Bash At The Beach

Season 3 Premiere

Charlotte, North Carolina

Chris: WHAT'S UP, CHARLOTTE?

(Crowd cheers loud)

Chris: Aw, man. Welcome to the season 3 premiere of Bash At The Beach with my partner, the lovely Tanya, and the new Women's champion and my new lady, Jade! In two weeks in Columbus Ohio, Jade will defend her new title against Tanya by request. Today, we will start the show the show with a tag team match featuring Samus Aran and Master Raven taking on the tag champions Melody and Jacqui. Then we have newcomer X-23 of X-Men taking on Cassie Cage and for the main event, Jade and Tanya will face off. In a few days, they'll have a contract signing which will make it official. So get ready, y'all. The first match will start now! This first contest is a tag team match set for one fall! Introducing first, Samus Aran.

Tanya: Samus has her orange bikini.

Chris: And her partner, Master Raven!

Tanya: I'm really loving Master Raven, but what exactly is she?

Chris: She's a intelligence agent for the UN. But she sports a white bikini with dragon designs. And their opponents from Los Angeles, California , the tag team champions, Melody Jones and Jacqui Briggs!

Tanya: This is going to be awesome. Our first tag match to start season 3, a non-titled one at that. Melody has her red silk bikini and Jacqui has her dark gray bikini two piece.

Chris: And here we go, Melody and Samus start off first with a headlock from Samus. A quick takedown. A swift kick to Samus's stomach and a whip towards Jacqui. Melody tags in Jacqui and they throw Samus against the ropes and a double dropkick, but they both missed and Samus tags in Raven.

Tanya: They better be careful. Raven's ninjutsu is superb.

Chris: Very dangerous Indeed.

Tanya: She teleports behind Melody abd got her in a lynching submission, hooking both arms and lifting her up. Jacqui jumped from the turnbuckle and knocked Raven down with a clothesline. Melody got up but she is a little stunned. Jacqui goes back outside. Melody and Raven tieup. Melody hip tosses but Raven lands on her feet and tripped Melody down. Raven grabbed both Melody's legs from behind and flapjacks her. She's got the pin, 1,2... Jacqui makes the save, but Samus throws her down with a reverse neck throw. Melody countered Raven's attempt and struck her in the face a few times then tosses her to the turnbuckle. She hits it facefirst, then Melody goes for a German suplex. Melody tries the pin and only got 1.

Chris: It's been physical thus far here in the season 3 premiere.

Tanya: Clothesline by Melody. She tags in Jacqui and charges towards Raven and tackles her. She tried to punch her but Raven countered with a headbutt and does a flipping bulldog, Jacqui landing facefirst. She goes for the pin, Melody slides to save. Raven continues to punish Jacqui. Melody is outside trying to support her. Jacqui blocks the attack and kicked low, attack the lower leg. And a DDT. Jacqui picks her up and hooks her in the face, then assaults her with 8 strikes across the body and uppercuts her in the air. Jacqui jumps and thrusts her fist into Raven's spine then finished with a falling DDT. Goddamn! Raven might be done! She goes for the pin!

Chris: Samus tried to stop the pin but was too late. Jacqui got the 3 count. Here are your winners, Melody and Jacqui!

Tanya: What a physical battle it was.

Chris: Raven is not getting up. I think Jacqui went a little too far here.

Tanya: You could tell she's got some broken ribs. Melody checks in Raven. Melody helps her up and offers her hand.

Raven: Melody, for once you've showed me something. Do not concern yourself with me. I will recover. I will ask, for a shot at your titles in Columbus.

Melody: We don't have opponents for the titles, and since you and Samus fought well against us, I think we have our opponents.

Chris: A handshake of respect.

Tanya: And we have another title match in Columbus.

Chris: Tune in later as X-23 and Cassie Cage go one on one.