So who wants to know what the master plan is with Jacob and the three wolves? Well you're gonna find out, I seriously couldn't wait to write this piece, seeing as I am using a few ideas from my reviews, but I will change them a little.

Disclaimer: Mrs. Meyer is the proud owner of the Cullen's and Denali's, and I (Rhoda) am the proud owner of the ideas within this story, I can't remember who thought up about Wife Swap so don't even ask.

Edward's POV

We talked and planned all night. For discreet purposes I couldn't tell anyone of the most important aspect of the plan, even though I wasn't to know about it, but I so want to hear what everyone's thoughts about it, are.

When Nessie woke up, we informed her that Jacob was coming back to the house. We told her the basics, and I told her only what I told the others. Since we were all waiting under the pretense that Sarah would wake us up, we decided to plan a little bit more.

"Well she knows that we're all in Edward's room." Jasper said.

"So how are we going to wake up then?" Emmett asked.

"Sarah knows the Cullen lot are extremely weird, so us waking up has to hard in her case but easy for everyone else." Bella said.

"How about this," I started "Our dear cousins here wake up without a problem, when Sarah calls they literally jump right up out of bed, and since we're all crammed in here they accidently trip over a few of us, and that can wake them up, by the end of it everyone will have been tripped up on the floor and wide awake at that matter."

"OMG!" Alice exclaimed "That's an excellent idea, let's sort out where everyone will be laying and who trips over who."

Ten minutes later, Nessie was still going to be 'sleeping' on my bed, she would be woken up by the noise. Garrett was going to trip over me, Tanya and Kate would trip over Rose and Bella, so on and so forth.

Sarah POV

When I woke up this morning I felt better than I had before. I got dressed and found myself humming, which was very unusual for me. As usual I headed to Isabella's and Renesmee's room. I actually needed to start calling them Nessie and Bella. When I arrived both of their beds were empty, that's when it came crashing down on me.

They were all up in Edward's room.

Shakily I headed up to Edward's room, the door was fully opened, I found all of the children fast asleep on the floor, on a second glance I noticed that Renesmee... Nessie was asleep on Edward's bed.

I knocked on the door loudly. Unsurprisingly none of the Cullen's so much as twitched. Surprisingly the Denali children jumped straight up, and I mean they literally jumped up out of bed. What happened in the next few seconds made me forget that there was a camera crew just behind me, the awful moment forever caught on camera.

To say it was like a domino affect would be an understatement. Just as I was about to call out, the three Denali kids managed to trip over the sleeping bodies of Edward, Rosalie and Isabella, I mean Bella. As they landed on the floor, the three Cullen kids had got up, but they quickly tripped up over their siblings, it seemed that when one of them stood up they would trip each other over. In the end I had 9 teenaged children wide awake, splattered across the room.

"Guys do you have to be so... wait what the hell happened in here?" I saw Renesmee say.

This was the only words that came out in that short moment of time.

Then it happened.

They started screaming, whether it was because of pain or because they wanted who ever it was on top of them to get off I will never know. Next thing I know the parent of these kids had entered the room and they quickly helped everyone up onto their feet before asking what happened.

"Well I... I mean Kate, Tanya and I must have been the only one too hear the knock on the door, we jumped up rather quickly, I think we just forgot where we were. Next thing you know everyone's tripping up on everyone." Garrett explained.

"The noise woke me up." Nessie said.

"Ok, everyone downstairs in 15 minutes, this is the last time you will ever sleep in one person's room, next time you'll go down to the basement." Carlisle calmly said.

Just when I had hoped things would be normal.

Edward's POV

We over played it. We went over the top. The funniest thing was when Sarah finally remembered that there was a camera crew just behind her, and she realized that this was caught on camera.

When Carlisle came in to sort us out he mentally thought to me Just when I thought things couldn't get any funnier... you guys are really playing up to this, seriously how bad would it be if I laughed at this matter?

I told him later that he would have come across as a care-free father, who laughs at his children's mistakes and stupidity and Sarah would sure as hell change that quickly.

For the next hour or so we kept mostly to ourselves. We talked in groups of two or three, waiting for a phone call or text message, for when Jacob was ready. After a while a drifted over too my piano and began playing the first tune that popped into my head, Ness came over and start playing along with me.

Edward? You guys ready for some fun?

Jacob.

My phone started to ring at that moment in time, everyone stopped what they were doing. From what I gathered I was going to have a one-sided conversation.

"Hello... Oh hey where are you... Jacob I didn't catch that... what happened... I'm sorry about that... are you close by... where at, I'll come meet you... why not... Jacob you can't be left on your own... because we're worried... we sure as hell do care about you... Jacob?"

"What was that about?" Rose asked.

"He hung up on me... oh his cousin was in a car crash somewhere, he's alive." I answered in a monotone.

Nessie's head then shot up, she made a bolt to the front door, and everyone followed her. She ran out of the door and basically tackled Jacob to the ground in a big hug.

Why the hell is she acting like that? You'd think she loved him the way she was acting; I'm over thinking stupid things. Sarah was thinking.

"Run out to him, do the same as Ness has." I whispered quickly and quietly.

And that's what we all did, I pulled Jacob up from the ground with the help of Emmett, not that I needed it. And then we all hugged and lightly punched Jacob before dragging him inside.

"Why the hell did you just take off Jacob Black? You should have told us, we've been worried sick..." Ness began, before realizing her mistake.

"Why do you all still call me Jacob Black, I'm a Cullen now, am I not?"Jacob asked to cover her mistake up quickly.

"Jake, we call you Jacob Black only when you've seriously pissed us off or when you do stupid things like this." Bella said.

