Alice POV

"I have the perfect idea of how we can introduce our-selves to our new mom." I told the others.

We were sat in the local cafe, waiting until we were told that we could head back home. Carlisle had bumped into a friend of his from the hospital so they were talking, as for us we were gathered around a big table whispering.

"Nice plan." Edward said.

I stuck my tongue out at him, and proceeded to tell the others of how we were going to introduce our-selves.

When we got told we could head home, we piled into three cars. Carlisle was driving his own, and the rest of us split into two groups. I was in the car with Edward, Emmett and Bella. The others were in Rosalie's car. Essentially we were with the person who we would create trouble with, looking forward to this.

As we pulled up Jasper and Rose started to argue, their part of the plan was that Jazz was going to end up picking her up and hanging her upside down until she would apologize, but since she won't be apologizing, he would end up dragging her inside. Bella and Emmett got out of our car and Emmett 'snuck' up behind Bella, and threw her over his shoulder.

"Emmett!" Bella Yelled

"Ain't gonna put you down, not until you say it," Emmett fake growled

"Never," Bella retaliated.

"Emmett, put Bella down." Edward said. "Jacob what are you doing to my little sister."

"Shut up Eddie, I can fight my own battles." Nessie replied.

Her part in this was to punch Jacob then he would grab her from behind, pick her up, whilst she 'tries' to break free, but he just walked inside the house. Jacob was only too happy to prevent her from attempting to hit him, as always he worried she'd hurt herself.

"Ness, don't talk like..."

I cut Edward off by jumping onto his back. Well at first I had to sneak up to him, then jump up then use his neck to pull myself up, damn tall people, but true to his form he allowed me.

"HERE COMES PIXIE'S ATTACK" I yelled

Edward pretended that he was trying to get me off his back, and not doing a very good job at that, and laughing at me for my stupidity. He just breezily walked inside not even bothering about the additional weight on his back.

Look at her face I silently whispered to Edward.

Carlisle just shook his head as he entered the living room and saw what we were doing, making no actual attempt to separate us, clearly he'd caught on to what we were doing.

"Children." He said. "We have a visitor; boys please put your sisters down."

"Nessie hit me, that's why I'm teaching her a lesson." Jacob complained. "You always said it wasn't nice to hit others, and since I cant retaliate back the best I can do is to stop her at all costs,"

"Alice jumped onto my back, and she won't get off." Edward said. "I was trying to prevent everything from happening outside, Alice get off me,2

"Rose accused me of taking her mobile, so I'm not letting her go until she apologizes" Jasper commented. "I'd bet she's lost it again, or even better she has it but wants to pick a fight with me for no reasons, still not gonna let go till she says she's sorry though,"

"Never!" was Rose's reply.

"Emmett, why have you got hold of Bella?" Carlisle asked in a tired voice.

Everyone paused when we hear someone mumble under their breath 'spoilt brats'

"She said she would whip my ass of a certain game, and that I played like a girl."

"I did not Emmett; I said that even Nessie could beat you, no offence Ness." Bella said. "And you said that the only reason I was that good was because I play like a guy, which essentially means that your saying I'm not a girl,"

"For the last time, boys put your sisters down and please line up in a straight line please. You have 10 seconds."

We all complied immediately/.

"Sorry about that, I'm Carlisle Cullen." He offered the women his hand.

"Sarah Thompson." Was all the strange woman replied.

"Kids, please introduce yourself."

"Hi I'm Rosalie; this is my twin brother Jasper."

"Rose, I can introduce my-self you know."

"I know you can, but I prefer to introduce us both, your not gonna argue with you little sis now, are you?"

With that Jasper kept quiet, but he gave Rosalie a little smile and a little laugh at her pouted face.

Edward was next "My name is Edward, and this is my little sister Renesmee."

"But I prefer being called Nessie; you won't get a reply if you call me Renesmee." Nessie said.

"I'm Isabella, but I prefer to be called Bella."

"Names Emmett, and I'm the tormentor of this lot," Emmett laughed

"Emmett!" all the girls shrieked, before hitting him, and he doubling over in pain.

"Hi, I'm Jacob, you can't call me Jake unless I say so, isn't that right guys?"

Everyone laughed at Jacobs comment.

"Last but certainly not least, I'm Alice."

"Boy's, can you get Sarah's bags for her and take them to the guest bedroom please, actually Jasper and Emmett, you two get the bags, Jacob and Edward can you set up the room please."

With that the boys gave Carlisle and salute and went off to the jobs they had been assigned.

Sarah's POV

"Boy's, can you get Sarah's bags for her and take them to the guest bedroom please, actually Jasper and Emmett, you two get the bags, Jacob and Edward can you set up the room please." Carlisle had asked.

The boys actually saluted Carlisle before they went off to do the job that Carlisle told them to do. All I could think was what on earth is wrong with them?

I went outside and was about to apologize for my bags being heavy, but the boys grabbed the handles, picked them up, walked up the stairs with them at ease. They took them directly to the guest bedroom where the other two boys had almost finished setting up the room.

"You two are slow coaches you know that, I could do that 10 times quicker with my eyes closed." Emmett said.

"Me too." Jasper said.

"Alright it's on, were going to have a competition later on then." Edward said.

As soon as they finished they ran out of the room, and shouted downstairs to the girls about their plans.