Alright. After a lackluster Wrestlemania and an AMAZING Monday Night RAW (thank you European Fans! You're the best fans any sport could ever have!), here's another chapter of AWF!
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
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(10th May 2012)
Now get the guns, the drugs, From my generation. I'll take the fall…
Come on, come on, come on. Let's get it on!
Let's get it on…
Let's get it on…
Forget the lies, the money, we're in this together.
And through it all, they said nothing's forever.
And they refuse to see the change in me,
Why won't they wake up?
(Across The Nation by Union Underground continues as fireworks goes off on the Titantron and pyros goes off on the stage before the camera circles around the arena)
"Welcome everyone to another episode of AWF! We're your hosts the Accel Online Commentators Klein and Taku!" Klein introduced.
"We live in Denver, Colorado, and tonight, we're taking a break from Supershows and we're back to our own business!" Taku continued.
"You said it dude! Tonight's Main Event, Rookie Revolution's Shinji Ikari will defend his No.1 Contendership against Sawada Tsunayoshi. Winner goes to First Road to take on Simon for the AWF Title!" Klein announced.
"The following in an Extreme Rules Match set for one fall and it is for the AWF Extreme Championship!" Yui announced as the crowd cheers.
(Basic Thuganomics by John Cena Plays)
"Introducing first, he is the current AWF Extreme Champion, Masaru Daimon!" Yui announced as the crowd boos.
"Last week, Masaru not only defeated one man, but also two in two Supershows. First Mr Krabs from WWT and then Kurou Daijuuji from XFWA." Taku explained.
"Eversince winning the belt, Masaru is on an unstopable roll! Let's see who's going to step up as Masaru's opponent tonight." Klein continued as Masaru grabs a mic.
"Surprised that I'm still holding the belt? Damn right you should! I did something that Renton Thurston couldn't ever do and that is retaining this title for 4 weeks in a row! And we haven't reached an AWF-only PPV yet! That right there is a living proof that I'm not scared of anyone and I will never run away from anybody. Be it a guy from UWE or a guy from HWA, I don't care! I'll kick their asses and retain this belt! Now bring out my…"
(How Do You Like Me Now by Jim Johnston Plays)
"We forgot that we have another Takeru and Hikari, and they are from the obsecure This Ugly Yet Beautiful World!" Klein reacted to Takeru Takemoto, accompanied by Hikari Hoshino, appearing on the stage, interupting Masaru.
"You know, I'm amused at your achivement for being able to defend your title for 4 weeks in a row. And not just any title, but a title that has to be defended 24/7 of all things! And since it's a long time I haven't appear on this show and of course ends up missing Anime Mania's Brawl for All thingy for that title, I'm back and I'm going to try and take that title away from you. What do you say Masaru? Do you want to 'Bring It'?" Takeru asked.
"Unlike some dude who 'Bring It' via satelite… I'll 'Bring It' here tonight!" Masaru answered before leaving the ring as he and Takeru charges towards each other.
"And here we go, Extreme title on the line! Can this kid from TUYBW end Masaru's reign?" Klein announced.
(Bell Rings)
Takeru knocks Masaru down with a Lou Thesz Press before slamming Masaru's head onto the enterance ramp several times. He then picks Masaru up and sets for a SUplex onto the ramp, but Masaru punches Takeru to the ribs several times until Masaru were able to Suplex Takeru crashing onto the ramp. He then took out a long chain from him pocket before whipping Takeru's back with it. He then equips his fist with the chain before setting up for a Chain-Equiped Haymaker. As Takeru gets up and turns around, Masaru goes for it. But Takeru manages to lift Masaru up and plants him down onto the ramp with a Samoan Driver.
"Avoided the chains before planting him with a Samoan Driver! What a move there by Takeru!" Klein observed.
"Quick! Grab a Kendo Stick!" Takeru ordered to Hikari as she heads to the ring and picks up a Kendo Stick from under the ring. She then throws the stick onto Takeru as Takeru catches it. Once Masaru gets up using the barricade and before he could even turn around, Takeru bashes his back with the Kendo Stick several times before asking a Singapore Cane from Hikari. After picking up the Cane from under the ring, Hikari throws it onto Takeru as Takeru catches it and uses it to whip Masaru's back multiple times.
"Shades of ECW when Dreamer gets himself whipped by Sandman multiple times with the Cane!" Taku exclaimed.
"I wonder if Masaru's going to say 'Thank You Sir, May I Have Another'?" Klein wondered.
Takeru picks Masaru up and carries him towards the ring before going to slam his face onto the ring apron. Masaru however manages to Elbow Tackle Takeru to the gut before slamming his face onto the ring apron instead. As Takeru went towards the steel steps to recover himself, Masaru picks up a Steel Chair from under the ring and as Takeru turns around, Masaru throws the chair onto his face! With Takeru lying on the steel steps on a crawling position, Masaru proceeds to wreck his back with multiple chair shots!
"I guarantee ya! That chair is more cold hearted than a Kendo Stick and a Singapore Cane combined!" Klein reacted.
"And now Hikari's injecting herself into the match! This is not going to be pretty…" Taku observed as Masaru frightenly stares at Hikari who had just grabbed his chair. She then throws the chair onto Masaru, but Masaru easily punches it away before grabbing Hikari's arm.
"Don't do that Masaru! If there's anything that could piss off any character named Takeru, that thing is seeing their girlfriends named Hikari getting threaten!" Klein warned as Masaru looks at the scared Hikari before lifting her up and sets for the Digisoul Smash (F-U).
"No! Not the F-U! That's a girl damnit! Don't do it" Klein begged. As Masaru turns around, Takeru manages to save Hikari right in the nick of time by tackling Masaru down with a Spear.
"Takeru manages to save her in time, and now he's unloading on Masaru!" Taku observed.
