Class Interview: Gaz Membrane

At the ToonSchool News Report set, we see Mac and Blossom on the reporter's desk as they start the News Report. "Welcome to the newest edition of ToonSchool News Report. My name is Mac," Mac introduced himself.

"And I'm Blossom," Blossom said to the audience, "Let's start off with Billy on the weather."

Billy stand there picking his nose, until he pick out a big booger.

"Save this guy for later," Billy said with a stupid laugh.

"Thanks for that report, Billy," Mac said.

Blossom then said, "Today, Bart will interview one of the school's darkest and most mysterious students of ToonSchool. Please welcome Gaz Membrane.

"Thanks, Blossom," Bart said as he turned to Gaz, who was seated in an interviewer chair. "So, good to see you here, Gaz."

"Sure," Gaz replied monotonously.

"So, one thing that we've noticed about you is that you like Tommy Pickles. Can you tell us why?"

"Well he witnessed me singing on one of the school's karaoke nights once and commented on it. Since then, our relationship has been on-and-off."

"You have a slightly older brother named Dib. What is your relationship?"

"Well he's a total nuisance, especially with all of his conspiracy theories, even when they're proven correct. But as much as he annoys me, he's still my brother and I love him. And if you ever tell him I said that, I'LL SKIN YOU ALIVE!"

"Relax. All of our lips are sealed. Anyways, what are your hobbies interests?"

"Well I love playing video games, which is practically my number one hobby. Along with drinking soda and eating pizza."

"And who would you consider to be your biggest rival?"

"This fellow gamer named Iggins who once stole a game from me. I had to stalk and scare the crud out of him to get it back."

"Sounds intense, man."

"Oh you have no idea how…intense I can get with somebody," Gaz said creepily as dark fire sprouted in the background.

"Right," Bart said uneasily. "We that's all we have time for. Back to you, guys."

"Thanks for that interview, guys. Join us again for another edition soon," Blossom said to the viewers."

"Until then, this is Mac and Blossom with the ToonSchool News Report. Good night," Mac said as another edition of ToonSchool News Report ends.