I know what your wondering, what's happened with Esme? Well I decided that I was going to do one chapter based on all the days leading up till Rule change that way I am not repeatedly repeating my-self as I don't want to make this story annoying.
Just before I gone on to my story I would like to thank everyone that has followed/favourited my story and to those who have given me great reviews. It means a lot to me that out there people I don't even know like my story.
Disclaimer: Well Wife Swap definitely wasn't created by me, and the Cullen's and Denali's are the proud work of Mrs. Meyer
Jacob's POV
Unbeknown to the others I had been having my pack constantly phoning and texting me for the past 4 days. It was easier whilst the others were at school. I never thought that this could have worked out.
Seeing this... my... family has shown me that everyone deeply cares for one another and if their, bonded as mates, it makes them difficult to be apart.
The fact that Edward had considered me into his family plans was surprising. Then again he knew that I couldn't leave Nessie, I never thought, in all my life, that I would ever be sharing a room with Edward. Then again it did make perfect sense.
Seriously Jake you're participating on Wife Swap? Embry had texted me.
Get lost I texted him back.
Jake... Embry just texted. He said you were on Wife Swap is that true? Leah texted.
Yes, now please leave me alone. I texted her back.
At that moment in time I received a call. For love of all that's holy, to my surprise it was Seth, seriously why won't they leave me alone.
This had gone on constantly for three days, they simply wouldn't leave me alone. At one point they had all asked me if they could come up to visit, 'to cause more drama' as Leah had put it, I had ignored them.
It was the night before the forth day that an idea came into my head. When I woke up I realized that Edward wasn't in the room, must be down in Alice's room planning. I decided to scribble a quick note that hopefully Edward or someone else would find:
Edward,
Sorry to leave you and the others just like this, but I had to go. Tell Nessie that I will be back soon; tell her that I didn't mean to leave hastily. Please don't call or text me, and please don't try to track me down.
I swear down if you don't find this note I will not let you beat me up for upsetting Nessie, as I know she will be and I don't wish that.
I'll see you guys soon, make up a lie to tell Sarah, and when I come back please play along with what ever plan I come up with please, oh and tell me what you told Sarah so I know.
Thanks.
Jacob
I opened up the window in Edward's room; I could never call it my room, not even when I had to pretend that it was. I was glad that the camera men weren't up yet, as I proceeded to jump out of the third story window. I was halfway through my jump when I phased, shredding my night clothes, luckily where I was going I could easily get some clothes to put on.
Jacob? I heard a tentative voice call in my head
Seth? What are you doing?
Oh... uhm... we, well I, am taking a midnight run, you?
I was going to surprise you guys by just showing up. Any way I had an idea... tell you what can you call the others, I wouldn't want to repeat myself again.
With that I heard Seth's piercing howl cut through the quite night.
Jezz Seth I heard Leah think Do you have to be so loud, actually couldn't you just have come home and called everyone...
Still self-absorbed
Jacob? What the hell? I thought you were busy, wait what are you doing? Where are you going? Are you coming here?
Leah kept firing questions at me, so fast that I couldn't answer any of them.
Guys... *yawn* what's going on? Why am I up so early? I finally heard Embry think.
Nice to see you too Embry, any way you three are the ones I wanted to talk to, I want to involve you in with my master plan.
And with that I proceeded to tell them what it was I was going to do, and why I was going to involve them.
Edward's POV
During the night we normally gathered in Alice or Emmett's room, but tonight I suggested everyone to come up to mine, unfortunately for us Sarah over heard us.
Edward think of something quick Alice mentally through at me.
"So I suggest that everyone brings a sleeping bag, or duvet up with them, as well as many pillows as you can. Girls if you sort out the snacks, us boys will sort out our sleep stuff, agreed?"
"Agreed!" Everyone replied.
"What do you mean that your all going into Edward's room?" Sarah asked cautiously.
"Oh you know," Emmett started "Edward has the biggest closet space so we dare two of us to go in there and kiss for a certain period of time, you know sometimes other stuff." He then said so casually.
Wait is he being serious? That's gross, how can... wait... how can he even speak of such thing? Was the only thought I heard in that moment in time.
"Laugh," I whispered under my breath.
After a few seconds everyone started to laugh, Emmett and Alice were literally rolling on the floor laughing. Rose and Bella looked like they were trying to hold themselves together and everyone else either looked away or put their hand up to their face laughing.
"Does she... think he... was being serious?" Jasper asked between nervous laughs.
"OMG she actually thinks we would do that, *laughs*, I can't believe she would think we were being serious." Rose said.
Carlisle, Eleazar and Carmen came down stairs from Carlisle's office to see what all of the commotion was about. At the sight of what seemed to be all of the children laughing the 'parents' joined in mumbling comments that Sarah could clearly here.
After we stopped I came up with a suitable explanation.
"Before I was so rudely interrupted," I said throwing a glare at Emmett "Normally when something happens with one of us we all gather together for one night to, you know, support one another. I suppose you would call it a sleep over."