After telling Hikari to move to the announcers booth, Takeru picks up the steel chair and, still angry at Masaru's actions, proceeds to wreck him up with multiple chair shots onto his back. He then throws Masaru into the ring before entering the ring as well with a chair in hand. After opening and placing the chair at the middle of the ring, Takeru lifts Masaru up and plants him down with a Falcon's Arrow straight onto the chair!
"Falcon's Arrow onto the chair! That has got to be it!" Klein exclaimed as Takeru goes for the pin.
The referee counts, "1,2,…" Masaru kicks out!
"It might take more than Chair Shots to knock Masaru out cold." Taku reacted.
Takeru leaves the ring and picks up the Singapore Cane and Kendo Stick before entering the ring with them. After wedging the chair on the corner, Takeru picks Masaru up only to get a Low Blow instead. Masaru then picks Takeru up and Irish Whips him head first crashing onto the wedged chair! He then pulls Takeru away from the corner and plants him with the Digisoul Smash before locking him on the Tortured Digisouls (STFU).
"Submission Hold locked in, and… wait a minute! What is she doing?" Taku reacted as Hikari enters the ring and breaks the Submission hold.
"She's nuts! She's trying to defend Takeru despite being completely powerless!" Klein said.
Hikari then tries to run away, but Masaru grabs her hand tightly before getting up. As Hikari begs for mercy, Masaru stares at her, scaring her in the process. He then turns around and dodges Takeru's Cane Shot in the nick of time, causing Takeru to hit the Cane Shot onto Hikari instead!
"Cane Shot! If Hikari lost her memory here, it will be déjà vu from what happened to another girl named Hikari on a Last Season's PPV!" Klein exclaimed.
Masaru grabs Takeru from behind and plants him with a Russian Leg Sweep with the Singapore Cane added for good measures. He then drags Takeru to the middle of the ring and puts him on the Tortured Digisouls. With nowhere to go, Takeru is forced to tap out.
"Here's your winner and STILL your AWF Extreme Champion, Masaru Daimon!" Yui announced as the crowd boos.
"Not only Takeru failed to win the title after a long absence, but also accidently injured his beloved one with a Cane Shot. I felt sorry for him right now." Taku explained.
"Still, at least Masaru can keep the title until next week, adding his reign's length from 4 weeks to 5 weeks." Klein said as Masaru leaves the ring while Takeru and the medics checked on an unconsious Hikari.
"Let's hope, HOPE, that Hikari didn't get amnesia after that shot because Amnesia and Wrestling will never mix. Want proof? Google 'Cactus Jack Amnesia'." Taku hoped.
"Speaking of Google, if you typed 'AWF X-Over Reviews' you can see quite well that out last week's X-Over Events were well received by many critics!" Klein explained.
"Due to this, Nazirul announced that there will be more X-Over shows on the way. Until then, we're now on the Road to our first non X-Over PPV of this Season, First Road." Taku continued.
"Oh yes, First Road. All matches will have No Countouts and No DQ. That will be great!" Klein cheered.
(Locker Room)
We can see Shounen Jump Alliance members talking to each other.
"Remember guys! Tonight is the night! Win our matches and the SJ Alliance's stars shall shine brightly on media! Can you imagine me and Toriko winning the Tag Team belts from the Elrics before you pinning Simon and won the World title? That will be the greatest night in Shounen Jump's history! Who needs Naruto or Ichigo when we can make an impact of our own for Shounen Jump?" Luffy explained.
"I like the picture of us ending First Road standing in the ring with belts on our shoulders. But seriously guys, I'm nervous." Tsuna replied.
"Nervous? For what?" Toriko asked.
"Well, I'm going up against a member of the Rookie Revolution for the No.1 Contendership. Hearing the words 'Rookie Revolution' makes me shiver." Tsuna answered.
"Dude, if you can face and beat Spongebob and his lackeys last week, I'm sure you'll have no worries going face to face with an RR Member. Besides, we're Shounen characters! What should we be afraid of?" Toriko asked.
"Death?" Tsuna guessed.
"Maybe that, but don't worry! Think about the future waiting for you to be fullfilled! Imagine us standing in the ring, raising our belts before the Copyright Symbol pops up on everyone's TV Screens with the crowd cheering us like crazy and after the show, we'll have a celebration party with everyone impressed with us!" Luffy said in confidence.
"Everyone impressed with us…" Tsuna started to think
"Are you picturing your girlfriend being impressed at you?" Toriko asked as the question brings Tsuna back to reality.
"… I guess. You're right. If I beat Shinji tonight and then beats Simon at First Road, I'll make a name for myself and fulfill Nobita's wish as the next Star of the Company." Tsuna answered before looking around and asking, "Where's Gon?"
"Gon? He's off somewhere. Or forgot his hotel keys, I don't know. Whatever it is, let's do our best tonight! Who Are We?" Luffy called.
"Shounen Characters!" Toriko and Tsuna shouted.
"Are we scared?" Luffy asked loudly.
"No!" the two answered loudly.
"Then good! Because tonight, those golds will be on our sights! Championship Belts, We Coming for You Nigga!" Luffy shouted before realizing what he had just said. "… tell me I did not just said that?" he asked as both Toriko and Tsuna nods. Luffy then leaves the Locker Room in embarassment.
(Ring)
"The following match is the Semi-Finals of the Womens Championship Tournament and it is for the AWF Womens Championship!" Yui announced as the crowd cheers.
(Who I Am by Jim Johnston Plays)
"Introducing first, representing the Black Lagoon, Revy!" Yui announced as the crowd boos.
"Last week Revy nearly won the Gauntlet for the Gold Battle Royal featuring girls from AWF and XFWA, but then this happened." Taku explained.
(Recap)
Revy charges towards Seras only to get kicked away to the face. As Revy turns around, Seras lifts her up and plants her down with the Draculina Driver! (Tombstone Piledriver) As the finale, Seras picks Revy up and throws her out of the ring!
…
(Ring)
"Judging by her face, it looks like Revy is out to kill someone for real. And sadly, the person who might get killed tonight is our current Womens Champion." Klein continued.
