truth or Dare and succeeded in getting me so drunk you had to carry me back to Gryffindor Tower in my UNDERWEAR!"

He winced. "Do you have to keep going on about that?"

"Yes"

"Fair enough. I would too."

"So what 's the Room of Requirements?"

"It's also known as the Come and Go room."

"You delight in speaking in riddles don't you?"

"Yep, it annoys you which is always a bonus."

"Oh Shut up and speak English!"

"To hear is to obey. In English then. The Room of Requirements is anything you need it to be. You just have to ask. I've been storing my motorbike in a workshop in there all year, fixing it so it'll fly."

"And why would you want it to fly?"

"It's a talking point isn't it?"

He gunned the engine and rose into the air. I set off towards the castle. Two seconds later I was flying through the air.

"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU I WASN'T GOING BACK ON THAT THING!"

"You love it really."

I didn't answer that because I was too busy keeping my eyes firmly closed and my stomach out of my throat.

When we finally got to my window I collapsed through it clinging to my bed post.

"You are never..." I gasped out, still clinging to my bedpost, "getting my on that ruddy thing ever ever, EVER again!"

"Whoa, Déjà Vu, now where have I hear that before?"

"You do know I hate you don't you!"

"You love me really."

"Am I mad?"

He reached through the window and placed a hand on my forehead. "I'm afraid you are, insane, bonkers, round the twist. But I'll tell you something...All the best people are."

"Merry Christmas Sirius."

"Merry Christmas Twinkle."

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