"Except we don't sleep." Bella mumbled
Everyone, yet again, burst out laughing.
That's just weird, why would they want to have a sleep over with their siblings... oh and their cousins... teenage boys and girls shouldn't be in the same room.
Of course I deliberately ignored Sarah thoughts and told the others to sort out things. I set Nessie onto my bed, seeing as I wouldn't be needing it.
"Don't worry Ness he'll be back."
Are you sure Dad?
"Yes I am, I know Jacob and I know he will want to come back as soon as possible."
Ok.
The others loaded into my room and set up what would look like a sleep over. We had decided that we would play some games to pass the time, and seeing how Sarah was going to be checking on us three times we invented some games that would surprise her.
Daddy? What's this? Nessie thought.
Everyone noticed my glance up toward Nessie. She handed me a piece of paper that had been folded in half, it had my name on it. For one small moment I remembered the time that I had wrote a note to Jacob that was sent with a wedding invitation.
I opened it up to see that Jacob had written on it.
"Jacob," was all I said.
The others gathered around me to see what was on the piece of paper.
Edward,
Sorry to leave you and the others just like this, but I had to go. Tell Nessie that I will be back soon; tell her that I didn't mean to leave hastily. Please don't call or text me, and please don't try to track me down.
I swear down if you don't find this note I will not let you beat me up for upsetting Nessie, as I know she will be and I don't wish that.
I'll see you guys soon, make up a lie to tell Sarah, and when I come back please play along with what ever plan I come up with please, oh and tell me what you told Sarah so I know.
Thanks.
Jacob
"Well this explains everything?" Rosalie muttered.
"If there's nothing wrong, why can't he tell us what's going on?" Nessie questioned "Does this mean he will be back soon?"
"Yes," we all told her.
"Sarah's coming up in 5 minutes, so I suggest we start that game." Alice chirped.
As she predicted, Sarah came creeping up the stairs quietly to see what was going on. Her attempts at being quiet were pointless of course.
"So if I had to kiss any girl in this room right now," Emmett was saying "I think I would kiss... sorry to the others and no offence, but I think I would kiss Rose. What about you Edward"
"That's a hard one really, but if I had too, I would kiss Bella."
"Why's that?" Bella asked playing along.
"Well I wouldn't kiss my cousins, as that would be awkward. I sure as hell wouldn't kiss my sister, and with Rose and Alice I've known them long enough to know some things that would put me off."
"Hey!" Alice and Rose said at the same time.
"No offence, but we were speaking in a hypothetical case of course, I wouldn't kiss any of my sisters." I answered.
"Here, here." Garrett, Jasper and Emmett said.
"Ok, Alice who would you kiss?" I asked her.
"Well definitely not you, since you've offended me. Certainly not Emmett, I wouldn't dare to kiss Garrett so it would have to be Jasper, sorry boys." She answered.
Why are they talking about who would they kiss within their family? Just talking about it is just as sick.
"Oh Garrett, who would you kiss?" Alice asked him sweetly
"Well I've already told the girls this, it would be Kate." He answered
"He says that he prefers a girl who would have a little attitude, so if it came down between us, I don't have enough attitude apparently." Tanya said.
Everyone burst out laughing.
Sarah checked on us two more times before going to bed. Each time we played a different game that 'disgusted' her. Well at least she doesn't know the whole truth about the family.
Like we had told Sarah we 'stopped up' all night. It was about three O'clock in the morning when I heard someone trying to talk to me, it was Jacob.
Edward can you come out and meet me, I'm about five miles past the river, please don't tell the others but I need you to come quickly.
"Edward? What's going on?" Jasper asked me.
"I need to go and do something, and I need to go alone for the time being, I'll be back soon please don't follow me, if I need help I'll call." I said before approaching my window.
I opened it up and jumped out. As soon as my feet touched the ground I was off. Sure enough Jacob was waiting for me five miles out past the river, but he was in his wolf form.
I know you're mad at me for taking off, but I need you to listen to me now. First, I need you to tell me what you've told Sarah, and then I will tell you what's going on.
And with that Jacob and I told each other everything. As I headed back up to the house I remembered Jacob's finally words before he took off again.
I'll be back but I will be back in the morning, so make sure everyone knows how to react.
I headed up to my room and saw that everyone was still sitting there. They all had worried looks on their faces, which gradually relaxed as I entered the room. I decided to speak first.
"Right, who want to have some fun?" I asked.
I had 7 heads nod at me, but I knew that Nessie would agree as well, and so with that I told them everything.
So what do you thinks going to happen? I was reading through the reviews I got for my last chapter and I think you guys will love this but I am going to be using them as part of the next chapter. Some of you have actually been thinking along the same lines as me and have guessed correctly.
I never break a promise, I told you guys that the fun would finally come back on day five, but please still keep guessing and putting ideas down, you never know I might just use them in the story!
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