(LoveFuryPassionEnergy by Boys Hits Car Plays)
"And her opponent, from Odaiba, Japan, she is he current AWF Womens Champion, Hikari Yagami!" Yui announced as the crowd cheers.
"This is not going to be good for her tonight, facing off with an pissed off Revy." Taku observed.
"Looks like she's looking at Revy, and here we go she's charging into the ring!" Klein observed.
(Bell Rings)
The match starts with Hikari and Revy trading quick blows until Revy Irish Whips Hikari onto the ropes. Once Hikari bounces off the ropes, Revy sets for a Back Body Drop. But Hikari stops on her track and kicks Revy to the face before bouncing off the ropes and charges towards Revy only to get a Double Axe Handle to the face instead. She then catches Hikari and plants her down with a Front Powerslam before stomping her multiple times until the referee pulls her away. She then went towards Hikari, but Hikari rolls out of the ring as Revy taunts her before giving a middle finger.
"… glad that AWF is rated TV-14." Klein reacted.
Revy leaves the ring and picks Hikari up before throwing her back first onto the ring apron. She then grabs Hikari's throat, chokes her and tosses her crashing onto the barricade like a rag doll before stomping the mudhole into her. Still not having enough, she picks Hikari up and throws her onto the ring announcer's area!
"She's ruthless! Or perhaps she's going for a Count Out win here?" Klein reacted as the referee continues the count while Revy enters the ring.
"…. 7,8,9,10!"
"Ladies and gentlemen your winner via Count-Out, Revy!" Yui announced as the crowd boos
"The Champ has been eliminated fromt the Tournament! Revy has eliminated the champion via Count Out! She's heading to the finals of this tournament!" Taku exclaimed.
"However, STILL your AWF Womens Champion, Hikari Yagami!" Yui continued as the crowd cheers.
"I believe Revy has forgotten that you can't win a title via Count Out!" Taku said.
"And here's the weird thing, how would this Tournament continue WITHOUT the champion? Sure Hikari's eliminated, but she still has the belt via Count Out!" Klein asked.
"Nevermind your questions because here comes Revy going to unleash her anger!" Taku interupted as Revy leaves the ring, went to the ring announcer's seats and proceeds to beat the hell out of Hikari.
"She's still pissed after getting embarassed by Seras from XFWA last week! Poor Hikari has to endure her torture here." Klein explained as Revy picks Hikari up and slams her onto the barricade before sending her into the audience seats after hitting her to the face with the Bell! She then grabs Yui's trademark guitar before entering the audience's seats.
"No, not Yui's guitar!" Taku begged. As Hikari slowly gets up and turns around, Revy smashes her face with the guitar!
"Jeff Jarrett broke 6000 guitars but never drew a dime, while Revy broke a guitar and causes someone to be busted wide open!" Klein exclaimed.
"I believe Revy has sent a message not only to Seras, but also to the other girls in Fiction Wrestling." Taku explained as Revy leaves the ring with the crowd despisely booing her for her actions. "You got your pussy kicked last week bitch!" some random fan shouted to Revy as Revy replies with a middle finger and a 'F- You' before leaving the ring.
(Backstage)
We can see Team HeroKazu in front of a camera.
"Ladies and gentlemen people around the world! Allow us to introduce ourselves! We're your most talented Tag Team today Team HeroKazu! I'm Hirokazu and the guy next to me is Kenta! No not Kenta Kobashi, but Kenta Kitagawa! Wait? I didn't said my full name? Why don't you say so? I'm the other half of the team, Hirokazu Shiota! Pardon us for hijacking your TV Screen but we have something for ya! You want a good Tag Team Match at First Road? Well guess what people, we're planning to give you a Five Star Team HeroKazu vs The Elrics at First Road. Tonight, we'll beat the 'Pirates of the Balloon Bellies' and the 'Black and White Coffee Dudes' for the No.1 Contendership! And after that, we'll give you that Five-Star Match which ends with us proudly holding the belts! Believe it haters. Stay tuned for more of us next on AWF! Adios suckers!" Hirokazu said to the camera before turning to Kenta. "How's that for a self-promoting backstage promo?" he asked as Kenta gives him a thumps up before the two heads to the ring.
"Triple Threat Tag Team Action, and that's next!" Taku announced.
(Commercial Break)
(Flashback)
(shows Revy beating up Hikari before winning via Count Out. Then shows Revy doing a post match Beatdown on Hikari)
"Ladies and gentlemen before the Commercial Break there's one of the 2 Semi-Final Matches between Revy and the current Womens Champion, Hikari Yagami." Taku recapped.
"Still embarassed by her defeat last week on AWF-XFWA Supershow, Revy proceeds to beat the crap out of Hikari before winning via Count Out, thus advancing her to the finals." Klein continued.
"However, due to winning via Count Out, Revy isn't your new AWF Womens Champion, thus leading us to a problem where the Tounament Finals doesn't include the champion herself." Taku continued.
"Revy doesn't care about that. Instead, she proceeds to release her anger by beating the hell out of Hikari. Watch this!" Klein continued as the flashback shows Revy hitting Hikari with Yui's trademark guitar.
(Backstage)
We can see Hikari getting carried by the referees before Iori Hida and Takeru Takaishi shows up.
"Are you alright?" Takeru asked worriedly.
"… it's nothing. Don't worry about it Takeru." Hikari answered.
"Still, you're out of the Tournament despite being the champion. Now the Tourney is in wrecks." Iori explained.
"I'll fix it. (looks at camera) Revy, if you want to destroy me, then go ahead because next week, it's going to be you and me, one on one, for my belt, winner goes to finals with it, in a No Holds Barred Match!" Hikari challenged as the crowd cheers.
"Are… are you insane Hikari? No Holds Barred? You do know that match type is in Revy's alley?" Takeru asked in shock.
"I don't care! I'm not going to let the Tournament Finals having no champion to defend her title! I'm not a Damsel in Distress like what happened last Season! I'm myself! And I promise that at First Path, the Tournament Finals will have a champion defending her title! Whether it's going to be me or Revy, it's all up to me!" Hikari answered determinedly.
