Esme's POV

I couldn't actually believe it. They had actually signed us up for that show, out of all of the things they could have done, this was one Carlisle and I were not expecting. I mean come on... honestly the immaturity of them sometimes...

"Don't worry about this Esme, Alice has ensured that everything will work out. The weather will be suitable for you, where you're going,"

"Edward..." I began.

"Listen, we have come across as being spoilt brats, and we have all agreed that we aren't going to show our relationships to the whole world or the new mother. Alice and Rose are going to share a room, and so are Bella and Nessie. Emmett and Jasper will share a room, and I will share with Jacob."

"Why do I have to share with you?" Jacob complained.

"Well it's either you share with me, or you can keep out of the house altogether."

"Fine." Jacob grumbled.

Alice chimed in "They will be picking you up tomorrow, so we are going to move out stuff around, and buy some new things for our rooms."

"Okay." I replied.

Carlisle finally asked "How are you going to come across as spoilt brats?"

"Well we are going to say that you and Esme allow us to do whatever we want. We can stay up as late as we want as well..."

Everyone laughed, including me and Carlisle.

"...obviously us girls love to shop so were going to show the new mom that we spend thousands on clothing a day, and the boys are going to fight a lot, and get away with it." Alice said.

"What am I going to write in the manual that I have to do?"

"Don't worry mom, we've taken care of it." Edward said.

The rest of the night was spent in chaos. Rose and Alice had finally decided that they were going to stay in Alice's room, after a few threats to Emmett and Jasper. Bella moved into Nessie's room but asked if it was okay to change her half of the room, so it would look like she had been in their the whole time, I agreed. Jasper moved his stuff into Rose's room.

Alice had bought Jacob a whole new wardrobe of clothing, shoes and accessories, as well as a bunch of car magazines and posters, which Edward put up for him. All of the double beds were moved down to the basement, were they would be kept for the next few weeks.

Edward and Jacob had decided to get a bunk bed, Jacob got a green bed set for himself, and Edward got blue. Their room actually looked like they had been sharing the whole time.

All of the girls got separate single beds; they put them in two corners of the room. They had their names professional done on a plaques and put them above their beds. They split their walk in wardrobes up as well, and had other bits of furniture all around their rooms.

Emmett and Jasper also decided to get two single beds, but they lined their up against one wall, and gave themselves a two meter distance, as well as two bedside tables with alarm clocks, between them.

After they had finished we decided to go out for a hunt as a family before I went. Jacob stayed in the house to look after Nessie who was fast asleep, by the time we came back Jacob was fast asleep of the floor outside her room.

Carlisle POV

Hate to admit it, but they were really committed to making us look as much as a normal family as possible, and that's saying something.

Edward starts to chuckle.

Haha... get out of my head

It took them all of one and a half days to make the house look as though they were regular teenagers, who don't put up a fight of who they have to room with, and some of the stuff that was bought just to ensure that they looked like they were spoilt brats... well, honestly I think this will just be an interesting experience for the family, and as for the other family, well it cant harm just to help them out, can it?

They worked surprisingly fast to get things into places, even painting walls, and decorating rooms, Esme spent the better part of the day just thoroughly cleaning each part of the house, and adding flowers and show pieces around, just to emphasise the fact that we have 'money' oh God please be gentle upon thy soul, and maybe make sure my children don't torment this woman too much.

"No promises Carlisle," Edward mutters

Seriously get out of my head, cant I just have 5 minutes to myself

"No you cant," he chuckles

Go help Jacob settle in your room, and don't forgot your teddies whilst you are at it, Esme went to a lot of trouble to get you those

"I almost forgot about that, I'll give a proud place on my bed, just for you Dad," Edward laughs before running upstairs.

I have to shake my head at that. Esme had actually gone out and bought them teddies, teenage boys and teddies don't match, but then Alice jumped in and shared something with Edward, and now its the best idea ever, I don't actually believe he'll have them in his room, I mean... really?

Oh yeah he's placing them up in the attic amongst Nessie's old stuffed toys, wonder why he's done that? Never mind, back to the task in hand...

Funniest part of the day was watching Alice and Rosalie give Emmett and Jasper the worst talking down to in their lives, essentially if they ruin the room they are going to be sleeping in then payback for trashing said room will be the worst once all is said an done, I don't think they'll be ruining that room for a while, don't know what it was they threatened them with, oh well.