Yep, sorry this is such a short-y but the next chapter should be longer

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Sirius's mouth dropped open. "James?" He bellowed. At the exact same as I squeaked "L-L-Lily?"

Lily hastily began to button up her shirt. James just stared at us.

"Shit."

"Shit's about right." Sirius agreed, "Since when were you lip-locking with Lily Evans? She hates you."

"I think the fact that she was lip-locking him proves otherwise." I piped up helpfully. Then turned on my best friend.

"What are you doing? You Hate James! Hate with a capital 'H!' What are you doing making out with him?"

"I don't hate him, with a capital 'H' or without. I wouldn't be making out with him if I did."

"Oh excuse me, listen and I quote: "I Hate that bloody James Potter, he's such an egotistical arrogant and censored, Censored, CENSORED!"

"You said that." James looked hurt.

"I had a front to keep up." She retorted.

"B-b-b-but-but-but-" I stammered, but she cut me off.

"Any more buts and I'll transfigure you into a goat. You hated Sirius and that didn't stop you getting to second base with him on your first make out session!"

"FOR THE LOVE OF MERLIN, WE DID NOT GET TO SECOND BASE THE FIRST TIME WE MADE OUT!"

Sirius's head was snapping backwards and forward between Lily and I like he was watching a tennis match.

"She's right you know," He remarked to James who was trying to de-steam his glasses and pull his shirt on at the same time. His hair was even messier than normal.

"Right about what?" James didn't really seem to be following the conversation.

"We didn't make it to second base until the second time we made out."

I rounded on him.

"SIRIUS!"

"Just joking!"

"I don't get what the fuss is about anyway, you've wanted us to get together for ages. That's why you started that ridiculous Operation G.L.A.J.T.A.T.L.E.O.A.G.S.S- to get us together."

"First, how do you know about that?" I demanded. "And second, how in the name of Merlin's most saggy Y-fronts can you remember all those letters?"

"I'm head girl, I know everything. And I'm not the smartest girl in the school for nothing."

"Most modest too." Sirius quipped.

Lily and I turned on him.

"Shut up! Can't you see we're trying to have an argument here?"

"So it would seem."

"OH...Bah!" I snapped, unable to come up with a suitably cutting come-back.

"Bah?" He echoed.

"Bah?" Lily and James asked.

"Yes BAH!" I said, uttered, screeched.

Lily and James stared at me speechlessly. I stared back at them speechlessly.

Sirius turned to Lily and slapped her on the back: "You've done, you've done something more extraordinary than playing chess with the giant squid" ( Messers Moony would here like to point out that the Giant Squid is very good at wizard chess but not good enough to beat Remus) "You have Silenced..." He paused for dramatic effect. "...The Un-Silencable!"

"Hey!"

"Firstly, " Lily raised her eyebrows, "Why have you capitalised Silenced and 'Un-Silencable' and secondly is that even a word?"

"Hey?"

"No you dim-witted moron! Un-Silencable!"

"Yes."

"I beg to differ!"

"Go on then. You'll never outwit the Padfoot."

"Sirius, why are you talking about yourself in third person again?" I asked, "Remember what happened last time."

He dropped to his knees, his face contorted with panic." NOO! PLEASE NO! NOT THE PILLOW OF DOOM! ANYTHING BUT THAT, PLEASE, PLEASE I BEG OF YOU!"

"The pillow of doom?" Lily looked sceptical.

I smiled evilly, "Works every time."

Internally, I couldn't believe it.

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