"… you really have become more brave since the last time we talked on camera. Alright then, just be careful out there next week." Takeru said.
"No problem. As for you Takeru, hope you'll restore your pride once you beat Daisuke at First Path." Hikari replied.
"Thanks. I swear at First Path, I'll resurrect my pride and myself after that defeat at Anime Mania II." Takeru said.
"Here, let us carry you to the medic room." Iori offered.
"Thanks guys. You're the best friends I could ever have." Hikari thanked.
"We're the Digidestineds. Of course we help each other. Now come on." Takeru said before the two carries Hikari to the medic room.
(Ring)
"(sobs) Guitar… (ahem) The following is a Triple Threat Tag Team Match for the No.1 Contendership!" Yui announced as the crowd cheers.
(Protection by Jim Johnston Plays)
"Introducing first, residing in Roanapur, Thailand, the team of Rock and Dutch, Black Lagoon!" Yui announced as the crowd boos.
"Earlier Revy has advanced to the finals, and this time it's the guys turn to gain a spot to First Road." Taku explained.
"Black Lagoon Inc are former Tag Team Champions. I'm sure this match would be serious business for them." Klein said.
(Rap Sheet by Jim Johnston Plays)
"And their opponents first, representing the Shounen Jump Alliance, the team of Monkey D Luffy and Toriko!" Yui announced as the crowd cheers.
"While the Black Lagoons wants both Womens and Tag Team Belts, SJ Alliance on the other hand wants the TT Belts and the AWF Championship." Taku explained.
"Luffy's speech earlier was memorable and motivating, and it's not because of Luffy bursting out the 'N' word." Klein said.
(Ain't Make No Believe by Stonefree Experince Plays)
"And lastly, both from Shinjuku, Japan, the team of Hirokazu Shiota and Kenta Kitagawa, Team HeroKazu!" Yui announced as the crowd boos.
"Before the break Hirokazu has created a backstage promo saying that they should win this match and leads us to a Five Star Match with The Elrics at First Road." Taku explained.
"Who do they think they are, Bad Influence? That promo was horrible." Klein said. (A/N: Yes I'm trying to have Hirokazu and Kenta as AWF's version of Christopher Daniels and Kazarian, please kill me -_-)
(Bell Rings)
Dutch, Toriko and Kenta starts first for their teams. Toriko goes to nail Kenta with a Lariat, but Kenta dodges it and as Toriko turns around, Kenta kicks him to the gut before planting him down with a DDT. Kenta gets up only to eat a Clothesline by Dutch instead. Dutch picks Kenta up and slams him onto the corner before tagging to Rock. After Dutch delivers a stiff slap onto Kenta's chest, Rock knocks Kenta with a Corner Clothesline followed by a Bulldog before going for the pin.
The referee counts, "1,2,…" Toriko stops the count.
Toriko picks Rock up and slams him onto Kenta with a Front Powerslam. With Rock's lying body on top of Kenta's, Toriko tags himself to Luffy before he plants both of them with an Elbow Drop followed by Luffy hitting a Springboard Leg Drop onto both of them. Luffy then picks Rock up only to get a punch to the gut before Rock knocks him away with a Headbutt onto the face. He then catches Luffy and plants him with a Belly-to-Back Suplex before dodging Kenta's Lariat and knocks him down with a Clothesline from Hell followed by a pin.
The referee counts, "1,2,…" Hirokazu stops the count.
"Team HeroKazu are saved, but not for long!" Taku shouted as Dutch Speared the living hell out of Hirokazu!
"We are know what happens when a giant black dude spearing a skinny white man! And we're not racist for saying that!" Klein said.
Dutch picks Hirokazu up and lifts him on a Gorila Press before throwing him out of the ring. He then turns around and receives a Dropkick by Luffy, pushing him onto the ropes. As Kenta gets up, he and Luffy Clotheslines Dutch out of the ring before turning around and received a Double Clothesline by Rock. Rock then picks Kenta up and plants him with a Sitout Scoop Slam Piledriver while Luffy manages to tag himself to Toriko. Rock went towards Toriko only to get his throat grabbed before Toriko plants him down with a Chokeslam. As Rock is on a crawling position, Toriko immidiately puts him on the Gourmet Lock (Steiner Recliner). Toriko then lets go of Rock as he saw Dutch entering the ring.
"Two muscleheads! One legal and one is illegal in this match! And Dutch isn't illegal because of his skin color!" Klein observed.
The two huge dudes shove each other before trading blows until Toriko pushes Dutch crashing onto the corner. After several Battering Rams, Toriko Irish Whips Dutch crashing onto another corner before going for a Running Battering Ram. But Dutch moves away as Toriko crashes shoulder first onto the ring post. After recovering, Toriko turns around and received a dangerous yet powerful Border Toss!
"Oh God! That has got to break Toriko's neck!" Klein exclaimed.
"I think it does!" Taku continued as Toriko seemed to be having his neck in pain.
Dutch turns around and received a kick to the gut followed by a Scissors Kick by Luffy. With Dutch crawling on the lower ropes, Luffy kicks him out with a Baseball Slide before turning around and received a Clothesline from Hell by Rock. Before Rock could even turn around, Kenta grabs him from behind and plants him down with a Skull Crushing Finale before going for the pin.
The referee counts, "1,2,3!"
"Here are your winners, Team HeroKazu!" Yui announced as the crowd boos.
"Looks like neither Black Lagoon nor SJA would set to make history at First Path by claiming all titles. Instead, it's Team HeroKazu that shall go to First Path to take on the Elrics for the titles." Taku said.
"All I have to say is this, send Dutch to developmental! That dude's dangerous to wrestle with! Just look at Toriko!" Klein ordered as Luffy and the medics checked on Toriko.
"I think the SJ Alliance has lost one of their members, all thanks to Dutch being wreckless." Taku observed.