"Sure let's see shall we, Bella Swan, Emmett McCarty, Mary Alice Brandon..." Jacob paused briefly.

"Let's continue that list Jacob, or have you forgot, Rosalie Hale, Jasper Whitlock, Edward Mason and Renesmee Mason." Rose continued before she realized her mistake.

"Seriously sis, do you still refer me as a Whitlock? Have you forgotten that, that guy wasn't even my dad, I'm a Hale remember." Jasper quickly covered for her.

Shit, we were making stupid mistakes.

"Sorry Jazz I was just going off from what's on your birth certificate." Rose then said.

"Well I'm gonna find it, burn it, and get a new one." He concluded.

"Back to the question in matter," Rose said with half a smile on her face "Just because we all have a different last name than Cullen doesn't mean that we don't refer back to it."

"Sorry, I didn't mean it like that." Jacob replied.

Seriously what a messed up family Sarah was currently thinking.

At that I had to roll my eyes, she had no idea of how messed up our family would be if we were all human.

"That still doesn't explain why you just took off with no explanation." Bella said.

"I am 20 remember, I am legally old enough to do some things without permission, and any way why does it really matter, just a family crisis and I'm back here now, so who care?" He asked rhetorically

"We do..."

"You know what I'm sick of this, I'm just gonna throw my self to the wolves." He answered back.

"Good," we replied in return.

Sarah thought Jacob was speaking in a metaphorical case, as did everyone else. Though they were laughing silently because Jacob just referred to what he was. Jacob stood up and went out of the front door, everyone including Sarah followed.

Jacob turned around and said "Ok here goes nothing..."

He whistled loudly before throwing himself backwards, the three wolves that came out converged over him quite quickly whilst teasing him in their thoughts. That's when Sarah started screaming.

Everyone else was amused, but glad that the wolves had shown up, when they looked at me they realized that I had kept this from them, so naturally some of them were seething.

"You have to help him, don't just stand there smiling." Sarah was yelling.

Rose turned around to face her and asked "Why... he's fine."

"What do you mean he's fine, he's being attacked by wolves right in front of you."

"There not wolves," Emmett told her.

"Oh no... guy's save me, help me." Jacob was calling out in a sarcastic voice "Someone save me before they eat me alive, I'm too young to die... I'm sorry God please help me."

"Having fun Jake?" Bella casually asked.

"No not really... it's kind of boring actually these guys are no fun." He responded casually.

Seth then started to laugh, which caught Sarah by surprise.

OMG! She's as thick as she claimed to be Jake, did any of you actual believe him

No not all Leah thought we wouldn't dare to eat Jacob, one he wouldn't be a nice meal and two he's our Alpha for Pete's sake.

I wanna have some more fun let's go 'attack' the vampires shall we? Embry thought.

Please tell me that you are saying that in the joking sense or there is no way I will let that happen Seth told him

You know he's joking Seth, let's scare this Sarah woman some more then we can phase and pretend that we watched this scene from afar,

Good idea Leah Seth and Embry thought.

So the wolves left Jacob, who was currently on the ground, and 'attacked' us instead. We all playfully fighted with one another, it was about five minutes later when Sarah passed out.

Oops Leah, Seth and Embry thought.

They quickly hurried into the tree line to phase. In no time they were dressed and started to head back up to the house. Emmett picked Sarah up and carried her inside before laying her down on the couch. We decided to sit on the floor, waiting for our friends to show up.

You guys are insane you know that right? Seriously if I laugh now I'm going to be a terrible person Carlisle thought towards me.

By the time Sarah came back around, Carlisle was checking her pulse, BP and heart rate. It was only two minutes later that our wolf friends knocked on the door before entering.

How rude of them? They should wait for someone to answer the door...

"Hey guys... long time no see." I called out.

"Hey Edward," Seth said coming over to give me a hug.

At that we all stood up and greeted them, in a way that would make it seem that they had just come up.

"So, are you guys in town for the holidays?" I asked.

"Yeah we are," Embry said trying not to laugh

Please don't say that these guys will be staying as well Sarah was complaining.

"We were wondering if we could spend some time with you guys, would we be able to use the cottage to stay?" Seth asked.

From the main house we had two cottages that were about a 5 minute, vampire and wolf, run away. We graciously said yes, and of course Sarah was internally complaining. Jacob introduced the guys as his cousins, Leah and Seth being from one side, Embry on another. Well he called hardly say that they were his brothers and sister, in the technical sense.

They stayed up at the main house until 7pm.

"Man is it good to see you guys again, were busy tomorrow bringing our stuff up but we'll come and see you guys after that, if that's okay." Seth asked.

"Seth you know Esme would be delighted to see you guys, of course it's okay, if you need any help just give us a call." Carlisle said.

With that they went off to the cottage to the left side of us. We decided then to talk about things we could do for some fun, Garrett said 'Have a comedy night' which was initially laughed at until we realized that it would be in fact, fun.

So we told the grown-ups what we were planning, and told them that we needed to be up early in the morning, 6am to be precise, and that we were going to bed at 9. Which, according to Sarah, is the earliest that we've ever gone.

And with that our night truly began.

Not what you expected is it? Well I did have another idea originally but I forgot what it was, but I do remember that I only wanted them to be in one chapter, but then I decided that I wanted to wolves to stick around a bit longer, so there is going to be a big surprise with them just after the rule change.

Any way, if anyone had any ideas of any jokes that can be used in the comedy night, which is in the next chapter, then I may include them in, but you'll have to be specific of which character is going to say the joke.

Hope you enjoyed this!