Promo: Lying and Gossip on Paper
The ToonSchool Times is the school's longest-serving and proudest publication…
Tony is standing with paper editors Baljeet Tjinder and Lisa Simpson, in the school paper's office.
"You guys sure are proud of this paper," Tony said.
"Well of course, it's been around for 55 years now," Lisa said. "And I think it's good for a school to keep its newspaper."
"Agreed," Baljeet said. "Even though they have that broadcasted report nowadays, nothing floats one's boat like a good old fashioned newspaper."
But when the Snobs get canned for poor journalism…
"I do not have a relationship with Madame Foster!," Squidward shouted at Tony, Lisa and Baljeet. "I was giving her music lessons!"
"You kids retract this, and then think about exactly what kind of paper you're running!"
Back in the ToonSchool Times room, Lisa and Baljeet scolded, Vicky, Mindy, and Brad for not checking their facts on the story.
"This is the eighth time you guys have given us a story without checking the facts!," Baljeet snapped.
"We were just giving the people what they wanna hear," Mindy protested
"You three are bring down this paper's reputation," Lisa scolded. "I'm sorry, but you have left us no choice but to kick you off the school paper."
And the Snobs create their own paper…
Vicky, Mindy, and Brad are with the other Snobs.
"So they think they can just get rid of us that easy," Vicky said. "Well think again!"
The scene cuts to the Snobs going around the lunchroom shouting as Princess shouts, "Extra, EXTRA! Read all about it! Baljeet secretly like wearing dress! Only in the Snob Syndicator! A nickel per paper!"
The students swarm and collect the papers as the gang plus Lisa and Baljeet look on in shock.
It's an all-out paper war!
"We have the superior paper now, twerps. That'll show you to fire us," Vicky cackled as the Snobs left, with Tony, Daryl, Lisa and Baljeet staring at them.
Baljeet then looked at the copy of the Snob Syndicator and said with an angry look, "Of course, you realize this means war."
Who will come out on top? Find out on ToonSchool's newest article…I mean, episode, coming soon!