(Locker Room)
We can see Shinn Asuka and Lunamaria Hawke inside.
"Remember Shinn, if you don't team up with Flit properly tonight…"
"Alright alright I get it!" Shinn interupted Luna's lecture. "If Flit and I didn't co-operate, those Celestrial Being guys goes to First Path while him and I are stuck in Never 'Get-Another-Title-Shot' Land. Since when you started to act like my mother?" he asked.
"Come on Shinn! Your attitude needs fixing! That's why I have to take care of you like a mother with her spoiled child." Luna answered.
"… are you calling me a spoiled child?" Shinn asked furiously as the door knocks. "Get in!" he replied as the door opens, revealing Flit Asuno. "You again, what do you want?" he asked.
"Look, about last week, we got our asses kicked due to Jesus Yamato's Plot Armor that could rival Cena's Five Moves of Doom. But tonight, if we lose to those CB Bastards, you will not have an excuse for causing us to lose our title shots." Flit warned.
"Alright alright. We'll work together tonight. But first, I need to ask you. Can I really trust you?" Shinn asked.
"Trust me? Sure! But for tonight only. After that, you and I can walk alone. Or together with our respective girlfriends. Now come on, it's our turn to enter the ring." Flit answered as he and Shinn leaves the locker room.
(Promo)
And now, AWF Presents AWF Rewind!
Presented by Junes Department Store! Everyday's Great At Your Junes!
(Episode 4)
We can see GM Nazirul talking with a medic regarding Flit Asuno.
"I see… so he's out for tonight? Thanks for the news." He said to the medic before the medic leaves. Then… Shinn Asuka arrives to cheers/boos.
"Serves him right for making fun out of me." Shinn mocked.
"Alright Shinn, why are you here anyway? Let me guess, you want me to put you against Setsuna to replace Flit right?" Nazirul asked as Shinn doesn't know about anything. "Don't worry, I'm not going to blame you for attacking Flit because apparently those witnesses saw the Celestrial Being beating up Flit instead of you." He explained. "However, that doesn't mean you'll get a shot for Domon's title again." He continued.
"Just give me another chance Nazirul! I know that I could win this thing! I can win a shot for that title!" Shinn begged in confidence.
"Confident eh? Let's see… since the Celestrial Being screwed Flit tonight, how about the CB vs you and Flit, winners face Domon, deal?" Nazirul offered as Shnn were silenced. "I know you and Flit hates each other, but this is a shot for a title. If you reject, then it's back to Jobbersville for you." He reminded.
"Fine. At least Flit gets to kick Setsuna's ass while I get to kick Lockon's ass." Shinn accepted before leaving Nazirul.
(Ring)
It's a Shameful Thing, Lobster Head! (A/N: Get this mistranslated lyric off my head!)
(Written In My Face by Sean Jeaness and Jim Johnston Plays)
"This is a Tag Team Match set for one fall! Introducing first, the team of Lockon Stratos and Setsuna F Seiei!" Yui announced as the crowd boos.
"On Episode 3, Shinn gets his ass kicked by Lockon to determine one of Domon's opponents at First Road." Taku explained.
"But on Episode 4, the CB screwed Flit by ambushing him, thus forcing Nazirul to book this match to determine Domon's opponents." Klein continued.
(Ignited by TM Revolution Plays)
"And their opponents, the team of Flit Asuno and Shinn Asuka!" Yui announced as the crowd cheers/boos.
"Despite blaming each other for losing at Anime Mania II, both of these angry kids are forced to team up in order to go to First Road and challenges Domon for the Japanese title." Klein explained.
"Speaking of Domon here he is being our guest commentator! How are you doing Domon?" Taku asked.
"Fine as a daisy guys. I'm not a good speaker here so I'm going to stay silent and observe this match." Domon answered.
"Well… go ahead. You're our guest right now." Klein replied.
(Bell Rings)
Shinn and Setsuna starts first for their teams. The two circles around the ring before locking up on a Collar-and-Elbow-Tie-Up until Setsuna pushes Shinn onto the ropes. After several Knife Edge Chops onto Shinn's chest, Setsuna nails Shinn with a Short-Arm Clothesline before dragging him to the corner and tags to Lockon. After Setsuna Catapults Shinn crashing face first onto the turnbuckle, Lockon delivers several knee strikes onto Shinn's back before planting him with a Bridging German Suplex and goes for the pin.
The referee counts, "1,2,…" Shinn kicks out.
"So… what do you think of Shinn?" Klein asked.
"Still green. Maybe he should train more instead of whining or being angry." Domon answered.
After a Front Powerslam onto Shinn, Lockon tags himself to Setsuna as the two picks Shinn up and throws him onto the turnbuckle. Setsuna then delivers several Boxing Jabs onto Shinn's spine before tagging to Lockon. The two Gundam Meisters them plants Shinn down with a Powerbomb-Suplex Combination. With Shinn trying to get up in the middle of the ring, Lockon sets up for the Head Shot (Brouge Kick). As Shinn gets up and turns around, Lockon goes for it. But Shinn manages to catch Lockon's kick before taking him down with a Dragon Screw followed by a STO.
"What a counter! And now the two are going for a tag!" Taku reacted as the two slowly crawls to their corners. While Lockon manages to tag himself to Setsuna, Shinn goes to tag Flit, but Flit drops himself from the ring apron.
"You idiot! You're going to lose this match!" Klein shouted as Shinn gets up using the turnbuckle and argues with Flit.
"That's what happens when you got two rookies with huge egos and anger issues." Domon explained. As Shinn turns around, he saw Setsuna charging towards him before moving away, sending Setsuna crashing onto the turnbuckle. Shinn then delivers several Battering Rams onto Setsuna until Flit tags himself in.
"Not even title shots on the line can create a bond between them if it keeps up like this." Taku observed as the two argue with each other until Shinn went to the ring apron.
Flit catches Setsuna and plants him down with a Belly-to-Belly Suplex before putting him on the Ankle Lock. Lockon enters the ring and breaks the hold with a Double Axe Handle onto Flit's face. He then lifts Flit up and sets for the Dynames Ammo (White Noise), but Shinn Chop Blocks Lockon's leg from behind, sending both of them crashing onto the mat. After attacking Lockon's leg, Shinn turns around and eats the Exia Blade (Bullhammer) by Setsuna. Setsuna then received a Gut Wrench Powerbomb by Flit before Flit continues his Ankle Lock on Lockon. Lockon tries to reach the ropes, but Flit pulls him away, forcing Lockon to tap out.
"Here are your winners by Submission, the team of Shinn Asuka and Flit Asuno!" Yui announced as the crowd cheers/boos.
"Well Domon, looks like you're going to teach a lesson to 2 rookies at First Road." Taku said.
"And I can assure you that I will teach them a lesson on how to properly wrestle in the ring. And who knows? They might stop being angry after this?" Domon replied.
Back in the ring Flit saw Shinn getting up using the ropes before going to Clothesline him out of the ring. As Shinn turns around, Flit goes for it. But Shinn kicks Flit away to the face before planting him with the SEED Rage (Crimson's Red Alert)!
"And it's going to be all man for himself at First Road." Klein observed.
"No worries. Good thing I'm not my master because if I were him, those two would cry already at First Road." Domon replied.
"You sounded confident." Taku said.
"Of course. Teaching rookies a lesson is what my master does best and I'm going to follow his footsteps by teaching Shinn and Flit how to fight properly." Domon replied.
(Backstage)
We can see Tsuna warming up for the main event until Luffy shows up.
"So… how's Toriko doing?" Tsuna asked.
"Injured. Good thing his neck injury didn't paralyze him though because if it does, this group would lose it's Cannon." Luffy answered.
"I see. And that means…"
"You're our only hope to represent the Alliance in First Road Tsuna." Luffy interupted. "Remember, win this match, then win the title and makes us proud. Got it?" he asked.
"I know that. And don't worry. I'll beat Shinji and stop the RR's plan to gain the World title." Tsuna answered before asking, "Did you see Gon anywhere?"
"I'm here."
Gon Frecess shows up… completely beaten up!
"Holy cow dude! What the heck just happened to ya?" Luffy asked in shock.
"Hunting for the Extreme title of course. Although I ended up as the hunted as Masaru proceeds to kick my butt." Gon answered. "Say where's Toriko?" he asked.
"He's injured. Speaking of injured, are you hurt anywhere?" Luffy asked back.
"No worries! I had taken bigger bumps than what I've been through earlier." Gon answered before turning to Tsuna. "By the way Tsuna, good luck on your way to Main Eventing First Road! We'll be watching!" he hoped.
"Thanks man. Well I'm off to take a piss. I don't want to enter the ring with a full blader. See ya!" Tsuna replied before leaving Gon and Luffy.
(Ring)
"This is a Semi-Final Match in the Divas Championship Tournament!" Yui announced as the crowd cheers.
Soshite kono sora akaku somete
Mata kuru toki kono mi de susumu dake
(Hishoku no Sora by Mami Kawada Plays)
"Introducing first, from Parts Unknown, the 'Flame Haze' Shana!" Yui announced as the crowd boos.
"One of the '4 Tsundere Wonders' advances to the semi-finals after defeating XFWA Star Saber in Episode 1." Taku explained.
"Tonight is do or die time for Shana's career. Win this match and she'll be featured in a PPV for the first time in her career." Klein said.
Haruka sora hibiite iru
Inori wa kiseki ni
(Eternal Blaze by Nana Mizuki Plays)
"And her opponent, representing L-Arc-en-Ciel, the 'White Devil' Nanoha Takamachi!" Yui announced as the crowd cheers.
"This girl on the other hand advances to the Semi-Finals after defeating newcomer Tazusa Sakurano on Episode 2." Klein explained.
"Judging by these girls and their movesets, I'm expecting perfect chemisty from them here." Taku observed.
(Bell Rings)
The two girls circles around the ring before locking each other up on a Collar-and-Elbow Tie Up until Nanoha pushes Shana onto the ropes. After Nanoha nails Shana with a Knife Edge Chop, Shana kicks her to the gut before grabbing her arm and takes her down with a Hip Toss followed by a kick to the back and a Neck Snap while Nanoha's on a sitting position. As Nanoha crawls to the lower ropes, Shana bounces off the other ropes and kicks her out of the ring with a Baseball Slide. As Nanoha gets up, Shana goes to Slingshot herself towards her. But the Magical Girl catches the Tsundere before slamming her back first onto the ring apron.
"Excellent catch and counter by Nanoha there. Now the momentum's on her side." Taku observed.
After receiving several kicks onto her chest, Shana catches Nanoha's kick before taking her down with a Dragon Screw. After going to the ring apron and once Nanoha gets up, Shana knocks her down onto the mat with a Flying Thrust Kick before sliding back to the ring. As the referee counts to 5, Nanoha rolls herself into the ring only to met Shana who proceeds to stomp her multiple times. After an Extreme Leg Drop, Shana goes back to the ring arpon and goes for a Slingshot Senton. But Nanoha rolls away as Shana crashes onto the mat and as Shana's on a sitting position, Nanoha gets up and knocks her down with a Front Dropkick before going for the pin.
The referee counts, "1,2,…" Shana kicks out.
She picks Shana up only to get punched to the gut several times before Shana bounces off the ropes and nails Nanoha with a Tilt-a-Whirl Arm Drag. She then dodges Nanoha's Lariat before Dropkicking her onto the corner and sends her down with a Rope-Aided Twisting Hurricanrana. With Nanoha lying in the middle of the ring, Shana bounces off the ropes and goes for a Rolling Thunder. But Nanoha rolls away as Shana landed painfully onto the mat. With Shana on the sitting position, Nanoha goes for a running boot onto Shana's face. But Shana lays down before tripping Nanoha with a Drop Toe Hold and locks her on an Argentine Leglock.
"Submission locked in! Will the Flame Haze advance to the finals?" Klein exclaimed as Shana proceeds to apply pressure on Nanoha while Nanoha is trying to grab the ropes. After a few seconds, Nanoha manages to grab the ropes.
"Fortunately for the White Devil, she manages to grab the ropes! Her chances to the finals are still alive and kicking!" Taku reacted.
Shana grabs Nanoha's leg and pulls her to the middle of the ring before getting herself pushed onto the ropes. Nanoha gets up and went towards Shana only to get tackled to the gut before Shana plants her down with a Springboard Neckbreaker. Once Nanoha gets up using the ropes, Shana grabs her from behind and sets for a Bridging German Suplex. But Nanoha holds on the ropes, forcing the referee to pull Shana away. Nanoha turns around and kicks Shana away onto her face and once Shana turns around after that kick, she eats the Starlight Breaker (Mickie-DT) by Nanoha before she goes for the pin.
The referee counts, "1,2,3!"
"Here's your winner, Nanoha Takamachi!" Yui announced as the crowd cheers.
"And there you have it folks! After 'Befriending' Shana, Nanoha has advanced to the Tournament finals that shall take place in 2 weeks!" Klein announced.
"At the finals, Nanoha shall either face Misaka Mikoto or her mentor Sakura Kinomoto. We shall find out who's her opponent next week on another Semi-Final Match!" Taku explained.
(Backstage)
We can see the Rookie Revolution members talking to each other regarding the Main Event.
"This is it folks! The Main Event! Who shall Main Event First Road with Simon? Will it be RR's Shinji Ikari or Shounen Jump's Sawada Tsunayoshi? Find out after this final commercial of the night!" Klein announced.
(Commercial Break)
(Promo)
(shows a little kid trying to cross the road)
In everyone's life…
There is something written inside us…
Which is destined to happen to us no matter what...
(the kid then looks around seeing no cars nearby)
And that is…
The First Road of our life…
(the kid then starts crossing the road)
Anime Wrestling Federation presents: First Road! Live in Detroit, Michigan! Tickets are available now!
(shows the kid already crossed the road when suddenly)
"Hi kid! Would you like to follow me?" someone dressed as Michael Jackson offers.
"Rapist! Molester! Help!" the kid panicked before running towards the road and gets himself runned over by a speeding car.
"You idiot! MJ is dead long time ago! I'm just wearing his gear! And he's not a Rapist or a Molester!" the MJ-Dressed guy shouted.
(Ring)
"Ladies and gentlemen big news announced during the Commercial Break! She demands it, and Nazirul simply gives it to her. Next week, Hikari Yagami faces Revy in a rematch for the AWF Womens title in a No Holds Barred Match!" Taku announced.
"And the best part? It's going to Main Event next week's episode! When was the last time a Womens Match Main Evented a show?" Klein added.
"This match is to determine the No.1 Contender for the AWF World Championship!" Yui announced as the crowd cheers.
(Burn In My Light by Mercy Drive Plays)
"Introducing first, representing the Rookie Revolution, accompanied by Taiki Kudo and Zenjirou Tsurugi, the 'Third Child', Shinji Ikari!" Yui announced as the crowd boos.
"Here he is ladies and gentlemen, one of RR's Trump Card to claim the AWF title! The young pilot of Evangelion Unit-01, Shinji Ikari." Klein announced.
"With Taiki out of title shots after getting destroyed by Simon at Anime Mania, Taiki has no choice but to rely on this future star of AWF." Taku explained.
(Cult of Personality by Living Colour Plays)
"And his opponent, representing the Vongola Family, Sawada Tsunayoshi!" Yui announced as the crowd cheers.
"And here comes the man who received the touch from Nobita at Anime Mania! The future star of this company himself, Tsuna!" Klein cheered as… Tsuna didn't show up?
"Hold on a minute? Where's Tsuna?" Taku wondered as everyone were confused on where's Tsuna is.
"Don't tell me he's still inside the bathroom?" Klein guessed as the referee starts the Count-Out count.
"1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!"
"Ladies and gentlemen your winner by Count-Out, Shinji Ikari!" Yui announced as the crowd boos while the RR looked stunned and confused.
"What exactly is going on here?" Klein asked curiously.
(Men's Bathroom)
We can see the medics checking on Tsuna who seemed to be completely beaten up by someone. Then Luffy and Gon shows up.
"Who did this? Hey Tsuna! Get up! Who did this to ya?" Luffy asked.
"…. A…. As…." Before he could even continue, the medics carried him away from Luffy and Gon.
(Ring)
"Who on earth did this?" Klein asked again.
"A gang of bikers? Or a Trio of Justice Believers?" Taku guessed as the crowd started to boo at the lack on Main Event.
"The crowd is angry! Come on! Give us a Main Event!" Klein ordered as the crowd started to chant 'We Want Refunds!'.
"Silence my dearests!"
Ash Ketchum shows up with boos.
"Since Tsuna got himself beaten up by someone, it is an honor to replace him here tonight. Tonight, I'll make an impact by taking out the RR from the title since for good!" Ash announced before charging towards the ring.
"Ash's replacing Tsuna! The Pokemon Trainer's going to take Tsuna's title shot here tonight!" Klein exclaimed.
"At least we got ourselves a Main Event rather than nothing!" Taku said.
(Bell Rings)
After sliding into the ring, Ash tackles Shinji down before punching his face several times and slams his head onto the mat multiple times until the referee pulls him away. As Shinji sits on the corner, Ash proceeds to stomp the mudhole into him before Foot Choking him until the referee pulls him away. Ash then sets up for the Spear, but Taiki stands at the ring apron, distracting both the referee and Ash. Zenjirou from behind blasts Ash with a Kendo Stick before turning him around and sets for the Xros Destroyer (Canadian Destroyer). Ash then uses his Heel Playbook by Low Blowing Zenjirou before throwing him bumping onto Shinji who plans for the Third Impact (RKO). He then Dropkicks Zenjirou onto the corner, bumping him onto Shinji again and once the two are on the corner, Ash blasts them with a Running Battering Ram.
"Despite RR's best effort to screw Ash, Ash still manages to fight back!" Taku observed.
As Zenjirou rolls out of the ring, Ash goes for another Running Battering Ram onto Shinji. But Shinji moved away, sending Ash crashing shoulder first onto the ring post. Shinji then picks Ash up and hangs him on the ropes before planting him down with a Rope-Hung DDT. As he gets up, Shinji goes for a Knee Drop onto Ash's backside of his head. But Ash rolls away as Shinji drives him knee onto the mat. With Shinji on a Kneeling position, Ash gets up and blasts him with a Big Boot before going to the other corner and sets up for the Spear.
"This is not good! One Spear and that's enough for Ash to Main Event once again!" Klein exclaimed.
"And… wait a minute! Look at the Titantron!" Taku shouted as the Titantron shows… Tsuna heading to the ring despite being battered!
"We have the Rookie Revolution right here! Go back before you get yourself killed!" Klein begged.
"He's not leaving! I think we might find out who did this to him!" Taku reacted as Ash leaves the ring and went to the stage.
"I believe we found our answer in an Anti-Climatic way! It's Ash Ketchum! He screwed Tsuna for his own agenda to make an impact for himself!" Klein explained as Ash is already on the stage before waiting for Tsuna to show up.
"Oh no.. don't tell me…" Taku gasped.
"He's going for it! He's going for for it!" Klein cheered and once Tsuna shows up…
… Ash SPEARS HIM THROUGH THE OVALTRON!
"Spear! Spear! Spear! Sending Tsuna through the screen!" Klein exclaimed.
"And I believe Ash has made an impact right there! But sadly it's not going to earn him a title shot." Taku explained.
"Why not?" Klein asked as the bell rings.
"Ladies and gentlemen your winner by Count-Out, Shinji Ikari!" Yui announced as the crowd boos.
"And the RR shall Main Event First Road along with Simon! But wait! Ash didn't had enough yet!" Taku exclaimed as Ash, pissed off by Tsuna's incoming appearance that costed him the match, proceeds to picks up a camera before waiting for Tsuna to get up. As Tsuna gets up, Ash smashes his face with the camera!
"Good God Ash is pissed! He got screwed and now he's giving Tsuna a lesson!" Klein exclaimed.
"To be fair, Ash deserved to be screwed from this match! Because he's the one that screwed Tsuna in the first place!" Taku countered as Ash drops the camera and drags him to the edge of the stage. "No... God please no!" he begged as Ash lifts Tsuna up…
AND PILEDRIVES HIM OFF THE STAGE!
"My God! Good God! Bah Gawd! Lord in Heavens! Ash has drilled Tsuna to oblivion right there!" Klein exclaimed like crazy.
"What an impact that Ash has made right there! And that impact might cost Tsuna his entire career!" Taku continued as Ash stares at Tsuna's lying body before leaving the stage.
"… can somebody please call the medics? We don't want a Shounen Jump character to die here!" Klein ordered as the referees checked on Tsuna before calling for the medics. The shows ends with the medics checking on Tsuna while the RR, from the stage ramp, looks at Tsuna amusingly before clapping their hands sadisticly, earning them boos from the disgusted crowd.
…
Match Results:
Masaru Daimon def. Takeru Takemoto (retains Extreme title)
Hikari Yagami def. Revy via Count-Out (retains Womens title, but eliminated from the Womens Championship Tournament)
Shinn Asuka and Flit Asuno def. Setsuna F Seiei and Lockon Stratos
Team HeroKazu def. Black Lagoon Inc and Shounen Jump Alliance
Masaru Daimon def. Gon Frecess (off-panel, retains Extreme title)
Nanoha Takamachi def. Shana (advances to the Finals of the Divas Championship Tournament)
Shinji Ikari def. Sawada Tsunayoshi via Count-Out
Shinji Ikari def. Ash Ketchum vis Count-Out
…
Cards for AWF First Road:
(Pre-Show) AWF Extreme Championship Match
Womens Championship Tournament Finals: Hikari Yagami (Digimon 02) or Revy (Black Lagoon) vs Tohru Honda (Fruits Basket) or Hikari Hanazono (Special A)
AWF Japanese Championship Match: Domon Kasshu (G Gundam) vs Shinn Asuka (Gundam SEED Destiny) vs Flit Asuno (Gundam AGE)
AWF Tag Team Championship Match: Edward and Alphonse Elric (Full Metal Alchemists) vs Hirokazu Shiota and Kenta Kitagawa (Digimon Tamers)
Last Man Standing Match: Daisuke Motomiya (Digimon 02) vs Takeru Takaishi (Digimon 02) (A/N: Seriously this Daisuke vs Takeru feud is Fiction Wrestling's version of AJ Styles vs Christopher Daniels: IT WILL NEVER END!)
Divas Championship Tournament Finals: Nanoha Takamachi (Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha) vs Misaka Mikoto (To Aru Kagaku no Railgun) or Sakura Kinomoto (Cardcaptor Sakura)
AWF World Championship Match: Simon the Digger (Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann) vs Shinji Ikari (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
A/N: There you have it folks! An AWF Chapter uploaded after Wrestlemania! God WM 29 was dissapointing…. At least NJPW Invasion Attack cheered me up… oh and those Europeans on Last Monday's RAW! You guys are awesome! :D
With two episodes left before First Road, what will happen next? Who will go to First Road at the Womens Champ? What will happen to both Ash and Tsuna? Who shall face Nanoha in the finals? And others I couldn't bother to mention…
And yes, AWF is using Smackdown's "Giant Fist" set from 2003. Except replace the Giant Fist with a Giant Karate Chop…. Or a Samurai Sword, whichever you prefer as long as it is Japanese…
Until the next update, please review! Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da… #FandangoRevolution (hashtag) Fandango Revolution